Witty Profiles

menu
sign in or join

softballchica15

  1. pluto* pluto*
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 12:32pm UTC
    "Why don't you ever start the conversation?"
    Cause I don't want to have a conversation.

  2. beautifulsmiles beautifulsmiles
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2013 6:44pm UTC
    I want to wake up where you are.

  3. beautifulsmiles beautifulsmiles
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2013 9:28pm UTC
    I kill the batteries on all my devices...
    ...Quite often.
    I need to get out more.


  4. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.


  5. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.


  6. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  7. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 11:19pm UTC
    Good habits result from resisting temptation.


  8. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  9. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2013 8:41pm UTC
    I passed a real gentleman in Boston a few weeks ago.
    Dude (into cellphone): I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR F//CKING JAW. THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU, DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR F//CKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK--hold on, give me a second. There's a lady walking by.

  10. hannahhere hannahhere
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 2:45pm UTC
    Today is random act of kindness day
    Favorite for a compliment (:

  11. SaturdayInJuly SaturdayInJuly
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 2:33pm UTC
    A little voice came on the phone,
    said, "Daddy, when you coming home?"
    He said the first thing that came to his mind
    I'm already there.
    Take a look around,
    I'm the sunshine in your hair
    I'm the shadow on the ground
    I'm the whisper in the wind
    I'm your imaginary friend
    And I know I'm in your prayers
    Oh, I'm already there.♥

  12. sarahmarlowXxx sarahmarlowXxx
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 7:18pm UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    If you play with my hair until I fall asleep
    I will fall in love with you for eternity.


  13. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  14. Karkam Karkam
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 3:49pm UTC
    She had the world on a string , it floated above her like a baloon. Then society pushed her and she fell, and it hurt. Her world on her string no longer floated and soon came crashing down.

  15. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 3:52pm UTC
    Me: I have to do homework
    Witty Profiles: *Seducing me*
    Me: Must.not.click
    Me: *clicks*

  16. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2013 3:34pm UTC
    I can't stand when people say a baby's age in month after a year old.
    "Yeah he's 98 months."
    ...Really B/tch? Really.


  17. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  18. WittyRyan WittyRyan
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2013 12:00am UTC
    Dad: You took my daughter's virginity?!
    Boyfriend: Sorry sir, it won't happen again.

  19. gabbielol88 gabbielol88
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 4:40pm UTC
    "Lie to me again" She whispered.
    "I love you" he said.

  20. gabbielol88 gabbielol88
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2013 8:50pm UTC
    I never understood,what love was really like,
    But I felt it for the first time looking in
    your eyes♥

:)

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2024 Witty Profiles