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softball_molly_swimming

1. softball_molly_swimming
   posted a quote
   November 3, 2012 6:05pm UTC
   Can Someone Help Me?
   I was trying to edit my account but it didnt work right... advise?
   
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2. softball_molly_swimming
   posted a quote
   July 28, 2012 5:16pm UTC
   Son: How do you feel about abortion?
   Dad: Ask your sister
   Son: But I don't have a...
   
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3. softball_molly_swimming
   posted a quote
   July 26, 2012 11:44pm UTC
   We all have that embarrassing email address we made when we were like 10
   
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4. softball_molly_swimming
   posted a quote
   June 11, 2012 11:05pm UTC
   0 faves= I'm ugly
   3 faves= I'm okay
   7 faves= I'm cute
   15 faves= I'm pretty
   25 faves= I'm beautiful
   30 faves= I'm breathtaking
   Repost this if you aren't afraid
   
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5. softball_molly_swimming
   posted a quote
   April 30, 2012 12:24am UTC
   The closer I get to figuring out all the puzzle
   peices,
   the more I'm falling in love with you. ❤
   
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6. softball_molly_swimming
   posted a quote
   April 29, 2012 10:48pm UTC
   Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
   Now copy and repost this.
   If you don't, you'll have bad relationships for 69 years.
   By 12:05 pm tonight, your one true love will realize how much they want you.
   
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7. softball_molly_swimming
   posted a quote
   April 24, 2012 9:40pm UTC
   CookieDoughFormats
   Who Wants To Be♥
   My Witty Bestfriend?
   Format by Cookiedoughformats
   
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8. softball_molly_swimming
   posted a quote
   April 15, 2012 9:43pm UTC
   I have one more chance. To do right. Thats tonight.
   TONIGHT IM TELLING MY HATERS I LOVE THEM.
   format by julietechoecho
   
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9. softball_molly_swimming
   posted a quote
   April 5, 2012 8:00pm UTC
   Never
   go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
   
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10. softball_molly_swimming
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 5:29pm UTC
    MY ONLY WISH IS THAT I DIE REAL
    CAUSE THAT TRUTH
    HURTS AND THOSE LIES HEAL.♥
    
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11. softball_molly_swimming
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2012 10:20pm UTC
    . "I wasnt that drunk"
    "Dude you asked your mom if she was a virgin!"
    
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12. softball_molly_swimming
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2012 6:52pm UTC
    Love is evil
    Spell it backwards ill show you.
    
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13. softball_molly_swimming
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2012 7:00pm UTC
    i wonder if a boy
    ever looks at me and thinks "wow, she's beautiful"
    Lol jk. He probablly thinks
    "Look at that albino"
    
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14. softball_molly_swimming
    posted a quote
    March 21, 2012 5:04pm UTC
    SPACE BOUND
    -EMINEM<3
    
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15. softball_molly_swimming
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 9:48pm UTC
    Somtimes its so hard to
    L E T G O
    </3
    
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16. softball_molly_swimming
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2012 10:05am UTC
    Making note cards with your name and number on them
    Just in case someone asks for you number and you get the chance to say "heres my card".
    
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17. softball_molly_swimming
    posted a quote
    February 29, 2012 5:51pm UTC
    type your name: molly
    with your eyes closed:mollt
    with your elbow:jmolllkyhu
    bash your head on the keyboard:b 55 bt6
    now repost this with your answers
    
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18. softball_molly_swimming
    posted a quote
    February 25, 2012 6:42pm UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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19. softball_molly_swimming
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2012 12:14am UTC
    Have you ever loved someone so much, you'd give and arm for?
    Not the expression, no, literally give an arm for?
    When they know they're your heart
    And you know you were their armor
    And you will destroy anyone who would try to harm 'her
    But what happend when karma, turns right around and bites you?
    And everything you stand for, turns on you, despite you?
    But what happens when you become the main source of her pain?
    -When I'm gone- Eminem
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    
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20. softball_molly_swimming
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2012 10:34pm UTC
    -----------------------------------------
    That Show Toddlers and
    Tiaras,
    should be called
    Future Teen Mom
    -----------------------------------------
    
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