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sooner22

1. sooner22
   posted a quote
   March 20, 2012 7:07pm UTC
   Girl's status on Facebook: OMG I love my boyfriend, he’s a keeper!
   Guy comments on post: He isnt a keeper until you poop in front of him and he’s fine with it. That is love.
   
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2. sooner22
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   January 28, 2012 6:30pm UTC
   Have I told you lately, I love you like crazy girl?
   
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3. sooner22
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   January 9, 2012 8:14pm UTC
   Dang. I love you.
   
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4. sooner22
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   December 28, 2011 10:37pm UTC
   I love when I discover my dress has pockets
   
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5. sooner22
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   December 23, 2011 1:45am UTC
   When the time comes, Baby don’t run
   Just kiss me
   slowly
   
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6. sooner22
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   December 20, 2011 11:06am UTC
   Keep it cute and classy not nasty or trashy
   
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7. sooner22
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   October 27, 2011 11:21pm UTC
   T E X A S
   R A N G E R S
   
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8. sooner22
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   August 4, 2011 11:45pm UTC
   No one will ever understand what I'm really like
   
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9. sooner22
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   July 31, 2011 4:09pm UTC
   When your mom
   is yelling at you for not doing something and that’s what you were trying to do, and you try to explain this to her but whenever you open your mouth she yells at you for trying to talk
   -____-
   
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10. sooner22
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    July 31, 2011 1:26pm UTC
    I’ve never stopped loving you
    
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11. sooner22
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    July 29, 2011 6:08pm UTC
    “Son
    of
    a
    building block!”
    -Toy Story
    
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12. sooner22
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    July 29, 2011 12:35am UTC
    "FISH ARE FRIENDS,
    NOT FOOD."
    -Finding Nemo
    
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13. sooner22
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    July 28, 2011 9:36pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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14. sooner22
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    July 28, 2011 9:30pm UTC
    Hungry hungry hippos!
    
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15. sooner22
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    July 28, 2011 9:23pm UTC
    “Just be yourself. There is no one better.”
    –Taylor Swift
    
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16. sooner22
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    July 28, 2011 5:25pm UTC
    "When I was a little girl I used to read fairy tales. In fairy tales you meet Prince Charming and he's everything you ever wanted. In fairy tales the bad guy is very easy to spot. The bad guy is always wearing a black cape so you always know who he is. Then you grow up and you realize that Prince Charming is not as easy to find as you thought. You realize the bad guy is not wearing a black cape and he's not easy to spot; he's really funny, and he makes you laugh, and he has perfect hair."
    –Taylor Swift
    
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17. sooner22
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    July 28, 2011 5:21pm UTC
    "People haven't always been there for me but music always has."
    –Taylor Swift
    
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18. sooner22
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    July 28, 2011 5:14pm UTC
    “I’ve developed a new philosophy…I only dread one day at a time.”
    -Charlie Brown
    
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19. sooner22
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    July 28, 2011 5:03pm UTC
    &Guess what?
    I know a blonde who is a straight A student
    I know an Asian who is clumsy and isn't super smart
    I know a black girl who isn't ghetto at all
    I know a stick thin girl who eats like a pig and she's not bulimic
    I know an obese person that isn't lazy, but has diabetes
    I know white people with amazing rhythm
    I know Middle Easterners who LOVE America
    I know Hispanics whose whole family was born in the USA
    I do have red hair and God told me I have a soul
    Stop the stereotyping
    
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20. sooner22
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    July 28, 2011 4:46pm UTC
    &+All I know about boys is..
    That they are confusing as all heck
    
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