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  1. Hogwartian Hogwartian
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2013 4:46pm EST
    lllll Harry Potter lllll
    In the movie Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix,
    they muted Harry's scream after Sirius dies
    because it was too agonizing.
    #feels

  2. LiamandSimmy LiamandSimmy
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 11:45am EDT
    My mom likes to play this
    game called yell from
    four rooms away & get
    upset when I can't hear her.


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  4. sockmonkey317 sockmonkey317
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 2:23pm EDT
    Boys Who #57
    aren't embarrassed to hold your hand in public.

    make my day and follow/comment me? thanksss ~~~ sockmonkey317


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  8. sockmonkey317 sockmonkey317
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2012 8:27pm EDT
    Him: *breathes*
    Me: OMG he is sooo cute!! Isn't he adorable?!
    Friend:
    Friend:
    Friend:
    Friend:
    Friend:
    Friend: -_- yeah. its really cute the way he INHALES OXYGEN TO LIVE JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE.

  9. sockmonkey317 sockmonkey317
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2012 10:12pm EDT
    Boys Who #53
    like to cuddle.

    make my day and follow/comment me? thanksss ~~~ sockmonkey317

  10. sockmonkey317 sockmonkey317
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2012 10:30pm EDT
    Boys Who #54
    know how to cheer you up when you're sad.

    make my day and follow/comment me? thanksss ~~~ sockmonkey317

  11. sockmonkey317 sockmonkey317
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2012 7:50pm EDT
    Guy I Don't Like : No one has your smile, your laugh, your crazy randomness, your sense of humor, your brains, or your passion. I've met girls who have one or two of these qualities but you're the only one whose got them all. Your smile could convince the devil to give you his soul. I would do anything for you.
    Guy I Like: Someone go poke it with a stick to make sure it doesn't bite.

  12. sockmonkey317 sockmonkey317
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 5:13pm EDT
    there's no such thing
    as automatic doors.
    just gentlemen ninjas.
    nmf

  13. sockmonkey317 sockmonkey317
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 6:36pm EDT
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  14. sockmonkey317 sockmonkey317
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2012 9:40am EDT
    We're best friends.
    therefore I will pick you up when you fall down...
    after I finish laughing.
    -------------♥-------------
    nmf

  15. sockmonkey317 sockmonkey317
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 8:03am EDT
    Boobs:
    The proof that men can focus
    on two things at once.

  16. sockmonkey317 sockmonkey317
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2012 9:52pm EDT
    It's a Taylor Swift kind of night.
    ♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡♥♡
    cookiedoughformats

  17. sockmonkey317 sockmonkey317
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 11:21am EDT
    & last night,
    he finally kissed me.

  18. sockmonkey317 sockmonkey317
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 7:27pm EDT
    blacklace
    time is precious.
    waste it wisely.
    format by blacklace
    blacklace

  19. sockmonkey317 sockmonkey317
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2012 9:10am EDT
    actual conversation with one of my guy friends >>>>
    talking about this party I'm not going to.
    Him: Don't do that at your wedding though, that wouldn't be smart.
    Me: I will most certainly be at my wedding, that is one party I'm not too cool to miss.
    Him: Cool, I'll be there too.
    Me: Yay!
    Him: I'll be the one in the black tuxedo. At the altar.
    Me: ......
    xD YOU ARE ADORABLE.
    why can't all guys be as sweet as this?

  20. MisterKyle MisterKyle
    posted a quote
    January 4, 2012 11:46am EST
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