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  1. soccerstarx2 soccerstarx2
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2011 2:51pm UTC
    my favorite letters of the alphabet..
    U R A Q T
    ;)

  2. soccerstarx2 soccerstarx2
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2011 6:34pm UTC
    dear dentist,
    please stop talking to me, I am not able to respond.
    sincerely, your hand is in my mouth

  3. soccerstarx2 soccerstarx2
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2011 2:58pm UTC
    if the teacher stops talking
    i look up just to make sure she isn't staring at me

  4. soccerstarx2 soccerstarx2
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2011 2:53pm UTC
    Teenage girl gets pregnant;
    in the 50's: girl sent away to private home. parents say she's away at school. mother wears pillow under shirt and passes baby off as her own.
    present day; girl calls MTV and makes 10,000 dollars.

  5. soccerstarx2 soccerstarx2
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 4:58pm UTC
    a n a t i d a e p h o b i a
    the fear that somewhere,
    somehow, a duck is watching
    you.

  6. soccerstarx2 soccerstarx2
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 10:50am UTC
    3 0 H ! 3
    told me not to trust you

  7. soccerstarx2 soccerstarx2
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2011 3:13pm UTC
    Sometimes it lasts in love
    but sometimes it hurts instead♥

  8. soccerstarx2 soccerstarx2
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2011 2:49pm UTC
    I h a t e i t w h e n;
    I can't find the cheese grater,
    and I have to use my abs

  9. soccerstarx2 soccerstarx2
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2011 8:17pm UTC
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  10. soccerstarx2 soccerstarx2
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2011 8:09pm UTC
    today, at the grocery store
    I gave my daughter two dollars to buy a snow cone.
    She saw the store had a donation fund for cancer.
    She donated the money instead.

    shegivesmehope

  11. soccerstarx2 soccerstarx2
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2011 8:00pm UTC
    I h a t e i t w h e n;
    I flex my biceps ,
    and the sleeves tear off

  12. soccerstarx2 soccerstarx2
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2011 7:56pm UTC
    Urban Dictionary
    1. Rebecca Black
    Accomplished musical artist renowned for her skills in reciting the days of the week while having lots of FUN FUN FUN. Her life has been characterized by a series difficult decisions, such as picking a seat on the way to school.

  13. soccerstarx2 soccerstarx2
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2011 3:23pm UTC
    admit it
    you want what you can't have

  14. soccerstarx2 soccerstarx2
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2011 6:34pm UTC
    do you ever feel...like a plastic bag?
    nope, no I do not

  15. soccerstarx2 soccerstarx2
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2011 5:38pm UTC
    Guy; You are way too pretty to be single.
    Girl; You are way too ugly to be flirting with me.

  16. soccerstarx2 soccerstarx2
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2011 5:13pm UTC
    and who else loves it when
    someone's laugh is 10 times funnier then the joke

  17. soccerstarx2 soccerstarx2
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2011 4:59pm UTC
    &when we were little
    we'd run to our favorite swing
    at the beginning of recess
    just to make sure no one else would ride it ♥

  18. soccerstarx2 soccerstarx2
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    September 10, 2011 9:46am UTC
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  19. soccerstarx2 soccerstarx2
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2011 5:00pm UTC
    Teachers call it
    "cheating"
    We call it
    Team work

  20. soccerstarx2 soccerstarx2
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2011 4:37pm UTC
    The wierd names
    of the kids in math problems♥

:)

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