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smoothx14
posted a quote
September 12, 2012 8:21am UTC

Well well well, somehow I managed to get a Homecoming date and I used dubstep to ask her....win :)

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smoothx14
posted a quote
September 8, 2012 9:15pm UTC

As you grow up, you will have your heart broken more than once and it's harder every time. You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken. You'll fight with your best friend, you'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures. Laugh too much and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back.

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smoothx14
posted a quote
September 6, 2012 9:29pm UTC

Got to drive mom up to get groceries, i'm still alive...so i'd say i did a pretty bang-up job!!

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smoothx14
posted a quote
September 2, 2012 12:14am UTC

I've been carrying this hammer all day, and my arms are so Thor

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smoothx14
posted a quote
August 26, 2012 10:37am UTC

Keith went from "in a relationship" to "single"
♥ 1 minutes ago · Like · Comment · See Friendship
:( </3

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smoothx14
posted a quote
August 26, 2012 10:30am UTC

Keith went from "in a relationship" to "single"
♥ 1 minutes ago · Like · Comment · See Friendship
:(

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smoothx14
posted a quote
August 16, 2012 11:45pm UTC

One moment,you're on top of the world, you love life, you have great friends, ppl that really care about you, and in one day...it completely falls apart...

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smoothx14
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 9:43pm UTC

I just told my girlfriend that i'm gonna try and hang out with a girl i had a thing with last year just to try and get our friendship back and now she's worried she might lose me....how cute ;) that's my girl <3
Format by Sandrasaurus

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smoothx14
posted a quote
July 26, 2012 8:04pm UTC

format by neversaynever16
Fav if ur from Illinois!!!

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smoothx14
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 10:32pm UTC

How much do I cost?
(i'm bored :/ )
Natural Hair:
[x] Brown - $100
[] Blonde - $50
[] Black - $60
[] Red - $70
[] Other- $75
Eye Color:
[] Brown - $50
[] Green - $75
[] Blue $150
|x] Hazel $100
[] Other - $15
Height:
[] Over 7′ - $200
[] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
[x] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
[] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
[] Under 5′4 - $25
Total so far: $275
$Age:
[] 50 to 56 - $175
[] 46 to 50 - $150
[] 41 to 45 - $125
[] 31 to 40 - $100
[] 26 to 30 - $75
[] 21 to 25 - $50
[] 19 to 20 - $25
[X] 0 to 18 - $100
Birth Order:
[] Twins or more than twins - $750
[] First Born - $320
[x] Only Child - $250
[] second born - $150
[] Middle child - $100
[] Last Born - $100
[] third born - $550
[] fourth born - $300
[] fifth born - $400
[] sixth born -$215
Total so far: $625
Drink?
[] I did like twice - $400
[] Only Holidays - $250
[] Sometimes - $215
[] YES - $200
[] only weekends - $300
[] Every other day - $50
[] Once a day - $15
[] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
[x] No - $600
Vision?
[] perfect vision - $400
[]need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them - $200
[] No correction - $100
[x] Glasses - $50
[] contacts - $25
[] Surgical correction - $100
Total so far: $1,275
Shoe Size:
[ ] 13+ - $300
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[x] 11 to 12 - $400
[] 7 to 10 - $500
[] Under 7- $450
Favorite Color/Colors (don't need to be 1, can be more):
[x] Green-$750
[] Red - $600
[] Black - $100
[] Yellow -$475
[] Brown - $300
[] Purple - $225
[] White - $400
[] Aqua - $350
[x] Orange - $300
[] Blue - $300
[] Pink - $100
[x] Other- $500
Total: $ 3,975
did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[] Yes $0
[] Nope - $1000
[x] some- $750
Total= $4,725

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smoothx14
posted a quote
July 10, 2012 10:01pm UTC

Having a girlfriend,
and still feeling the need
to show off your muscles
to make other girls jealous.
:P

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smoothx14
posted a quote
July 8, 2012 12:32am UTC

It's been a week since i last saw her...
I miss you Jasmine :(

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smoothx14
posted a quote
June 24, 2012 11:32pm UTC

Type your name: Keith
Type your name with your elbow: keith
Type your name with your eyes closed: Keith
Type your name with your tongue: keith
Type your name with your nose: k984eiot6h
Bash your head into the keyboard: hygy6hgbt f yhy7h

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smoothx14
posted a quote
June 23, 2012 1:59am UTC

Now that I finally have you
I can't ever imagine life without you ♥
nothing_to_everyone. do not steal.Format by twilightgirl995

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smoothx14
posted a quote
June 14, 2012 11:02am UTC

Okay, guy moment but...
NBA FINALS!!!
Comment if you're rooting for Kevin Durant
and the Thunder
Fav if you're rooting for Le'Bron James and
the heat

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smoothx14
posted a quote
June 13, 2012 6:10pm UTC

Hey you...yeah, I mean you. If you have taken a minute to read
this... God has seen YOU struggling with something. God says
its over. A blessing is coming your way. If you believe in God
send this message on, please don't ignore it, you are being
tested. God is going to fix two things (BIG) tonight in your favor.
If you believe in God… drop everything and re-post it. ♥

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smoothx14
posted a quote
June 11, 2012 7:16pm UTC

Bro, what's a vampire's favorite drink?
Okay it's not blood...
Banana strawberry smoothie?
Wait no, it's fruit punch right?
Dude....vampires aren't real....
Bwahahahahahaha!!!!!!
nmf

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smoothx14
posted a quote
June 10, 2012 9:09am UTC

I finally kissed her
<3

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smoothx14
posted a quote
June 7, 2012 8:41pm UTC

APPEARANCE
[] I am shorter than 5'4.
[] I have many scars.
[x] I tan easily.
[] I wish my hair was a different color.
[] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[] I have a tattoo.
[x] I wear glasses sometimes.
[] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100 percent safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
[x] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
[] I have more than 2 piercings.
[] I have piercings in places besides my ears.
[] I have freckles.
FAMILY
[x] I've sworn at my parents.
[] I've run away at home.
[x] I've been kicked out of the house.
[x] My biological parents are together.
[] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[x] I wanna have kids someday.
[x] I want to adopt someday.
SCHOOL/WORK
[x] I'm in school.
[] I have a job.
[] I've fallen asleep at school/work.
[] I almost always do my homework.
[] I missed a week or more of school.
[] I failed more that one class last year.
[x] I've stolen something from my school.
EMBARRASSMENT
[x] I've slipped out a 'lol' in a spoken conversation.
[x] Disney Movies still make me cry.
[] I've snorted while laughing.
[x] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[] I've glued my hand to something.
[x] I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
HEALTH
[] I was born with a disease/impairment.
[x] I've broken a bone.
[] I've had my tonsils removed.
[] I've sat in the doctor's office with a friend.
[x] I had a serious injury.
[x] I've had chicken pox.
[] I have/had asthma.
EXPERIENCES
[x] I've gotten lost in my city.
[] I've seen a shooting star.
[] I've wished on a shooting star.
[] I've seen a meteor shower.
[] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
[x] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
[] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.
[] I've been skydiving.
[] I've gone skinny dipping.
[] I've played spin the bottle.
[x] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[] I've crashed a car.
[] I've been skiing.
[x] I've been in a play.
[] I've met someone in person from the internet.
[x] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[x] I've sat on a rooftop at night.
[x] I've played chicken.
[x] I've played a prank on someone.
[x] I've ridden in a taxi.
[] I've eaten sushi.
[] I've been snowboarding.
RELATIONSHIPS
[] I've gone on a blind date.
[x] I miss someone right now.
[] I have a fear of abandonment.
[] I've gotten divorced.
[x] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
[] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[] I've told someone I loved them and didn't get a clear response.
[x] I've felt rejected even if I wasn't.
[x] I've loved someone I knew a friend was already in love with.
HONESTY
[x] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't.
[x] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[x] I've snuck out of my house.
[x] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[x] I am keeping a secret from the world.
[x] I've cheated while playing a game.
[x] I've cheated on a test.
[] I've been suspended from school.
BAD TIMES
[x] I've consumed alcohol.
[] I regularly drink.
[] I can't swallow pills.
[x] I can swallow 5 pills at a time no problem.
[] I have been diagnosed with clinical depression.
[x] I shut out others when I'm depressed.
[] I take anti-depressants.
[x] I've slept an entire day when I didn't need it.
[] I've hurt myself on purpose.
[x] I've woken up crying
I was bored.

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smoothx14
posted a quote
June 6, 2012 6:00pm UTC

That akward moment:
When you go to bed with two socks on,
And wake up with only one and you think:
4 What the heck happened last night?
Format by FormatsByMaisha - otherwise knows as MaiiEeeShaSha xoxo

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