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BravoSierra
posted a quote
June 24, 2013 11:51am UTC

mom: you do realize someday you'll have to pay for all your own expenses.
me: yes, but today is not that day.

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yourcool
posted a quote
June 22, 2013 6:41pm UTC

when you're signing really loud while
nobody's around and you're doing pretty well and then all of a sudden your voice cracks or you hit the wrong note way off key and you just embarrass yourself is literally the worst because you're not even around anyone. you're just a disgrace to your own ears.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
June 24, 2013 2:33pm UTC

Me: Why get a job when you can just get hit by cars and sue the drivers?
Friend: But then you could get injured and possibly die. I don't think that's a good idea.
Me: Get rich or die trying. Don't you know the f.ucking motto?

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glitter162*
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 5:28pm UTC

When I die, I'm going to
invite everyone I ever knew to my funeral, and I'll make sure they play a remix of "Call Me Maybe", "Gangnam Style", and "Harlem Shake" and whoever sticks it out the longest is going to inherit everything I have.
Yes, I put the fun in funeral.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
June 22, 2013 2:36pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
I'm not even a 2nd choice.
I'm like an 8th choice and sometimes a 10th.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 2:23pm UTC

I wanted to gather up
everything I just said and stuck it back into my mouth.
But once you’ve said something you can’t unsay it.
Your words are out there, aren’t they?
Buzzing around in the quiet of the room
so you can hear them
echoing back to you...

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dolph*
posted a quote
June 27, 2013 12:52pm UTC

I was at the end of a school dance 8th grade and about halfway through this guy that I
thought hated me came up and said "I really like you" and I didn't know what to say so
I just smiled and nodded and walked backwards while doing jazz hands and then that
night I went home and cried so yeah that's pretty much it

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glitter162*
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 5:39pm UTC

A friend of mine asked me if
I'm going to her wedding. I said, "No, I'll catch the next one."
She's mad at me now.

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ErinIsTheName*
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 1:17pm UTC

So earlier I was pushing my little sister on the swings.
And I asked her if she was ready and she dramatically looks at the sky and intensely says, "I was born ready".

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glitter162*
posted a quote
June 27, 2013 4:53pm UTC

Perks of not having a thigh gap:
When food falls in your lap, you can actually catch it.

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Living_Life_Freely
posted a quote
June 26, 2013 3:16pm UTC

Guest: where's your daughter?
Mom: one moment please.
Mom: *goes to shut off wifi*
Mom: *brings out a jar of nutella*
*2 seconds later*
Me: *comes running down stares*
Mom: there she is!!!!

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
June 24, 2013 11:45am UTC

Turning on your computer before you make food
so when you come back it's turned on and waiting for you like a naked lover.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
June 24, 2013 11:25am UTC

Poking holes in your parent's condoms
so someone else can do the damn dishes.

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happiest*
posted a quote
June 22, 2013 3:37pm UTC

adele: i set fire to the rain
me:
mom:
adele: watched it burn
me and adele: AS I TOUCHED YOUR FACE
mom: please get your hand off my face i'm driving.

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dolph*
posted a quote
June 27, 2013 4:11pm UTC

I will never understand the logic of screaming as loud as possible at a concert
like wow you finally get to see them live in concert let’s make sure no one hears them at all

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glitter162*
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 5:45pm UTC

If I were the guy who made
the "Where's Waldo" books, I would have totally made a page where Waldo wasn't there.

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