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  1. smile4me2day smile4me2day
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 1:03am UTC
    What helicopters do in movies:
    1%- Fly around then land safely.
    99%- Explode.

  2. smile4me2day smile4me2day
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 12:59am UTC
    Just because I didn't fight back, doesn't mean I'm weak. It means I'm mature enough to know that anger doesn't resolve anything.

  3. smile4me2day smile4me2day
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2011 12:55am UTC
    Dear douche bag,
    You won my heart, called me beautiful, told me you loved me, and gave me some good memories. The sad part is, I let myself get so infatuated with you, so close to you. That I let you hurt me. I let you do what you did to me. I thank you. Because I know what I don't want. I know what I deserve. And it's not someone like you.
    Sincerely, the new me.

  4. smile4me2day smile4me2day
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2011 8:58pm UTC
    This is the culture you're raising your kids in.
    Don't be surprised if it blows up in your face.
    -Marilyn Manson

  5. smile4me2day smile4me2day
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2011 8:49pm UTC
    'I'm shy,
    Paranoid,
    whatever
    word you
    want to use.
    I hate fame.
    I've done
    everything
    I can to
    avoid it.'
    Johnny Depp

  6. smile4me2day smile4me2day
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2011 8:43pm UTC
    everyone has a weakness,
    but i have two;
    everything you say
    &everything you do.
    nmf.

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    June 3, 2011 8:31pm UTC
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  8. smile4me2day smile4me2day
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2011 7:55pm UTC
    Lost your pen = No pen.
    No pen = No notes.
    No notes = no study.
    No study = Fail.
    Fail = No diploma.
    No diploma = No work.
    No work = No money.
    No money = No food.
    No food = Too skinny.
    Too skinny = Ugly.
    Ugly = No love.
    No love = No marriage.
    No marriage = No kids.
    No kids = Alone.
    Alone = Depression
    Depression = Sickness.
    Sickness = Death.
    Lesson: Don't lose your pen. You will die.

  9. smile4me2day smile4me2day
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2011 7:32pm UTC
    Sometimes l look at a younger boy
    &think,
    'Damn. He's gonna be hot when he's older.'
    NMF.

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    June 3, 2011 7:25pm UTC
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    August 25, 2010 9:21pm UTC
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  12. smile4me2day smile4me2day
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2010 8:23pm UTC
    You know that feeling
    When you look at him and think, 'wow, I love him.'
    but we're just friends. or maybe when he looks at her
    it hurts [so much] sometimes. when you're in love with him
    and he's in love with her. you love everything about him
    and he loves everything about her. you've wasted all of you
    11:11 wishes on him. you've kept it in for so long.
    no one knows how confused you are.
    do you tell him how much you like him?
    or do you hold it all inside like usual.
    It's confusing.
    or 'it's complicated' is your answer when someone asks
    you what's wrong. when you look at them together
    your eyes fill up with /////////tears because you love him.
    you love him so much and sometimes you just wished he
    knew

  13. smile4me2day smile4me2day
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2010 11:42pm UTC
    Press the organ!!
    shut the fuckk up.
    i'll do what i want.

  14. smile4me2day smile4me2day
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2010 10:58am UTC
    TYPE YOUR NAME
    Julia
    TYPE IT WITH YOUR FEET
    e3fgtu5jh
    TYPE IT WITH YOUR ELBOW
    vgnjhhygnmm,m,nm
    TYPE IT WITH YOUR NOSE
    juliuaq
    TYPE IT WITH YOUR CHIN
    nmjjhlkz
    TYPE IT WITH YOUR FIST
    nujhlik

  15. smile4me2day smile4me2day
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2010 10:01pm UTC
    American teens are coming
    down with an enormous case
    of Twilight fever.
    Figginns
    Glee

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    June 7, 2010 10:00pm UTC
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    posted a quote
    June 7, 2010 9:59pm UTC
    I know who I am and I'm not aloud
    to show it. It's like communism.
    Tina
    Glee

  18. smile4me2day smile4me2day
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    June 7, 2010 9:58pm UTC
    Kurt : She changes her look
    faster then Britt changes
    sexual partners.
    Brittany : It's true.
    Glee

  19. smile4me2day smile4me2day
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2010 9:57pm UTC
    When I was little and sad, my dads
    would bring me a glass of water. It
    got to a point where I didn't know if
    I was sad or just thirsty.
    Rachel
    Glee

  20. smile4me2day smile4me2day
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2010 9:55pm UTC
    Quinn : You want to name
    our kid Jack Daniels? It's
    a girl...?
    Puck : Fine. Jackie Daniels.
    Glee

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