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secretlybroken
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June 5, 2011 2:46pm UTC

When you look at a person,
any person, remember that everyone has a story.
Everyone has gone through something♥
» THaT Has cHanGeD THem.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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smile4me2day
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June 4, 2011 2:32am UTC

Dear Officer,
No, my speech isn't slurred. I'm speaking in cursive.
Sincerely, not as think as you drunk I am.

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pigglywiggly
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June 4, 2011 1:19am UTC

Sometimes the girl
who's always been there for everyone else, needs someone to be there for her.

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insidemyteenagemind
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June 4, 2011 1:24am UTC

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irishkell96
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June 3, 2011 11:50am UTC

5 DEADLY WORDS USED BY WOMEN 1. FINE- this is the word women use to end an argument when she knows she is RIGHT and YOU need to SHUT UP. 2. NOTHING- means SOMETHING and you need to be WORRIED. 3. GO AHEAD- this is a dare, not permission, do NOT do it. 4. WHATEVER- is a woman's way of saying SCREW YOU 5. THAT'S OK- she is thinking long and hard on HOW and WHEN you will pay for your mistake.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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Xportugese_babiiiX
posted a quote
June 3, 2011 8:35pm UTC

Like a good neighbor
state farm is there....
with a top quote!

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jssx623
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May 17, 2011 10:21pm UTC

you'recute;;
not like "i wanna push you up against a wall & kiss you" cute,
but like "i wanna pinch you're widdle cheeks" cute.

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ilikeyou
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May 16, 2011 8:49pm UTC

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rachaelgraham7
posted a quote
May 17, 2011 7:38pm UTC

there's a little bit of
stripper
in every girl
♥

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sortyd
posted a quote
May 15, 2011 9:09pm UTC

O n l y I n M a t h P r o b l e m s
can you buy 60 watermelons and no one asks what the hell is wrong with you.
♥

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XSydX97X
posted a quote
May 15, 2011 12:42am UTC

GIRL'S FACEBOOK STATUS:
"I'm so sick of guys being such dicks!"
BOY'S COMMENT:
"In 7th Grade I begged the teacher to let me be your science partner. I suggested you come over five times & each time you said no. I did our project, all of it. In 8th grade I sent you three Valentine's cards, roses, & candy. I tried to be romantic but you gave the roses to someone else & threw the candy away. In 9th grade I asked you to dance at the school & you said to give you 2 minutes to go to the bathroom. I waited two hours but you never came back. In 10th grade, I bought us tickets to see your favorite band. You took them, said thanks, & went with your friend. & Now I'm here in 11th grade, confessing all of this, on Facebook, where everyone can see to prove:
Sometimes boys are dicks, but sometimes, it's the girls."

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vrandazzo
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May 15, 2011 6:26pm UTC

69% of people;
find something
DIRTY
in every sentence.
nmf/nmq

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emmylove
posted a quote
May 17, 2011 9:44pm UTC

WELL SOmeONE
got their
girlfriend at
whores-r- us ♥

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clumsgirl811
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May 13, 2011 3:29pm UTC

I typed in "what happens...." for each of these & I got...
Yahoo:what happens in vegas?
Ask:what happens in 2012?
Bing: what happens when you die?
And...
Google: what happens if you snort weed?
Google wins again ♥

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Heyylan
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May 14, 2011 7:00pm UTC

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SmileGorgeous
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May 18, 2011 9:09pm UTC

If you think it's necessary:
to judge me based on my past ;
Don't get mad when I put you there.

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loovetayloor
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May 18, 2011 9:02pm UTC

On a scale from
» anne frank to
osama bin ladin
how good is my hiding spot?

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kiannaxx413
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May 19, 2011 2:38pm UTC

click the [♥]
if you ever felt bad for being mean to your mom

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