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  1. soccerstar18 soccerstar18
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 3:02pm UTC
    CookieDoughFormats
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    Shot me out of the sky
    your my KRYPTONITE
    <3
    CookieDoughFormats nmf/lyrics


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  5. pandasandlove pandasandlove
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2012 9:53pm UTC
    My sister just tried to grab the mouse and log me out of witty.
    I tackled her.

  6. pandasandlove pandasandlove
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 12:24am UTC
    I'm listening to Other Girls from Mulan 2 and all my memories came back

  7. pandasandlove pandasandlove
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 2:34pm UTC
    NO heart is perfect, in drawing or life.
    <3
    -Unknown

  8. pandasandlove pandasandlove
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 1:24pm UTC
    Fact or Opinion:
    My family is addicted to technology.
    FACT
    Proof: My sister and I were taking a walk and she brought her I-pod. My mom said my dad was on the phone and to get home quickly. We started running and she never stopped playing Bubble Busters. .__. (PS. She beat 2 levels .____.)


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  10. pandasandlove pandasandlove
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 6:31pm UTC
    You know you're lazy when...
    You use the handi-cap buttons to open a door, instead of just pushing it.

  11. pandasandlove pandasandlove
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2012 6:00pm UTC
    smile so hard it breaks your face, darling, no matter how hard it hurts

  12. pandasandlove pandasandlove
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2012 9:15pm UTC
    The fantasies you make up in your head
    of people actually caring
    </3

  13. PiinkGliiter PiinkGliiter
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 9:55pm UTC
    Dear Haters of One Direction,
    Yeah us Directioners see your hate quotes. But is that going to stop us from liking them? Yeah you say all they do is 'act' like they love their fans. Hate to break it to you but they LOVE us. All of the hate needs to go away. Do you think that your opinion about them won't affect us? WRONG. You are hating on our boys. And when you hate on them, well we want to prove you wrong. Lets just see how many people care about whats being said about them. Repost this as your quote and sign your name at the bottom. Please, I don't want to be the only one on here who cares. i had to stick up for my boys:P
    OneDirectiiion
    drama_mama_100
    OneDirectionBabey
    Amanda721
    italiangirl3
    1dforever46
    1Direction_Facts
    NiallHoransGF
    Browneyelover
    Apetersonn45
    PiinkGliiter

  14. SoccerGirl1016 SoccerGirl1016
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 9:01pm UTC
    Watching One Direction at the London
    Olympics 2012 Closing Ceremony

  15. PiinkGliiter PiinkGliiter
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 9:04pm UTC
    Don't call a girl a flirt when she's just being nice,
    And don't call a girl obsessed when she's in love.
    ~Zayn Malik♥

  16. peanut1299 peanut1299
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 1:22pm UTC
    Life with One Direction
    Chapter 18
    Zayn and Bethany got back to the studio about five minutes after I called them. Simon wasn’t too happy about it, but he wasn’t coming with us so who cares. We all got on the plane in our almost-normal seating arrangements. I was sitting alone with Niall, Louis, and Sophie were behind me, Liam and Danielle were in front of me, Isabella and Harry were across from me, and behind them was Zayn and Bethany who were talking non-stop to each other.
    “Have you noticed Zayn isn’t asleep yet?” Louis said poking me in the head.
    “Yeah I know,” I said looking over at the two of them.
    After a couple of minutes Zayn noticed that we were all looking at them.
    “Is there a problem,” he said smiling.
    That instant we all looked away. Sophie eventually fell asleep as well as Isabella and Danielle so just me, Bethany, and the guys were awake. Louis then started poking me again and every time I turned around he would stop.
    “You are such a child,” I whispered to him trying not to wake Sophie
    “Your point is…” he said smiling.
    After that I must’ve fell asleep because the next thing I could remember was us landing.
    “Morning,” Niall said as soon as I opened my eyes.
    I pulled out my phone to check the time.
    “It’s 4:00 P.M.” I said to him.
    “Well what else was I supposed to say,” he said smiling.
    I loved this kid I just couldn’t help it.
    “Okay love birds,” Louis said leaning forward and getting in our faces, “We gotta get off the plane.”
    We got off the plane and headed to the hotel. The girls went in one room and the guys went in another. This gave us all a chance to get to know Bethany more.
    “So Bethany,” I started, “where are you from?”
    “London,” she replied with a smile.
    “Cool,” I said, “Sophie and I are from Doncaster.”
    “What kind of stuff do you guys do backstage and stuff,” she asked, “I’ve always been curious.”
    “Well,” Sophie started, “we’ll pull pranks on each other, start Nerf Gun fights, have silly string wars… stuff like that.”
    “Cool it sound like a lot of fun!” she said smiling.
    “We have to go to a concert tonight at 9:00,” Danielle said, “do you want to come with us?”
    “Sure!” she said. I could tell she was excited.
    “Wait, we have a concert tonight,” I said.
    “Yeah, Liam didn’t tell you? Simon said you guys were going to open again with an original song.”
    “With what!?” I said looking at Sophie, “we don’t have an original song.”
    “Yes, you do,” Sophie said looking at me, “you write songs all the time just pick one of those.”
    “You write songs,” Danielle, Bethany, and Isabella said at the same time.
    “Well, yeah a little,” I said shyly.
    I had my songbook with me in my bag just in case I thought of an idea.
    “Why don’t you sing the one you wrote for Niall before you started dating,” Sophie said smiling.
    “Um, yeah I guess I could but what about you?”
    “I’ll sing backup,” she said looking through my bag to find my songbook.
    “Okay, but we’ll have to rehearse, and as soon as we get back to London I am killing Simon!”
    Author's Note
    Oooo how will the fans like Carter's song?
    Do you think Niall will know it's about him?
    Comments and ideas are great
    I wanna know what YOU think!

  17. peanut1299 peanut1299
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 11:02pm UTC
    Life with One Direction
    Chapter 17
    After about an hour we left for the studio. While we were in the car Liam kept complaining that he had to pee.
    “Zayynnnn I gotta pee,” he whined.
    “Why are you crying to me? I told you to go before we left.”
    “Yeah but I didn’t have to go then.”
    “Oh. My. God. He’s worse than me,” I muttered so only Louis and Niall could hear me.
    “What’s so funny?” Harry said looking at Louis.
    “Nothing… nothing,” he said trying so hard not to laugh.
    We finally arrived at the studio to find fans lined up at the door. Simon was waiting for us in the parking lot.
    “We’re having the signing here?” Louis said loudly. There was a lot of screaming going on.
    “Yes we are,” Simon said, “after this you need to be at the airport so you can go to L.A.”
    “Alright,” Niall said taking my hand, “where do we go?”
    “I have a table set up inside, it has enough seats for all seven of you,” Simon said motioning for Paul to come over.
    “Alright guys let’s go,” Paul said.
    After about ten minutes of screaming girls, we got to the table Simon set up for us. I sat in between Zayn and Sophie. I was surprised at how many One Direction fans knew who we were! After a few minutes I noticed Zayn’s eyes light up; in front of him stood a girl a little more than 5 feet, with long brown hair and blue eyes.
    “Hi,” he said before signing a picture of himself, “what’s your name?”
    “Bethany,” she responded with a smile.
    “How are you doing?” Zayn said shyly.
    “Good.”
    “That’s good,” he responded.
    She stood there for a minute and no one said anything so I decided to step in.
    “Okay, okay,” I said with a smile, “obviously there is something going on here so just meet up with us when this thing is over,” I said as Zayn turned beat read.
    “Sorry bro,” I laughed as she nodded and walked away.
    He was probably so mad at me right now but I didn’t really care... At least the girl was pretty.
    We signed autographs for about an hour and then Simon called the guys over to him. The next girl that came up to me was around seven or eight, and must’ve had some sort of cancer.
    “Hi,” she whispered. She looked like she was nervous.
    “Hi, how are you?” I asked her kindly.
    “I’m alright,” she said.
    “What’s your name?” I asked her while signing a picture of myself. I’m not sure I’m ever going to get used to that.
    “Ally,” she said with a smile.
    “What a pretty name,” I said, “now, who’s your favorite member of One Direction?” I asked her.
    “Liam and Niall,” she said as she looked at the empty seats, “I’d do anything to talk to them.”
    “Well,” I said with a smile, “today is your lucky day. Come with me.”
    I lead her into the back room where the guys and Simon were.
    “Liam, Niall can you come here for a minute?” I said.
    As they walked over Ally’s face lit up.
    “Well, who’s this Carter,” Liam said with a smile.
    “This is Ally,” I responded, “she says you two are her favorite in One Direction.”
    “Is that so,” Niall said with a smile, “well it’s a pleasure to meet you.”
    They took a few pictures and signed a couple autographs and then I let Ally spend the last hour we had at the studio with us. When she ran outside to her mom she had a HUGE smile on her face, and it made my day. Meanwhile I had no idea where Zayn was so I called his cellphone.
    “Zayn?” I asked as he answered his phone.
    “No, it’s Niall,” he said sarcastically, “who else would it be?”
    “True,” I said laughing, “where are you?”
    “At the park with Bethany,” he responded.
    “WHAT ARE YOU CRAZY!?” I shouted, “you are Zayn Malik from One Direction what the heck are you doing in a park when we need to leave for a flight in fifteen minutes?”
    “Um, getting a girlfriend,” he said quietly.
    “Oh,” I said trying to get rid of all the attention I just attracted towards myself, “well make sure you’re back here in ten minutes we gotta go!”
    “Okay, okay,” he said, “but can I bring her with me?’
    “If her parents are fine with it sure,” I said hoping to dear God Simon did not kill me for this.
    Author's Note
    Ooooo will Simon be mad?
    Comments and ideas are great!

  18. peanut1299 peanut1299
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 9:07pm UTC
    Dear Squeaky Computer Chair,
    Thank you for blowing my cover,
    Sincerely,
    "Are you on the computer?"

  19. ladygagafan68 ladygagafan68
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 9:45pm UTC
    Things that will make you smile, I promise. It works for me.
    - Bestfriends
    - Shopping
    - Getting manicures
    - Listening and dancing to your favorite songs
    - Crying it all out
    - Watching a funny t.v. show
    - Laughing with your siblings
    - Puppies
    - Texting 20 people at the same time
    - Blasting your favorite song
    - Texting people who you never talk to
    - And the best one yet: talking to your best friend on the phone for 45 min. ♥

  20. ladygagafan68 ladygagafan68
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 4:02pm UTC
    I don't do anything athletic, but if you put food 50 ft in front of me, I would run like I am in the Oylmpics.♥

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