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happiest*
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November 16, 2013 2:55pm UTC

Me: For Christmas I want a boyfriend
Santa: Let's be realistic

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spence*
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November 14, 2013 1:34pm UTC

yoU THINK YOU’RE REAL CUTE, DON’T YOU????
REAL F/CKING CUTE, RIGHT????
I think so too

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epictacos
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November 12, 2013 11:09pm UTC

I'm not your type.
I'm not inflatable.

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ladybu272
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November 14, 2013 4:14pm UTC

15 THINGS TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU'RE INSANE!!
1. Follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name.
3. Run into walls.
4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine
6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"
7. Wear a sticker that says, "I'm a monkey butt"
8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time.
9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"
10. Do what they actually tell you.
11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly.
12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people.
13. At everything they say yell, Liar.
14. Try to swim in the floor.
15. Tap on their door all night.

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Olivia*
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November 14, 2013 5:46pm UTC

If idiots could fly, the whole world would be a freaking airport.

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Ninja918
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November 14, 2013 6:56pm UTC

"FBI, OPEN THE DOOR!"
"No. It's cooler when you break in"

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Vinita*
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November 14, 2013 8:00pm UTC

little girl at my school: I know your sister
Me:I know my sister too!

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InOneMoment
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November 11, 2013 9:28pm UTC

For a minute there, I actually thought you cared. Silly me.

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fungirl
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November 11, 2013 9:35pm UTC

Find your bridesmaids
THEN your groom.

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His Princess*
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November 6, 2013 5:12pm UTC

I know the journey seems so long
You feel you're walking on your own
But there has never been a step
Where you've walked out all alone
Troubled soul don't lose your heart
Cause joy and peace he brings
And the beauty that's in store
Outweighs the hurt of life's sting
~Jeremy Camp

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His Princess*
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November 7, 2013 5:35pm UTC

Have you ever felt alone in a crowded room?

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capsized*
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November 7, 2013 5:11pm UTC

click to see this quote

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AllyReneexD
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November 7, 2013 5:14pm UTC

Give me therapy, I'm a walking travesty
But I'm smiling at everything.

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happiest*
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November 2, 2013 6:43pm UTC

one time my sister said “omfg” in a text and my dad was like “u don’t need that f” and took away her phone

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Hale_Storm18
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October 31, 2013 5:08pm UTC

today for lunch my school didn't serve hot dogs called halloweenies and it's a wasted opportunity really

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Breeze
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October 31, 2013 7:44pm UTC

How to keep an idiot busy:
- read the quote below
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Breeze posted this quote to imfunny, 3 minutes ago
How to keep an idiot busy:
- read the quote above
double quote format by breeze

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BravoSierra
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November 4, 2013 11:14am UTC

"I'd date a fan," does not mean
"I'd date a 12 year old who knows more about me than I do."

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happiest*
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November 6, 2013 2:23pm UTC

have you ever taken a selfie then at first you think wow i’m hot then like a minute later you look carefully at everything on your face and you realize you’re the ugliest person to ever inhabit the planet

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bye*
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November 5, 2013 6:05pm UTC

what’s the point of having soft, non-chapped lips if no one is kissing me

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kristabff
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November 3, 2013 12:17pm UTC

Me looking at cute boys: help i'm falling and i can't get up

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