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July 13, 2011 5:35pm UTC

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majorgleek13
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June 22, 2012 10:06pm UTC

*I pod on shuffle*
not this song. (-__-) or this song. (-__-)
YES! THIS IS MY JAM!
~(','~) (~',')~
\('-'\) (/'-')/
FunkyMonkeyFormats

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Bee*
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June 23, 2012 12:06pm UTC

At School:
Directionator: Hey do you like One Direction?
Me: Who are they?
Directionator: Neil, Liem, Zayne, Harry and Lewis. They have 3 songs.. What Makes You Beautiful, One Thing, and Gotta Be You.
Me:
Directionator:
Me:
Directionator:
Police Officer: So you're saying she fell into a wall and broke her face?
Me: That's correct.
nmq.

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Jade672

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June 23, 2012 8:18am UTC

Fact: The human brain makes you see yourself as five times more attractive than you really are.
Me: Well f#ck.

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Kaylahkittyx13
posted a quote
June 22, 2012 10:17pm UTC

SRRY TO INTURUPT Your scrolling
but would you STOP BEING SO DARN BEAUTIFUL!!!!???

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soccerloverx03x
posted a quote
June 22, 2012 11:09pm UTC

When i like someone:
5% talk to them
95% stare.
nmf

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hermione23katniss
posted a quote
June 22, 2012 11:08pm UTC

"If your thighs don't jiggle, go see a doctor."
-Miley Cyrus

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DreamOutLoud127
posted a quote
June 22, 2012 10:07pm UTC

How To Freak People Out #1
run into a random crowd, hug the first person you see and scream, "I TOLD YOU I'D GET OUT OF PRISON!!"
comment if you think i should make a series, im not doing this for likes i just want to know if anyone would actually read it :)

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Nina_luv13
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May 3, 2012 9:20am UTC

1600's: "Oh Romeo, I am writing to inform you that I have recieved your letter & I've been left quite speechless."
2012: "K."

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CandyBurst
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May 3, 2012 3:10pm UTC

I’m blonde; I must be stupid.
I’m brunette; I must be boring.
I have red hair; I must have a fiery temper.
I have black hair, I must be eccentric.
I dye my hair; I must be trying to be someone.
I wear make-up; I must be fake.
I wear skirts; I must be a slag.
I like football; I must be a lesbian.
I’m rich; I must be spoilt.
I’m poor; Imust be a tramp.
I wear black; I must be a goth.
I wear hoodies; Imustbe causing trouble.
I’m skinny; I muststarve myself.
I’m curvy; I must constantly eat.
I’m smart; I must be a nerd.
I’m independent; I must be a loner.
I cry; I must be a baby.
I’m not like you; I must be weird.
I’m like you; I must be copying.
I’m religious; I must make you be the same.
I’m young; I must be naïve.
I’m old; I must be unable to look after myself.
I’m a teenager; I must always be up to no good.
I’m a straight-A student; I must have no social life.
I have no job; I must be lazy.
I have a good job; I must be a snob.
I’m foreign; I must be pocketing your tax.
I am human; I must be stereotyped.

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Jade672

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December 28, 2011 4:12pm UTC

Dear hair,
I'm sorry I burn,cut and tie you up but I will always love you.

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atddancer12
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December 28, 2011 11:21am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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sayheyilyx
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December 18, 2011 11:11pm UTC

"Starbucks really isn't that expensive when you consider what Victoria Secret charges per cup."
-Girl in Starbucks. o.O

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cookiemonsterxx
posted a quote
December 19, 2011 1:05pm UTC

Noah wrote Allie
365 letters. I think you can manage to answer my text message.

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becca5
posted a quote
December 6, 2011 9:11pm UTC

The awkward moment
when you realize you don't actually like your crush.
You like the imagenary version of them you created in your head.

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marie1616
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December 6, 2011 8:03pm UTC

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ColorMyWorld401
posted a quote
December 6, 2011 10:11pm UTC

Dear middle school girl
who thinks shes a Victoria's
Secrets model, Mind if i
borrow a tissue? Sincerely,
its falling out of your bra
♥
(follow me, i follow back!)

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HeSaiidSheSaiid
posted a quote
December 6, 2011 6:56pm UTC

Why do you like him?
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Because, he knows how to treat a girl. His morals are high like his pants, unlike most guys who sag them so low, there's no point in wearing them. He is so sweet, funny, caring. He makes me laugh when i'm upset. He makes me feel better when i'm sick & always knows exactly what to say. He is handsome & someone I could see being a perfect husband. Just someone I want to spend forever with.
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justice6896
posted a quote
December 6, 2011 6:14pm UTC

If you've ever..
Cut;
Thought about cutting;
Felt alone & worthless,
Like noone cared;
Had suicidal thoughts;
Is scared;
Starved yourself;
Lied & said you were okay,
when really you were dying inside;
Cried till you couldnt breathe;
Thinks/Thought you were ugly;
Been called names;
Had your heart broken by the boy you love/loved
A n y O f T h e A b o v e;
You're not alone, Keep your head up ♥

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