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  1. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2012 6:42pm UTC
    OO
    And in that moment I swear we were infinite.

  2. DrawMeLikeOneOfYourFrenchGirlsJack DrawMeLikeOneOfYourFrenchGirlsJack
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2012 7:22am UTC
    On December 21st we all should just agree on a
    time to drop to the ground and pretend to be dead

  3. munster munster
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2012 4:16pm UTC
    I WILL SOON FORGET
    THE COLOR OF YOUR EYES
    AND YOU WILL FORGET MINE.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  5. Bantite Bantite
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2012 4:17pm UTC
    If you've ever been called "ugly"
    put this as your quote and whoever sees it must check out your picture &
    whoever ♥'s it
    disagrees

  6. Sabina* Sabina*
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2012 7:11pm UTC
    When a website asks if i read the "Terms and Conditions"
    Ain't nobody got time for that

  7. FlipThatEmoHair FlipThatEmoHair
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2012 5:14pm UTC
    I'm about to rewrite history.
    \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ HISTORY.

  8. awesomenessandahalf awesomenessandahalf
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2012 5:02pm UTC
    boys,
    n e v e r ask a girl out as a joke.
    it hurts ok.

  9. sierrababy101 sierrababy101
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2012 3:43pm UTC
    Parents: "I`m in a bad mood. I think I`ll
    go yell at my kids so they`re in a bad
    mood too

  10. yoloisthemotto yoloisthemotto
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2012 3:16pm UTC
    If robbers ever broke into my house to search for money ,
    I would laugh and search with them .

  11. demons* demons* happy birthday!
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2012 9:32pm UTC
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  12. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2012 7:59pm UTC
    i've spent most of today reading through old diaries from when i was a little kid.
    this is an entry from when i was eight:
    "i just really really really hate myself and i wish i wasnt me. i'm not popular, i'm not pretty, i'm ugly ugly ugly. i just want to lie down in the road until a car hits me so no one will ever have to put up with me ever again."
    i don't know, i just wanted to share that. i think it sucks that an eight year old kid was made to feel like that.
    but that kid is me, that's my life. i've been abused, bullied, had an eating disorder and depression, my dad got a lung transplant and i've been through a lot of stuff, but here i am.

  13. somenightsx somenightsx
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2012 6:41pm UTC
    Am I the only who messes up one
    letter in a password but then feels the
    need to delete the whole thing?

  14. Mandy324 Mandy324
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2012 6:39pm UTC
    T H E B E S T P A R T A B O U T F I E L D T R I P S ?
    ----------> the bus rides ♡

  15. wampler9238 wampler9238
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2012 10:28am UTC
    Demi is a brunette and has bangs
    Selena is back on Disney.
    Miley is back in the recording studio
    Justin is single
    .
    Ladie's and Gents we're back in 2009

  16. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2012 2:44pm UTC
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  17. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2012 5:32pm UTC
    i was in a hospital today and i saw this cute boy with a cast on his leg and my first thought was
    hey this one can't run away


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. Eli22b Eli22b
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2012 7:54pm UTC
    I'm gay for being a guy and like 1D? Then you're a lesbian for being a girl and liking Taylor Swift.

  20. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2012 9:29pm UTC
    imagine this:
    it's the year 2042. "i was born in the wrong generation," a teenage girl signs as she listens to One Direction and cleans the lens on her vintage iPhone 4S.

:)

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