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  1. AllRomantics AllRomantics
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2014 3:34pm UTC
    When you go through someone's quotes and literally favourite all of them ...

  2. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2014 10:41pm UTC
    clothes should not be considered on sale if they’re still more than $20

  3. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2014 11:00pm UTC
    do you ever just get so mad that you mentally insult every single thing that people do around you
    like
    "hey i finished this question"
    good for you little fùcking brat like wow didn't anyone teach you not to boast

  4. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2014 9:40pm UTC
    When Einstein was traveling to lecture in Spain,
    He questioned a conductor again and again:
    “It may be a while,”
    He asked with a smile,
    “But when does Madrid reach this train?”

  5. Crazy girl* Crazy girl*
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2014 4:10pm UTC
    Me: dont cry dont cry dont cry
    Mind: dont cry dont cry dont cry
    Eyes: lol lets go niagara falls on this b*tch

  6. AtmosFEAR AtmosFEAR
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2014 1:15pm UTC
    there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair

  7. FriendZoned FriendZoned
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2014 9:30pm UTC
    You promised.
    You lied.

  8. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 11:48pm UTC
    Reasons I don't like Justin Bieber
    1) He said that r.ape happens for a reason
    2) At Anne Frank's house, he wrote in the guestbook that he hoped "she would have been a Belieber"
    3) When asked to try being vegan, he spit out the vegan steak that was specially ordered for him
    4) He makes his fans pay tons of money to see him live, even though he could afford having the tickets be $50 instead of $100 dollars for mezzanine seats
    5) Once, he went to a childrens hospital in England and made them clear the area so he wouldn't have to wait near the sick children. He spent about 5 minutes with the children while the cameras were around and then left as soon as they wre gone.
    6) He peed in a restaurant kitchen
    7) Once, he faked a really bad asthma attack and the paramedics were called. He then proceeded to laugh is a.ss off when they came through the door. His people talked the paramedics into not saying anything because, apparently, you can go to jail for that.
    8) He wanted to go to a mall, once, and when the car came he sent it back because he didn't like the color. He then spent only 5 minutes at the mall before leaving and saying it was the sh ittiest mall he'd ever been to.
    9) He didn't show up to one of his concerts until half way through the scheduled time
    10) He's quoted to having screamed, "F.uck Bill Clinton" to cameras
    11) He attacked a paparazzi, who is suing.
    12) When he went to Vermont, he was kicked out of every business he went to (IHOP, Hannaford, Walmart, etc.)
    13) At a movie theater, he threw a huge temper tantrum when he was told that he couldn't bring his Subway sandwich into the movie, since it was against the rules. He made a mess in the theater and was carried out by one of his bodyguard, kicking and screaming.
    14) Once, he randomly showed up to Disney unannounced and demanded that the entire Yachtsman Steakhouse be cleared- reservations cancelled and all- so that he could eat there. The staff had to call every single one of the guests to tell them that their reservations they had been planning for months were cancelled and wasn’t allowed to give them an explanation. Disney also decided that it wasn’t fair to their guests and gave them free dinner at another restaurant, which obviously lost them a lot of money and business for that night.
    15) He spit on his fans
    I don't dislike him because of his voice or his music. I dislike him because he is a terrible human being.

  9. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2014 7:29pm UTC
    my level of sarcasm has gotten to
    a point where i don't even know if i'm joking or not

  10. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2014 7:31pm UTC
    *slides ten dollars to the government*
    please cancel school

  11. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2014 3:23am UTC
    “One day, he’s going to know. He’ll know your birthday, your middle name, where you were born, your star sign, and your parents names. He’ll know how old you were when you learnt to ride a bike, how your grandparents passed away, how many pets you had, and how much you hated going to school. He’ll know your eye color, your scars, your freckles, your laugh lines and your birth marks. He’ll know your favorite book, movie, candy, food, pair of shoes, color, and song. He’s going to know why you’re awake at 5am most nights, where you were when you realized you’d lost a good friend, why you picked up the razor and how you managed to put it down before things went too far. He’s going to know your phobias, your dreams, your fears, your wishes, and your worries. He’s going to know about your first heartbreak, your dream wedding, and your problems with your parents. He’ll know your strengths, weaknesses, laziness, energy, and your mixed emotions. He’s going to know about your love for mayonnaise, your dream of being famous when you were five, your need to quote any film you know all the way through, and your fear of growing older. He’ll know your bad habits, your mannerisms, your stroppy pout, your facial expressions, and your laugh like it’s his favorite song. The way you chew, drink, walk, sleep, fidget and kiss. He’s going to know that you’ve already picked out wedding flowers, baby names, tiles for the bathroom, bridesmaid dresses, and the color of your bedroom walls. He’s going to know, get annoyed at and then accept that you leave clothes everywhere, take twenty minutes to order a Starbucks, have to organize your DVD’s alphabetically, and check your horoscope… just incase. He’ll know your McDonald’s order, how many sugars to put in your tea, how many scoops of ice cream you want, and that you need your sandwiches cut into triangles. He’s going to know how you feel without you telling him, that you need a wee from a look on your face, and that you’re crying without shedding tears. He’s going to know all of it. Everything. You, from top to bottom and inside out. From learning, from sharing, from listening, from watching. He’s going to know every single thing there is to know, and you know what else? He is still going to love you.”

  12. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2014 3:55am UTC
    “To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”

  13. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2014 4:12am UTC
    idk if it's just me but
    am i the only one now-a-days
    who feels uncomfortable when people swear at adults?
    i'm almost twenty years old
    and i have only ever said two swears in front of my mom
    and those two were on complete accident.
    if i don't respect the adult, that's when i swear.
    but typically, even then i feel sorry i muttered "fck you" to them.
    now-a-days, i'm seeing young kids tell their parents to "fck-off".
    and i'm flinching when i see it happen because i see their parents wonder where they went wrong.
    it's a wholly other story when it's a joking swear-like situation,
    but even then i feel weird.
    i get that you're comfortable with people but like... it's just crazy.
    i wouldn't ever imagine saying even "hell" in front of my mom or grandparents.
    hell, i don't even swear in front of my 23 year old sister for god's sake.
    it breaks me to pieces when the kis looks sincere.
    i understand also that some parents/adults may deserve these words.
    but swearing at them makes no difference.
    actually, it probably will make the situation worse.
    personally, swearing at adults just seems so useless to me.
    half of the time it doesn't even get the point across.

  14. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2014 6:25am UTC
    My biggest pet peeve is when people take advantage of what they have.
    The biggest two things are usually parents and friends.
    It irks me when I see someone yell at their parents, mostly.
    Or even their grandparents.
    I understand 100% that not everyone has a perfect house.
    And that they may or may not get along with their family.
    But it's the only family you have that is true blood.
    You don't have to love them, but don't treat them like sht.
    I grew up in a house where I woke up afraid everyday.
    I woke up afraid every day, afraid that someone else had died.
    I used to treat my mother like sht.
    I yelled at her, I didn't listen to anything she said.
    When I turned 15, something in me clicked.
    And now whenever I do fight with her, I always make sure to apologize before I go to bed.
    I wouldn't ever be able to live with myself if my last words were harsh words to her.

  15. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2014 6:55am UTC
    my hobbies include staying up
    until 2am for no reason and being exhausted the next day

  16. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2014 6:58am UTC
    does anyone else lie in bed at 2:30am
    filled with the crippling fear that they’re never going to accomplish anything in life and fail miserably or is that just me

  17. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2014 2:26pm UTC
    i wish my friends would take random
    pictures of me when we hang out because i'm an arrogant pr1ck and i want more pictures of myself that aren't selfies

  18. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2014 12:58am UTC
    if finlands country boarder isn't
    called "the finnish line" then i have nothing to live for

  19. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2014 1:00am UTC
    "blow minds not dicks"
    lmfao i'm gonna low his mind with how well i blow his dick

  20. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2014 1:01am UTC
    if we are dating and you don't let me
    pretend to play bongo drums on your butt then guess what? we're through

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