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  1. itslashellebitchezz itslashellebitchezz happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2010 9:14pm UTC
    Who else remembers;
    "Does your mom wanna talk to my mom?"

  2. ilovemycraziess ilovemycraziess happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2011 9:24pm UTC
    I bet I know you.
    You're a teenage girl, anywhere from 11 to 18. You're in Middle school or High school, but secretly all you want is to go back to Kindergarten. You love rain, deep conversations with your friends, and you flip your pillow to the cold side. You have a crush on a boy, who you think about every minute of every day. You think you love him. You take showers, not to get clean, but because you need to think. You use Facebook a lot, but Witty is your real home. Your legs are crossed and your computers on your lap, your sitting with a hair tie on your wrist and your left hand on your face. You're not the most popular girl in your grade but honestly you don't care. You love Taylor Swift and you have at least one song that describes your life. There's one girl that you dsperately wish you could look like, even if it's a celebrity or a girl in your school, even though you're beautiful. &Right now, you're scrolling through these Witty quotes, reading this one and nodding, even though the one thing that's on your mind is...
    him♥
    fave if any of these apply to you♥

  3. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 4:24pm UTC
    What if your pillow
    Could collect your dreams and when you wake up,
    You could plug it into your computer
    And watch them over again.

  4. TheBrokenSmile TheBrokenSmile happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2011 9:54am UTC
    Favorite this quote if..
    You're in the middle of heartbreak.
    You're battling cancer.
    You've lost a friend.
    You've changed this year.
    You think you're ugly, worthless, and imperfect.
    You've been bullied this year.
    You've been cheated on.
    Someone in your family has died.
    Something has happened this year that has changed things forever.
    You've gotten major surgery this year.
    You're depressed.
    Favorite this quote if..
    you're going through something that no one could
    ever understand and you feel so alone sometimes, and
    so worthless. Favorite this quote, and I'll be there for you.

  5. noahwood123 noahwood123 happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 10:30pm UTC
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    We should be able to text 911, in case were hiding from a cereal killer and don't want them to hear us.
    .
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  6. silje_x3 silje_x3 happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2011 5:37pm UTC
    If you were born in the 90's
    The best P.E. lessons involved
    a rainbow colored parachute


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  8. Lane * Lane *
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 11:50pm UTC
    I believe in angels,
    The kind heaven sends,
    I am surronded by angels,
    but I call them friends.
    <3

  9. iambubbles iambubbles
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2013 2:10am UTC
    And we danced all night
    To the best song ever.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  11. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2013 2:02am UTC
    I wonder where we go from here;
    life ain't over, but it's always near.
    I think about all the good times that we had,
    it makes me happy and it makes me sad.
    How could we be so close, now so far apart?

  12. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2013 2:19pm UTC
    Maybe this is what
    the Mayans predicted.
    Not an asteroid or a solar flare,
    but the end of what we are.
    We no longer cherish life,
    or the other people,
    or even the earth or the animals
    or the resources put on it.
    War.
    Genocide.
    Abuse.
    Senseless mass murder.
    Animal cruelty.
    Gluttony.
    Greed.
    And waste.
    Look around you,
    the end of the world is already here...

  13. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 2:46pm UTC
    i just want to go to
    a coffee shop
    on a rainy day and order something nice and warm
    and have an attractive stranger around my age say
    “I’ll have one of those too, please”
    and for them to smile at me and introduce themselves
    and for us to slowly fall in love in a coffee shop
    but instead whenever I go to a coffee shop ,
    I find teenagers taking pictures
    of their orders with their iPhones
    and middle aged women wearing
    yoga pants..

  14. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2013 4:15pm UTC
    If you’ve ever
    tried to fight tears on the bus ride home, and failed.
    If you’ve ever lied about why your eyes were glazed over,
    and you were believed.
    This one’s for you.
    If you’ve ever stopped listening to your favorite band
    because he liked them too.
    If you’ve ever hated a girl you didn’t know
    because he picked her over you.
    This one’s for you.
    If you’ve ever wished you were weak enough to cry in public.
    If you’ve ever constantly hid behind laughter and smiles.
    This one’s for you.
    If you’ve ever bit your lip to stop it from quivering.
    If you’ve ever walked with your eyes planted on the ground.
    This one’s for you.
    If you’ve ever stared into the darkness before sleep,
    trying to avoid the ‘what’s if’s’ and ‘if only’s’.
    If you’ve ever listened to totally different music,
    but ended up thinking about him anyway.
    This one’s for you.
    The girl who doesn’t get the guy.
    The girl who still lives her life to the fullest she can.
    The girl who gets up every day and doesn’t give up.
    This one’s for you,
    because it takes so much to be that strong.

  15. jimmy365 jimmy365 happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 5:11pm UTC
    the moon is kind of a creep the
    sun is polite and leaves when it’s
    night time meanwhile during the day
    sometimes you can see the moon just
    WATCHING
    hey just checkin
    up on you
    hey ☾ hey how you
    doin
    i'll see you later
    tonight too lookin forward to it
    F O R M A T J I M M Y 3 6 5

  16. britany* britany*
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 8:06pm UTC
    Anyone else find it slightly suspicous that Gabe
    in Good Luck Charlie is the ONLY brunette
    member of the Ducan Family?

  17. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 4:00pm UTC
    being called "anorexic" is just as bad as being called "fat"

  18. wittyquotesgurl wittyquotesgurl
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 5:30pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  19. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 4:29am UTC
    once upon a time,
    w e f e l l a p a r t,
    YOU'RE HOLDING IN YOUR HANDS
    THE TWO HALVES OF MY HEART.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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