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  1. mikkimouse15 mikkimouse15
    posted a quote
    May 5, 2013 9:23pm UTC
    So this is what heartache feels like.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. tibbsxoxo tibbsxoxo
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 4:04pm UTC
    Teacher: The test is very easy.
    Me: Sure it is bit.ch, you already know the answers.

  4. kylaz323 kylaz323
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 11:13am UTC
    Roses are red, Violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you(:
    Awwww<3
    But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head(;

  5. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 5:03am UTC
    have you ever gotten a text that makes you smile like an idiot and you just want to read it over and over again?

  6. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 11:39am UTC
    & not a day goes by,
    where I don't think of you.

  7. I_Dont_Know I_Dont_Know
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 1:27pm UTC
    I saw this on Tumblr and it made me cry a little...
    Hey Facebook, I had an idea... All those kids in the hospital recovering from gunshot wounds at the Batman massacre could use a visit from their hero. I propose we (as in all of Facebook) should make enough noise asking Christian Bale to visit these kids in the hospital dressed in the real Batman outfit.
    They need to know Heroes can be real too, not just the bad guys.
    Not asking anything fancy from you, if you read this, share it on your wall. If you want to go the extra mile, post it on other sites as well. Show the kids there really are Heroes.
    Dear Christian Bale, Please visit the injured children from the movie massacre as Batman, you have the power to be a Hero right now, not a movie Hero, a real life flesh and blood one.
    Thank you,
    Everyone

  8. MaddyWaddy MaddyWaddy
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2012 10:59am UTC
    A guy died in the Colorado shooting because he blocked his girlfriend so she would survive. Now that's true love. ❤

  9. xlivelaughlove524x xlivelaughlove524x
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2012 12:19pm UTC
    The other day, I was at Taco Bell with my friends.
    A man saw that I didn't have enough money to get a drink, so he bought me one.
    He was homeless.
    Selfless people like him give me hope. ♥
    GivesMeHope.com

  10. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 9:08am UTC
    I recently forced my parents to watch all the Harry Potter. movies with me.
    We had gone through all the movies and were on The Deathly Hallows Part 2, and my father looked at me and asked, "Wait, who's Voldemort?"

  11. WonderfulLove WonderfulLove
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 11:00pm UTC
    I don't care
    HOW RUDE
    someone is being to you.
    You NEVER
    EVER
    tell them to
    kill themself.

  12. ambear24 ambear24
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 12:11am UTC
    I don't know how Dexter's parents didn't know about Dexter's lab. Their electricity bill had to have been higher than Wiz Khalifa.

  13. randi* randi*
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2012 1:17pm UTC
    I bet the YMCA dance is a lot harder in Chinese.
    -tumblr-

  14. never_forget never_forget
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 4:50pm UTC
    if i t still hurts
    it means you still care♥

  15. hailstorm37 hailstorm37
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    I play a song, no one likes it.
    Two months later, they love it -_-

  16. briiitttttttany briiitttttttany
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 8:09pm UTC
    People who want long eyelashes: Girls
    People who are born with long, curly eyelashes: Boys

  17. RunawayRachel RunawayRachel
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 5:07am UTC
    Can we fall, one more time?
    S t o p t h e t a p e , a n d r e w i n d ? [x] [x] [x]

  18. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 2:56pm UTC
    All it takes is a
    beautiful fake smile
    to hide an injured soul
    and they will never notice
    how broken you really are...

  19. Scotteh Scotteh
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 12:03pm UTC
    * picking my kid up from school in 25 years
    Me: yo shawty, leggo
    Kid: dad please, not this again
    Me: stop being a hater, yolo
    Kid: you're embarrasing me
    Me: swag.

  20. wittygiraffelover wittygiraffelover
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 11:08pm UTC
    Parents:Who are you texting?
    Parents:Who are you calling?
    Parents:Who are you chatting with?
    Me:Jake from State Farm.

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