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hannah143
posted a quote
April 24, 2012 5:50pm UTC

One Direction
One Direction Nutrition Facts
% Variety *
Talent 100 %
Ugly 0%
Humor 100%
Stripes 20%
Nipples 120%
Attractive 100%
British 90%
Pigeon 1%
*Percents may vary depending on who you are.
WARNING: Too much at a time may lead to extreme fan-girling, excessive screaming, and you can become addicted.
Not my font, just came up with this idea.(:

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gkaston
posted a quote
April 9, 2012 5:20pm UTC

read it, it's worth it, promise..
There are 7,005,825,449 people on this planet.
1,840,179,188 of those people are under the age of 14.
2,897,591,730 of those people happen to be over the age of 35.
3,534,797,376 of those people are also male.
That means only 256,430,954 of them are females from the age of
15-34.
Only 5 of those females will be married to One Direction.
You have a 0.0000019498426075348145% chance of being one of those females.
May the odds be ever in your favor..

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taylorday7
posted a quote
March 30, 2012 3:26pm UTC

The reality is, that nobody is perf-
Oh, wait....I forgot
Josh Hutcherson.
The whole nobody's perfect thing..doesn't work in this situation..

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neversaynever16
posted a quote
March 30, 2012 6:03pm UTC

☣
I throw my arrow in the air sometimesSaying ayo there goes Cato
format by neversaynever16follow for a follow :)

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xTheHungerGamesx
posted a quote
March 28, 2012 2:41pm UTC

Marvelous Cinnasational Glimmerous Catostrophic

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stephxx3
posted a quote
March 27, 2012 10:22pm UTC

"remember, we're madly in love, so it's all right to kiss me
anytime you feel like it."
-Peeta Mellark

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julesmarco
posted a quote
March 27, 2012 7:53pm UTC

Fave if you loved
The Hunger Games♥
before the movie came out.

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YhuKnowYhuWantSummaDis
posted a quote
March 26, 2012 9:59pm UTC

Me: Can I have your babies?
Josh Hutcherson:...What?
Me: Can I have your autograph?
Josh Hutcherson: Oh, I thought you said something else
Me: What'd you think I said?
Josh Hutcherson: Can I have your babies.
Me: Hell yeah lets get to it.

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motisizi54
posted a quote
March 26, 2012 10:29pm UTC

Jingle bells,
Twilight smells,
Edward ran away.
Jacob cries,
Bella dies,
HUNGER GAMES ALL THE WAY.

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mayday
posted a quote
March 26, 2012 6:38pm UTC

R e m e m b e r , [♥][♥][♥]
"we're madly in love,
{ { { { SO IT'S ALRIGHT
t o k i s s m e a n y t i m e y o u
FEEL LIKE IT."

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BecauseIcan3
posted a quote
March 26, 2012 7:38pm UTC

^
This quote....
Is a Landshark.

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wittygiraffelover
posted a quote
March 25, 2012 10:44pm UTC

♚
KEEP
CALM
AND LOVE
THE BOY
WITH THE
BREAD.

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Vampirissa
posted a quote
March 26, 2012 2:36pm UTC

Fave if you read The Hunger Games.
Comment if you watched the movie.
-Just curious.

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dave franco*
posted a quote
March 25, 2012 5:12pm UTC

allcredittocaptivated
The Hunger Games
allcredittocaptivated
Twilight

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Viri*
posted a quote
March 25, 2012 10:05pm UTC

Who else thought The
Hunger Games movie
was too rushed BUT WAS
STILL
AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??

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kelsiedx3
posted a quote
March 25, 2012 6:53pm UTC

The Hunger Games;*
{FAV; TEAM PEETA♥ }
{COMMENT; TEAM CATO♥ }

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Ruela
posted a quote
March 25, 2012 8:23pm UTC

Josh Hutcherson: I need a girlfriend.
Me: I volunteer!

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KiwiKiwi215
posted a quote
March 25, 2012 5:02pm UTC

*To the tune of I Wanna Go*
Gale: Such beautiful eyes!
Peeta: I'll bake you pies!
Both: We're just two guys!
Peeta: I-I-I wanna ta-a-ake you awa-a-ay! Take you from the Hunger Games!
Gale: I-I-I wanna fi-i-ight, take awa-a-ay the pain you're feeling toniiiight! Who-o-a!
Peeta: I-I-I wanna ba-a-ake you a ca-a-ake, for you to eat in the Hunger Games!
Gale: I-I-I just sho-o-ot you a sqir-ir-irrel, shot it from a mile awaaaay!
Katniss: -facepalm-

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cropacuddles22
posted a quote
March 25, 2012 8:23pm UTC

Congratulations.
You've killed a tablecloth
-Haymitch :)

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sillymonkey_123
posted a quote
March 25, 2012 7:31pm UTC

I want a guy who will hold me and kiss me the way Peeta did to Katniss when they were in the cave... I want a guy that will LOVE me the way he loves her..
fave if you feel the same way(:
nmf

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