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soccerislife96 · 1 decade ago
You guys are amazing for making this account!(: I L O V E ATL (:
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soccerislife96 · 1 decade ago
yes im in the friend box(: my little bush(:
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soccerislife96 · 1 decade ago
IT CUT ME OFF!

anyways the end said

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soccerislife96 · 1 decade ago
IT CUT ME OFF!

anyways the end said

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soccerislife96 · 1 decade ago
IT CUT ME OFF!

anyways the end said

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soccerislife96 · 1 decade ago
Today, my daughter had her boyfriend over. After a little while, I heard her scream, "Stick it in! Do you want baby girls or not?" In a panic, I burst into her room to see her boyfriend carefully putting little pink pieces into his tiny car. They were playing Life. MLIA

Yesterday, I took my baby cousin trick or treating. She was dressed as a pumpkin and was absolutely adorable, so many kids wanted to hold her. She was held my a zombie, a dead person, a texas chainsaw murderer, and a scary clown. She didn't cry until she got held by a twelve year-old dressed as Miley Cyrus. She was right to be afraid. MLIA

Yesterday, a trick-or-treater rang my doorbell dressed as a pig with H1N1 written on his stomach. As I was about to give him candy, another boy dressed as a bottle of Purell tackled him, and proceeded to chase him away. I feel safer already. MLIA

Last year, we were watching a movie in World History. It got to quite an inappropriate part, and all the guys in the class started snickering and making sexual gestures. My teacher noticed this, and simply said, "Just think of your parents." The boys shut up real quick, and one kid started gagging. I couldn't stop laughing. MLIA.
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soccerislife96 · 1 decade ago
Kaitlyn! Guess who feels like leaving a comment!
FEEHAN DOES!
so your thing is highlited online when infact you are not, you are sleeping!
I called fox, they told me sorry but your just to sexy for tv!
And im not in your friendy thingy in the top box WHY?!
and....yep
i think i am finshed here!
goodnight(:
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soccerislife96 · 1 decade ago
Kaitlyn, I know its a lot to ask. But, can we start over?
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soccerislife96 · 1 decade ago
first comment(: i love lauren(: BESTbestfriend ever(: hehe -feehan(:
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soccerislife96 · 1 decade ago
Detox just a retox(:
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soccerislife96 · 1 decade ago
have you heard Jason Lancasters new band Go Radio? ehh,its worth the listen.
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soccerislife96 · 1 decade ago
ikr best 4 years of my life haha jkkk lol
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soccerislife96 · 1 decade ago
jockkkkkkkkkkkkkker
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soccerislife96 · 1 decade ago
way too confusing. i miss kindegarten that year was amazing xD
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soccerislife96 · 1 decade ago
yeah i guess life has its good points its just really confusing haha
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soccerislife96 · 1 decade ago
Ah. A Lil Wayne fan. He the worst out there. Have you notice mainly all of his songs aren't about bad experiences (he hasn't had much he grew up in a nice suburban neighborhood btw.) but again about ,money, and drugs. And I'm not stereotyping rap. Don't tell me you don't stereo type, that if I told you right now I listen to screamo you wouldn'tthink I was an emo or punk. Which isn't true. But nice try and making a point ;) I'll give you some props for that one.

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soccerislife96 · 1 decade ago
aren't liking
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soccerislife96 · 1 decade ago
okay well you might as well not do it on this site k? Obviously, people aren'tliking it very much. So how about you move on and stop hating on twilight. It would cause much less chaos on witty,I would greatly appreciate it if you just stopped making your "anti-twilight" quotes.Which in my opinion are quite lame,
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soccerislife96 · 1 decade ago
Acually I'm totally against your cause. Me and my friend we're on my account and she favorited without my permission. Stop trying to cause even more drama on witty. Get a life.
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soccerislife96 · 1 decade ago
uh. well to be completely honest. its you.
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