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  1. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 2:06pm UTC
    saying okay
    a million times just to get
    your parents to stop talking .

  2. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 8:44pm UTC
    That awkward moment when
    your gum randomly falls out of your mouth when you're talking to someone

  3. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 8:36pm UTC
    When I hear myself eating crunchy food
    I wonder if people can hear it too.

  4. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 8:32pm UTC
    Saying "never mind"
    when you're just too lazy to re-explain the whole story.
    nfm/fmq

  5. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 6:11pm UTC
    That annoying moment when
    you accidentally close the wrong tab.

  6. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 11:09pm UTC
    When i like someone:
    5% talk to them
    95% stare.
    nmf

  7. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 6:07pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    when someone is watching you take a picture of yourself

  8. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 5:53pm UTC
    Seeing a spider isn't a big deal.
    It becomes a problem when it disappears

  9. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 5:50pm UTC
    My best friend and I can
    speak to each other through facial expressions

  10. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 5:42pm UTC
    that annoying moment when
    your behind a slow walker and theres no way around them

  11. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 3:46pm UTC
    I hate when I forget to press send,
    & I'm sitting there like an idiot waiting for a reply.

  12. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 3:37pm UTC
    Hearing part of a song and thinking..
    "Thats going to be my next status."

  13. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 3:31pm UTC
    Admit it
    you're waiting for something you know won't happen.

  14. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2012 3:27pm UTC
    Checking the fridge
    every 10 minutes to see if any food magically appeared.

  15. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2012 5:09pm UTC
    Saying "0h yeah I remember!"
    when you really don't.

  16. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    April 17, 2012 7:44pm UTC
    I love it when I buy a bag of air
    and the company is nice enough to put some chips in it.

  17. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2012 8:32pm UTC
    I have always
    secretly wanted to pull the fire alarm at school
    anyone else?

  18. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2012 5:21pm UTC
    I stay up late at night
    a n d r e a l i z e i t w a s a b a d i d e a i n t h e m o r n i n g.

  19. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2012 5:18pm UTC
    Birthday then:
    Wow! Look at all of these presents!
    Birthday now:
    Wow! Look at all of these notifications
    my old quote(:♥

  20. soccerloverx03x soccerloverx03x
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2012 5:01pm UTC
    Throwing your phone in anger,
    then checking if it's still okay.♥

:)

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