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Member Since: 30 Sep 2011 10:13am

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  1. soccergirl99 soccergirl99
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2011 9:37am UTC
    she is to young for you bro-
    - If her Barbie has bigger ti*s than her she's to young for you bro!
    - If the waitress gives her a coloring book and crayons she's too young for you bro!
    -If she still goes on Club Penguin she's too young for you bro!
    - If she's walking and her shoes light up she's too young for you bro!
    - If she still has a bell and basket on her bicycle she's too young for you bro!
    - If she thinks getting wet is running through sprinklers she's too young for you bro!
    -If she is afraid of the dark she's too young for you bro!
    -If her favorite type of music is the sh*t from disney channel she's too young for you bro!
    -If she has parental blocks on her TV she's to young for you bro!
    -If she's in love with Justin Bieber she's to young for you bro!
    -If she sings Disney sing alongs she’s too young for you bro!
    -If her idol is Miley Cyrus she’s too young for you bro!
    -If she won’t make you a sandwich she’s too young for you bro!
    -If she still writes notes she’s too young for you bro!
    -If she thinks unicorns are real she’s too young for bro!
    -If she still has her mom buying her clothes she’s too young for you bro!
    -If she orders a Shirley temple at the bar she’s too young for you bro!
    -If the waiter gives her a coloring book and crayons at the restaurant she’s too young for you bro!
    -If she invites you to her birthday party, and there’s a bouncy house she’s too young for you bro!
    -if u take her out to dinner and she has to sit in a high chair she to younge for u bro!
    -if u take her to the dockers and she gets a sticker for being good shes to younge for u bro!
    -if she asks for milk before bed shes to younge for u bro!
    -if she sings when barnie comes on shes to younge for u bro!

  2. soccergirl99 soccergirl99
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2011 1:50pm UTC
    It's us against the world... ♥
    you and me against all of them...

  3. soccergirl99 soccergirl99
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2011 12:09am UTC
    ♥Perfect Boyfriend
    • give her your hoodie even if you go to different schools
    • give her a big t-shirt of yours to sleep in
    • leave her cute messages
    • kiss her in front of your friends
    • tell her she looks beautiful
    • look into her eyes when you talk to her
    • just walk around with her
    • forgive her for her mistakes
    • hold her hand when you're around your friends AND in private.
    • let her fall asleep in your arms.
    • watch her favorite movie with her
    • come up and grab her by the waist :)
    If you do repost this in four minutes the one you like/love will: -call you -kiss you -message you

  4. soccergirl99 soccergirl99
    posted a quote
    October 5, 2011 1:34pm UTC
    FML.
    people need to shut up
    at my school.

:)

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