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February 4, 2011 9:54pm UTC

Watching the last song and seeing Will sweetly pick up Ronnie and thinking...
i wish i had a boyfriend that could literally sweep me off my feet.

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soleilsweeti
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January 22, 2011 12:18pm UTC

Having little siblings:
-Humming a song and when someone asks you what it is, having to reply, "The theme song for Caillou."
-When a friend comes over and your sibling lingers outside your door staring at you
- Babysitting. For hours. For free.
-"Soleil, your brother is having a hard time cleaning his room. He keeps getting distracted. Can you go help him?"
-Coming into your room after school and finding that it reeks of your perfume, it is an absolute mess, and there is crayon on the walls. Then having to clean it because "honey, he's little, and he doesn't know any better."
*SIGH*
Its hard being an older sister.
Does anyone else agree?
. Not My Format

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soleilsweeti
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January 22, 2011 11:42am UTC

Texting my friend Ryan:
Me:Black Ops is so stupid
Him:Okay
Me: What? Did you hear what I said? I just dissed black ops.
Him: I know.
Me: But you love black ops.
Him: Yeah, but i love life more, and if i argue with you, you might kill me.
Me: Wow. There might be hope for you after all.

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soleilsweeti
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January 22, 2011 11:29am UTC

Boy: Dad! I got a girlfriend!
Dad: Good job son. What does she look like?
Girl:Dad I got a boyfriend!
Dad: *grabs gun*
Girl: Dad?
Dad: Where does he live? I want to talk to him.

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soleilsweeti
posted a quote
January 9, 2011 10:28am UTC

Multiple choice test
Hey I haven't circled A in a while
*circles A*

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soleilsweeti
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September 11, 2010 5:16pm UTC

Issues With Bedtime Stories
Cinderella-It's about child abuse
Snow White-Teaching kids to poison your enemies and hate short people.
Sleeping Beauty- Apparently now witch craft is okay and you can go and put people into magical sleeps. Hmh.
Drugs in children's books.
Beauty and the Beast- The father SELLS his daughter because he can't pay his debts. Not to a regular man, but to a hairy weirdo. Don't worry kids big foot won't harm you!
Goldie Locks- Psh. Don't worry breaking, entering and destruction to property isn't a crime
The Little Mermaid-Telling kids they can breathe underwater is a disater waiting to happen you child killers.
Jack and Jill- Jack goes and falls down and breaks open his head. What does his sister do? Go and die with him. All over a freakin' bucket of water.
Hansel and Gretel- Teaching kids cannibalism at an early age is not dangerous at all. Why not teach them they can go out in the woods in the middle of the night and hunt for food? Don't forget to teach them to trust that friendly hobo(fairy) and to attack old ladies.

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soleilsweeti
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September 11, 2010 4:01pm UTC

Am i the only person that wishes that mosquitos sucked fat, not blood?

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September 11, 2010 3:58pm UTC

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September 11, 2010 3:51pm UTC

Sam: "Your mom only gives you eight bucks a month?"
Freddie: "She's afraid if she gives me more, I'll buy a bus ticket and leave her."
Carly: "That's so dumb."
Freddie: "No, not really."
so funny. i love icarly.

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September 11, 2010 3:49pm UTC

P. SHERMAN
42 Wallaby
way Sydney.

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September 11, 2010 3:37pm UTC

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soleilsweeti
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September 11, 2010 3:09pm UTC

Am i the only person that wishes that Taylor Lautner played the part of Gibby
(from icarly)

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soleilsweeti
posted a quote
September 11, 2010 2:37pm UTC

You can't hum while holding your
nose.
Favorite if you just tried

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soleilsweeti
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September 11, 2010 2:25pm UTC

♥ ♥ ♥
>> i love that guy,
in Spongebob who always yells
"MAH LEG!"

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soleilsweeti
posted a quote
June 23, 2010 11:09am UTC

Has anyone else ever wondered...
do guys sleep in the same bed at sleepovers?
do they compare crushes?
do they stay up all night taking?
or do they just play video games or something?
do they help each other out after a girl dumps them?
or do they go with the "tough love" scenario?
has anyone else ever wondered?

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soleilsweeti
posted a quote
June 21, 2010 5:10pm UTC

God made man,
and then said
'I can do better than that'
and made women,
*credit to cuteKels

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soleilsweeti
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June 13, 2010 3:58pm UTC

The snack that smiles back
fave if you
a.) sang
b.) added "goldfish" to the end
;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

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soleilsweeti
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June 11, 2010 5:51pm UTC

Come over
to the
dark side
we have
COOKIES!
Kid: Do you have chocolate chip?
Darkside: We have all kinds.
Kid: Do you have triple choc chip?
Darkside: ....Damn it! Just get over here!
...
Darkside:Welcome
Kid:So where's my cookie?
Darkside:Nonexistant
Kid: Huh?
Darkside:This is the darkside. Are you suprised that we lied about the cookies?

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soleilsweeti
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June 5, 2010 4:21pm UTC

Please tell me I'm not the only one :
Who would be so screwed without Google.Who loves running up and down hotel hallways. Who panics when their finger gets stuck in something stupid. Who thinks their bed is suddenly so comfortable when the alarm goes off.Who hasn't heard a song in forever but still remembers all the words.Who loves hugging people who smell good.Who hates it when it gets all quiet when they're eating something crunchy.Who hates when they write a paragraph and they get a one word reply.Who closes their eyes for a second and wakes up and they've slept for two hours.Who hates getting out of a warm shower just to freeze.Who awkwardly says "You had to be there" after telling a dumb story.Who texts the person next to them stuff things they can't say out loud.Who laughs when people fall until they realize it's serious. Who has died over 147 times for not forwarding that chain letter. Who can't stand to hear their own voice in videos or recordings.
*not mine but dont remember who i got it from. srry.

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June 2, 2010 5:36pm UTC

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