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  1. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 4:33pm UTC
    the guy in the taco bell drive thru just accidentally said “have a nice day I love you” and I thoughtlessly responded “love you too” and we just sort of stared at each other for a second before I drove away

  2. EmilyxLovesxU EmilyxLovesxU
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 6:31pm UTC
    *True story, happened yesterday*
    *In the middle of maths and the fire alarm goes off*
    Teacher: Everybody walk out sensibly, in a single flie line.
    Everyone: *gets up to go out*
    *Headteacher comes in*
    Headteacher: Please can you all stay seated until you're told to go, it's just a practice.
    *Everyone sits back down*
    Teacher: *dramatically falls to the floor and starts singing* JUST GONNA STAND THERE AND WATCH ME BURN BUT THAT'S ALRIGHT BECAUSE I LIKE THE WAY IT HURTS...
    This made my day.

  3. jessdillon1234 jessdillon1234
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 8:56pm UTC
    I was helping out with one of the preschool classes at my dance studio and this was a legit conversation that went on:
    teacher: did anyone see there mommy or daddy watching the inagoration?
    kid one: whats that?
    kid two: its when you sleep during day
    me: thats nocturnal
    kid three: arn't bats nocturnal?
    kid two: no antolopes are
    kid four: nuh uh antolopes a fruit
    kid five: i know where babys come from!!
    *everyone gets quiet*
    kid five: *whispering* cleevland.
    entire class: *gasp*
    *true story

  4. ELwriters ELwriters
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2012 3:46pm UTC
    Accidental Reunion
    Prologue
    "Okay, so your brother's flight should be here in a few hours. Are you sure you want to stay here by yourself?" my aunt asked me for the fifth time.
    "Yeah, I don't mind. One of my old friends, Marissa said she was coming home tonight from Ireland, and she's flying into this airport, so maybe I'll run into her." I told my aunt.
    "Oh, okay. Well I'm going to take a cab and meet your uncle, I can't believe I finally get to see him again!" she squealed, obviously excited. My uncle has been in London for the past six weeks for business, and my aunt misses him like crazy.
    "You go have fun!" I encouraged her, and she gave me a hug before running off to catch a cab and meet her husband of ten years.
    My name's Brooke Williams, and I'm eighteen years old. I have a younger brother, Chris, who is sixteen. He lives with my aunt and uncle, and I did up until September when I moved into my dorm at the University of California, Los Angeles. It's my freshmen year of college, and I just started my break. I have a month and a half off from school, so my aunt decided she would take us to visit the place we used to call home.
    Our parents passed away four years ago. We used to live in England with them, but when they died, we had to move to the United States with my aunt and uncle because I was too young to live on my own and raise a twelve year old.
    As I walked around the airport looking for a Starbucks, a poster caught my eye.
    It was a sign advertising the boy band One Direction.
    I smiled sadly to myself as I walked away from the poster. I couldn't bring myself to look at the blonde boy with bright blue eyes and that dazzling smile.
    Niall Horan and I were close. We were pretty much best friends when I was younger. He was kind of an outcast when he moved to England from Ireland, but I accepted him. We could talk to each other about anything.
    That changed when I suddenly had to move. Yeah, we still kept in touch, but after a while, the phone stopped ringing and the mailbox was empty.
    We started to lose touch when he tried out for the X Factor. And he made it through. Sure, I was happy for him, but he had promised that he wouldn't forget about me when I moved, and it seemed that he already had after only two years.
    I stared at the emerald greem ring on my right hand ring finger. He gave it to me, for my eleventh birthday. He was the only one of my friends that could make it. And now he probably doesn't know who I am.
    A few minutes later, I was sipping my mocha latte in the Starbucks cafe. I glanced at my watch. It was eleven thirty, and my brother's plane wasn't due for another hour. I got up and started walking around. I must not have been looking where I was walking, because I ran into some boy.
    "Oh my goodness, I'm so sorry." he said as my coffee spilt all over my white tshirt.
    "It's not like coffee stains anyways." I joked sarcastically, making him laugh.
    "Let me buy you a new one." he said, and I finally looked at him.
    I could recognize that voice anywhere. The way the Irish accent blended with the English accent always made me swoon. I stared up into his big blue eyes, hoping he would remember me. He didn't say anything, and I knew it was too good to be true. Why would someone like him remember someone like me?
    "No thanks." I said, starting to walk away.
    "Please, it's the least I can do." he offered one last time.
    "Okay." I gave in, walking with him back to Starbucks.
    "So, what's your name?" he asked me as we turned the corner.
    "Brooke." I replied, biting my lip. This was it. Would he remember now?
    "That's a pretty name. I'm Niall." he said, smiling at me. He bought me another coffee and we sat down for a while, just talking. He told me that he was in a band, and it was really hard to act like I didn't know him.
    "That's a pretty ring." he said, pointing to the piece of jewelry that he gave me.
    "Thanks. I, um, have to go." I said, getting up suddenly. I just couldn't handle it. I can't pretend that I don't know someone who was extremely important to me.
    I just can't.
    ......................................
    new story! feedback?(:

  5. hermione23katniss hermione23katniss
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 2:32pm UTC
    "Your hand fits in mine like
    it's made just for me...."

  6. RandomationStudios RandomationStudios
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 9:54pm UTC
    Technically:
    We are in the past right now,
    The present doesn't exist,
    And the future is occuring as you read this.
    Mind = Blown

  7. KatyPerryFan KatyPerryFan
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 6:40pm UTC
    Why did Sally fall off the swing?
    Because someone threw a fridge at her.
    Am I seriously the only person who laughs at this crap?!

  8. WeAreTheBoys WeAreTheBoys
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2012 5:12pm UTC
    There was a question in my Biology test which asked us to, "Draw the female reproductive organ."
    As the exam was progressing, I saw a girl look between her legs,
    so I shouted at the top of my lungs, "Sir, she's copying!"

  9. Leah_Jane933 Leah_Jane933
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2012 4:31pm UTC
    Police: Where do you live?
    Me: With my Parents.
    Police: Where do your parents live?
    Me: With me.
    Police: Where do you all live?
    Me: Together.
    Police: Where is your house?
    Me: Next to my neighbors house.
    Police: Where is your neighbors house?
    Me: If I tell you, you won't believe me.
    Police: Tell me.
    Me: Next to my house.

  10. Cookiemonster99 Cookiemonster99
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2012 12:40pm UTC
    You wanna know
    who's beautiful?
    Don't read the first word again because it's me.

  11. LolSoTrueQuotes LolSoTrueQuotes happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2012 3:40pm UTC
    Lol So True: #201
    Talking about how annoying the kids in the grade below you are, but convincing yourself you never acted like that last year.
    lolsotrue.com

  12. givingyoumyheart givingyoumyheart
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2012 3:45pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    Sometimes,
    You've got to run away to see who will run after you.
    You've got to talk quieter to see who's really listening.
    You've got to step up to fight only to see who's standing by your side.
    You've got to make a wrong decision only to see who's there to help you fix it.
    You've got to let go of the one you love just to see if they love you enough to come
    back to you.

  13. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2012 3:44pm UTC
    You’re that type of boy
    that just makes my jaw drop when I see you.
    My heart starts beating faster and faster
    every time you talk to me.
    Those butterflies in my stomach
    start to flutter every time you’re there.
    And your laugh is just the greatest thing in the world.
    You make me happy

  14. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2012 6:16pm UTC
    I just want you to be happy
    ...and maybe a little bit naked.

  15. LandonIsWitty LandonIsWitty
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 8:45pm UTC
    Cat: You have to stay on a leash. Ha!
    Dog: They don't put you on a leash because they want you to run away.
    Cat: ...

  16. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2012 4:25pm UTC
    You've got 99 problems
    and 86 of them are completely made up scenerios in your head that you're stressing about for absolutely no logical reason

  17. ImaPiratePrincess ImaPiratePrincess
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2012 10:36am UTC
    Is witty going green?
    Cause I'm seeing a whole lot of
    recycled quote

  18. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2012 3:50pm UTC
    A night together.
    I want to cuddle into your arms,
    just having you wrap your arms around me
    just makes me feel safe.
    I want to give you cute little pecks,
    maybe tease a little by biting your lip
    or tenderly kissing your neck.
    I just want to lay next to you,
    look at your face
    and pinch your cheeks wide.
    I honestly don’t care what we would do,
    as long as you’ll be the last person
    I close my eyes to and the first person
    I see when I open my eyes...

  19. Kanerpop Kanerpop
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2012 1:16pm UTC
    "Class Rules!"
    TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.
    MARIA: Here it is.
    TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
    CLASS: Maria.
    TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
    JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
    TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
    GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D- I-A-L'
    TEACHER: No, that's wrong
    GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
    TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
    DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
    TEACHER: What are you talking about?
    DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
    TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago..
    WINNIE: Me!
    TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
    GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
    TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
    MILLIE: I is..
    TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
    MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
    TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
    LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
    TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
    SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
    TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
    CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
    TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
    HAROLD: A teacher
    Fav for another seiries of "Class Rules!"

  20. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2012 4:58pm UTC
    Simba singing, "I just can't wait to be king," is equal to him singing, "I just can't wait for my dad to die."

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