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ZachAddison
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May 25, 2011 12:15pm UTC

A cowboy rides into town on Friday, he will leave in three days on Friday. How?
-Hi-light for answer-
.His horse's name is Friday.

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Skimrande
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November 3, 2012 6:30pm UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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JustMeh
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November 3, 2012 1:39pm UTC

Not one person wished me a happy birthday today.
Which I suppose is fair, since it isn't my birthday

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JuliaMarie223
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October 20, 2012 11:58am UTC

Wise words from my mom;
"Why cut yourself.? I mean, it's someone else causing your pain, so why not you cut them."
Oh mom, this is why I love you.

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XxLovesickilyxX
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October 20, 2012 1:06pm UTC

Always be positive.
*Trips down the stairs.*
ME: "Whew, I got down those stairs fast!"
nmf/q

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AlltheLights
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October 20, 2012 11:52am UTC

A teacher in New York was teaching her class about bullying and gave them the following exercise to perform. She had the children take a piece of paper and told them to crumple it up, stomp on it and really mess it up, but do not rip it. Then she had them unfold the paper, smooth it out and look how scarred and dirty it was. She then told them to tell it they're sorry. Now....
even though they said they were sorry and tried to fix the paper, she pointed out all the scars they left behind. And that those scars will never go away no matter how hard you try to fix it. That is was happens when a child bully's another child, they may say they're sorry but the scars are there forever.

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XxLovesickilyxX
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October 20, 2012 1:39pm UTC

Dentist: "So, how's school going?"
Me: "Agraaagaaaggraaagagaa... Agraa, agraagaa."
Dentist: "That sounds fun"

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lovecrazy
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October 19, 2012 9:21pm UTC

Sometimes, I grab my boobs.
Why do I do this?
Because I can and because it makes up for the fact that I don't have a dick of my own to grab.

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XxLovesickilyxX
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October 20, 2012 1:14pm UTC

*Hiccup* *Hiccup* *Hiccup*
..Wait, I think it's over.
....
...
*Hiccup*
Damnn!

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DoodleLove
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October 20, 2012 1:08pm UTC

Lol So True: #1743
There is no angry way to say "bubbles".
lolsotrue.com

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Bubblezzz
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October 19, 2012 9:30pm UTC

SO TODAY....
I was walkind down the hallway fro m class and I saw about an eight year old girl with her older sister walking around her older sis's new school. Now, this eight year old had on an EXTRA short denim mini skirt, a crop top, a thong ( her skirt was so short, you could see it), a belly button ring, an iphone5, fake nails, and too much makeup she looked foolish. So, she walked up to me and said, "You're a fake person." She said it snottily to me and I then said, "8 year olds shouldn't look like sl*ts, darling." And walked off.

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Infinity on high*
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October 19, 2012 11:14pm UTC

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wittyquotesgurl
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October 20, 2012 2:52pm UTC

Handsome + Smart guy= Jerk
Smart + Nice guy= Nerd
Nice + Handsome guy= Dumb
Handsome + Smart + Nice guy= Gay
-Sighs-

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IEatPieAllDayandNight
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October 20, 2012 10:40am UTC

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Arilena :)*
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October 20, 2012 8:21am UTC

In class:
1. peel your nail polish off
2. search your hair for split ends
3. check the clock every 5 seconds
4. draw hearts on your paper
5. draw smiley faces on your hand
6. secretly eat because your starving

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Hale_Storm18
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October 19, 2012 8:58pm UTC

It's called a book.
It's like an iPad, only thicker.
It entertains you for hours.
It's like individual screens with words on it.
It's like a movie that you can direct in your own head.

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ilovepenguins46
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October 19, 2012 9:58pm UTC

Guy: My girl gets mad when I call
her my "Girlfrien"... She wants the D.

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LoveAlwaysMe
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October 19, 2012 9:09pm UTC

Reason To Have Kids:
So you can go Trick or Treating at 30 and not look like a weirdo
20+ likes I think I'll start a series, if I can think of more that is

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Hale_Storm18
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October 19, 2012 10:29pm UTC

Me: *looks in the mirror*
Me: At least I have good taste in music.

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