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  1. smileetweetzz smileetweetzz
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 12:50pm UTC
    Cheese tray.
    Am i supposed to be offended by that? What does it mean?
    Your a cheese tray, because you get passed around at all the parties.
    OOOOOOHHHHH BURRRRNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    C/nt. -_____-
    Friend actually told me this bahahha.
    NMF.

  2. smileetweetzz smileetweetzz
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2012 12:16am UTC
    im the ugly barnacle in Patrick's story

  3. smileetweetzz smileetweetzz
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 12:50pm UTC
    most rebellious thing 11 year olds do now: lose their virginity.
    most rebellious thing i did when i was 11: google cheats for poptropica
    i'm not saying all 11 year olds are like this, we still got our innocent ones, but a great percentage are like this..
    yes theres an 11 year old where i live who lost it.

  4. smileetweetzz smileetweetzz
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 3:40am UTC
    1806: alluring narration comrad.
    2012: cool story bro.

  5. smileetweetzz smileetweetzz
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 12:04am UTC
    Taken.
    Chapter 1
    Ella:
    "Latest disappearance is victim Stella Bea. Age of 16, kidnapper is still unknown. In the last 3 weeks 4 girls have been taken, all at night. Police are investigating and tracking down the suspect, but no true answer to of who the criminal is has been found--"
    I got up and turned off the television, shakily, before the reporter on the local news could say anymore.
    "They still don't know who's doing all this?" My dad stepped into the living room, after listening to the news from the kitchen. I got up and ran my hand through my hair and shook my head. I'd been more than paranoid for the last month. Muggings and assaults usually happened where I lived so I was used to criminal activity going on but since all 4 girls who had dissapeared had been around my age, I was beyond freaked out that possibly I could be next.
    "It's okay, Ella." My dad said coming closer and starting a small lecture about how I need to be careful any time, night or day, and to carry pepper spray around and all that stuff that was supposed to keep me safe.
    "I'm not scared, Dad." I lied in a whiff and attempted to put on a brave face.
    "I'm just saying, be prepared for anything at all times." He said totally not believing my act. I looked down, bit my lip, then walked off to my room, saying no more to my father.
    The first dissapearance, was what had scared me the most, well it had scared everyone ofcourse...The first girl taken was a girl in my school and age group, Chelsea Franco. Very beautiful, tall, blonde hair and totally a target for a rapist looking for fun.. No traces of her whereabouts had been discovered yet, and her family was torn apart. The kidnapper was really clever. The police men were really fooled. They really had no idea whatsoever of who it was, that had the whole town in shakes.
    In my room I stood by my dresser leaning down for a second, taking this all in. My long brown hair was down to right above my bottom, and my hazel eyes were looking down. I wasn't very tall, nor very short. 5'8" actually and at an age of 17.
    Behind my back, I heard others say I was the perfect target that could go next.
    "Ella Wickord," I had heard a woman say once at the cafe that I worked in, her having no idea I was eavesdropping. She had been talking to her husband and from the corner of my eye I could see them shoot glances my way. "That girl...Look at her..Beautiful..Tall..Perfect body..No bad records...I have a feeling she'll be the next one taken."
    That was a load of bullsh/t.
    Bullsh/t that got me nervous.
    ______________________________________________________________________________
    did anyone read that? anyone at all?
    yeah, probably not..
    but if at least 1 person did then whooopeeee. :D
    should i go on?

  6. smileetweetzz smileetweetzz
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2012 2:06pm UTC
    life is a maze and love is a riddle ♥

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    posted a quote
    July 6, 2012 3:03am UTC
    when she was just a girl
    she expected the worldddd
    but it flew away from her reach
    so s he ran away in her sleep
    dreamed of para-para-paradise ♥

  8. smileetweetzz smileetweetzz
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 3:59pm UTC
    lights will guide you home
    & ignite your bones.
    i will try
    to fix you.
    nmf

  9. smileetweetzz smileetweetzz
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 11:14pm UTC
    Me: *smiles at text*
    My Mom: Who're you texting?
    Me: ....Jake...From State Farm....
    nmq

  10. smileetweetzz smileetweetzz
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 2:34pm UTC
    Valorie You may have chemistry with her, but you have history with me.
    26 minutes ago ·1 comment · 15 likes posted via iphone
    Dalton You got your class schedule already??
    13 minutes ago ago · 63 Like
    nmq & nmf

  11. smileetweetzz smileetweetzz
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2012 3:39pm UTC
    So there's this man. This wonderful..Beautiful Man...who we all know as the guy who yells "MYYY LEGGG." This man, he has a name.
    According to SpongeBob Wiki, his name is,
    Fred Rechid.
    He's a janitor and a cameraman. He has two sons named Tommy and Monroe, a wife named Sadie, and an ex wife named Mable Monica.
    Who knew? After all these years of being known as the guy who yells "MYY LEGGG" in Spongebob he actually has a name . . And a life.
    You go, Fred Rechid, you go!
    found off tumblr.

  12. smileetweetzz smileetweetzz
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 2:22am UTC
    As Long As You Love Me
    we could be starving, we could be homeless, we could be broke ❤
    As Long As You Love Me

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    posted a quote
    June 20, 2012 1:02pm UTC
    that panic attack you have when your doing your usual facebook stalking & you accidently like a picture from months ago.

  14. smileetweetzz smileetweetzz
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 3:12pm UTC
    when a quote says something l i ke "fave if your against blah blah blah" & you don't want to fave it since they're tel l ing you to. . . but you also don't want to look l i ke a horrible person & not. . .

  15. smileetweetzz smileetweetzz
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2012 11:30pm UTC
    i like boys who are alot taller than me, smell good, and give greatttt hugs.
    so, uh, you.
    nmq

  16. smileetweetzz smileetweetzz
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2012 9:18pm UTC
    Josh: Why was your bucket on top of our door?!
    Megan: Why was your door under my bucket?

  17. smileetweetzz smileetweetzz
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2012 5:30pm UTC
    me: I want to meet Justin Bieber.
    security: no
    life: no
    parents: no
    luck: no
    dreams: aw okay. do you wanna marry him too?
    nmq

  18. smileetweetzz smileetweetzz
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 4:47pm UTC
    *home alone*
    me: FREEEDOMMM.
    me: omg the whole fridge is mine
    me: witty witty witty witty
    me: 1 notification? I AM A BEAST.
    me: do people actually walk around naked when they're home alone?
    me: ....
    me: naaaaaaaaah.
    me: i should probably be cleaning...
    me: eh. later.
    me: *logs on facebook*
    me: omg status with 80 comments!
    me: i'll go get the popcorn!
    me: lol jk i'm to lazy.
    me: *logs off*
    me: witty witty witty witty witty
    me: i totally relate to this quote! i shall fave!
    me: i have to pee..
    me: i'll go later..
    me: AH. OMG. MY BLADDER IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE *runs to restroom.*
    me: *leaves door open*
    me: Im a bad assss.
    me: *pees*

  19. smileetweetzz smileetweetzz
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 1:26am UTC
    2
    oh my god im witty famous

  20. smileetweetzz smileetweetzz
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2012 1:12am UTC
    Your hot. I'm not.
    opposites attract, right?

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