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smileschangepeople
posted a quote
October 10, 2013 9:12pm UTC

*Me on Witty*
Me: "JUST SUBMIT THE QUOTE"
Me: "I want people to laugh..."
Me: "This is a pretty good quote."
Witty: *Finally posts*
Witty: *Waits all night*
Witty: *Gets 1 notification*
Me: "BOOM OH YES DID I TELL YOU ALL OR WHAT UH HUH OH YEAH"
Me: *Looks at notification*
Witty: "Someone just unfollowed you."
Me: *Slowly closes keyboard and jumps off of cliff*

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smileschangepeople
posted a quote
October 10, 2013 9:07pm UTC

I need to get a YouTube now
Because half of the songs I make up
are better than the songs that go viral

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smileschangepeople
posted a quote
October 10, 2013 9:05pm UTC

If I stay up late to text you instead of sleeping
I just want you to know that you're pretty special

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smileschangepeople
posted a quote
September 27, 2013 9:41pm UTC

This is when the feeling sinks in
"I don't wanna miss you like this"

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smileschangepeople
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September 25, 2013 9:49pm UTC

I just wanna run into a store grab a bunch of shirts and yell "THANKS CUSTOM INK" and run out.

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smileschangepeople
posted a quote
September 23, 2013 4:23pm UTC

DO YOU LIKE TO COLOR
YES I LIKE TO COLOR
WHEN DO YOU COLOR
ALL THE TIME
ME TOO
BE MY BEST FRIEND
YEAH BUDDY
-Meeting my first Highschool friend

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smileschangepeople
posted a quote
September 23, 2013 4:21pm UTC

My entire social life:
Me: "Man it's hot."
Friend: "Yes I am."

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smileschangepeople
posted a quote
September 23, 2013 4:17pm UTC

Me and my friend: *Rock out to favorite song*
*Teacher walks by*

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smileschangepeople
posted a quote
September 23, 2013 4:15pm UTC

Radio: "I see you walk by extra fly, baby where you goin can I roll-"
Me: "Can you not?"

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smileschangepeople
posted a quote
September 22, 2013 8:57pm UTC

I slept until noon
Now my mom thinks I'm some kind of mutant

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smileschangepeople
posted a quote
September 22, 2013 8:55pm UTC

I want to live on TV
Because you can go from one thing to the next and your flaws are magically fixed

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smileschangepeople
posted a quote
September 22, 2013 8:53pm UTC

I don't have an iPhone,
So I'm like what is iOS7?
I thought it was a spy agency.

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smileschangepeople
posted a quote
September 22, 2013 8:44pm UTC

Me: "Pff, I'm old enough to watch a scary movie."
*Watches movie*
Me: *Lies in bed awake all night*

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smileschangepeople
posted a quote
September 22, 2013 8:35pm UTC

Me: *On the computer*
Dad: *Orders pizza*
...
*Doorbell rings*
Me: *CHANGES TO SCREENSAVER SPRINTS UPSTAIRS AND WAITS FOR PIZZA GUY TO GO AWAY*

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smileschangepeople
posted a quote
September 20, 2013 10:29pm UTC

Saying you hate witty is like
saying you can live without water

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smileschangepeople
posted a quote
September 20, 2013 10:26pm UTC

oh my gosh
witty is all about cats now
That just made me 62% happier

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smileschangepeople
posted a quote
September 20, 2013 10:24pm UTC

Going to the bathroom in the middle of the night:
Me: *Turns on lights*
Me: *Melts*

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smileschangepeople
posted a quote
September 8, 2013 5:22pm UTC

Parents texting:
"Okay, have a nice day. I'll talk to you later. Goodbye!
Me texting:
"K sys ttyl bye"

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smileschangepeople
posted a quote
September 8, 2013 5:19pm UTC

How normal moms wake their kids up:
"Wake up, honey!"
How my mom wakes me up:
*TURNS ON LIGHTS AND OPENS BLINDS AND RIPS OFF COVERS* "GET UP!!!!"

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smileschangepeople
posted a quote
September 8, 2013 5:17pm UTC

Crush: *Moves*
Me & my Friend: "DID YOU SEE HOW HE PUT HIS HAND ON THAT DESK OH MY GOSH THAT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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