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bye*
posted a quote
April 2, 2013 1:28pm UTC

whenever my mom criticizes me i yell “it’s probably genetic” and run out of the room as fast as i can

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
December 26, 2012 8:48pm UTC

Fri(end)
Boyfri(end)
Girlfri(end)
Hus(band)
Coincidence? I think not

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*y i k e s*
posted a quote
December 26, 2012 6:01pm UTC

Here's one way to
break up with a guy:
Me: Your ex is attractive.
Him: Which one?
Me: Me.
nmf

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Hogwartian
posted a quote
December 26, 2012 5:12pm UTC

People: Do you have any idea how much it hurts to love
someone who will never love you back?
Fandoms: WE'RE FANGIRLS.
Fandoms: Our entire LIVES revolve around loving people who
will never love us back.
Fandoms: Some of them aren't even REAL PEOPLE.
Fandoms: They're FICTIONAL CHARACTERS.
Fandoms: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW FRUSTRATING
THAT IS?

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styles*
posted a quote
December 26, 2012 4:31pm UTC

There are 364 days
until Christmas
and people already have their lights up.
unbelievable.

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lollipopx3
posted a quote
December 23, 2012 9:52pm UTC

trouble
Chapter 36
"So, do we hold hands or something?" I asked Travis nervously, as we snuggled up against each other in his bed later that night.
Travis smirked, as his fingers played with the ending tips of my brown locks.
"Well, truth be told, I'd rather makeout." he chuckled teasingly, earning a murderous glare from me. "But, holding hands sound nice, too."
I rolled my eyes, slapping my palm against his, before gently releasing my fingers around his.
"You should get neither for being so picky." I snapped jokingly. "But, you're lucky that I don't hate you."
Travis smiled, biting his lower lip teasingly.
My eyes immediately shifted down towards his rosy red lips, as I had the sudden urge to press my lips against his.
I looked away, as I felt my cheeks turning warm by just thinking about how attractive he looked at this moment.
"So, does that mean you like me?" Travis whispered, his hot breath tickling the edge of my ear.
I narrowed my eyes at him, but I couldn't help but crack a small smile.
Everything about Travis made me unreasonably happy- and it was driving me insane.
"I never said I like you." I scoffed.
Travis let out a snort, before wrapping his arms around my waist tightly.
"Right, you don't need to say anything, Riley." he whispered, planting a light kiss on my cheek. "I know that you like me without you having to say it."
I got shivers just from being so near him, so I pushed him away from me.
"You're too full of yourself, Travis." I licked my lips, before smiling.
Scarlet's Point of View
I held up the little white stick in my hands, staring at the blue plus sign with disbelief.
I wasn't crying yet, but I knew I was about to burst into uncontrollable tears in any second.
I was pregnant.
"So, what is it?" Lola asked impatiently, knocking from outside of my bathroom door. "Are you knocked up or not?"
The first tear finally slipped from my eyes, but that was not the last one.
My cheeks turned red in a matter of seconds, matching the color of my bloodshot eyes.
I slowly opened the door, as it creeked open.
Lola was leaning against the door frame, crossing her arms.
When she saw my tear-stained cheeks, her mouth dropped open.
"No way." she muttered, before laughing obnoxiously. "You're pregnant! I have to tell everyone about this!"
My eyes widened, as I slapped Lola's phone away from her hands.
It fell on the floor, but it didn't break.
"What the hell, Scarlet?" she hissed, glaring at me. "You could've broken it!"
"You can't tell anyone that I'm pregnant!" I begged.
Lola held my gaze, before she snickered.
"Of course not, Scar. Why would I ever?" she asked sweetly. "I am your best friend, right?"
I nodded, before giving her a weak smile.
"Right."
I'm not sure if I'm updating on Monday or Tuesday, but in advance, I want to wish everyone a Merry Christmas!
I love you all to bits and pieces.

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erica119
posted a quote
December 23, 2012 2:15pm UTC

LIFESAVERS
~ in the classroom ~
The children began to identify the flavors by their colors.
Red - Cherry
Yellow - Lemon
Green - Lime
Orange - Orange
So, the teacher gave them all honey lifesavers. None of the children knew the flavor.
The teacher decided to give them a hint.
“It’s what your mother might call your father.”
One little girl looked up in horror.
Spit out her lifesaver and yelled
“OMG THEY’RE AS$H0LES”

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TouchMyCookiesAndYouDie
posted a quote
December 23, 2012 11:28am UTC

Me: I can't eat this...
Mum: why not? They're just potatoes.
Me: WHO EATS THEIR SISTERS?

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OneDirectionQuotes
posted a quote
December 21, 2012 8:57am UTC

One Direction did not know each other before X Factor.
Fifth Harmony did not know each other before X Factor.
They were both formed by Simon Cowell.
One Direction shortens to 1D.
Fifth Harmony shortens to 5H.
A number and a letter each.
There are 5 people in 1D.
There are 5 people in 5H.
There are 12 letters in One Direction.
There are 12 letters in Fifth Harmony.
They both performed the first song that they sang together on live shows.
Zayn and Ally's grandparents both passed away during X Factor.
One Direction and Fifth Harmony both ended up in 3rd place.
One Direction became the biggest boyband. Now wait and you'll see where it goes with Fifth Harmony.

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wampler9238
posted a quote
November 11, 2012 10:28am UTC

Demi is a brunette and has bangs
Selena is back on Disney.
Miley is back in the recording studio
Justin is single
.
Ladie's and Gents we're back in 2009

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yourcool
posted a quote
October 22, 2012 5:00pm UTC

that time of year is approaching:
-scary lawn decorations
- terrifying tv programs-
people in costumes going door to door
it's election season.

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shootingstar87
posted a quote
October 21, 2012 3:32pm UTC

me: can you please stop smoking?
mom: well only if you get a quote with 500 favs. that seems like a reasonable cause to stop.

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UnfogettableMe
posted a quote
May 10, 2012 7:58pm UTC

So, as an update on baby names, Hannah has narrowed it down to 9 names;
Kara
Yesenia (Sena, Senia, Yessie, or Seni for short)
Suzanne (Suzy for short)
Nora
India
Kacey
Gillian (pronounced Jillian)
Audriana
Lourdes (Lourie or Loura for short)
If you guys could help us choose from these, we would love it. Thank so much :) We've looked at every one of your suggestions, and we noticed that Skylar was the most popular option. Sorry to disappoint, but Hannah felt like that name was overused. We've combined your suggestions with baby-name books and have come up with this list. If you suggested one of these names, thank you for helping me, and if you didn't, it doesn't mean we didn't consider it. All of the names were beautiful.
Thanks again!
-David, Hannah, and Nicole

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UnfogettableMe
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 10:32pm UTC

Small Bump by Ed Sheeran.
There's so much that I could say about that amazing song.
It describes every emotion I have.
It's currently on replay on my iPod.
I can't stop crying.
Thank you, Ed. Just, thank you.

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UnfogettableMe
posted a quote
July 16, 2012 8:00pm UTC

So today, I felt like it was time to update my girls.
I don't know if I ever told you, but a couple months ago, David proposed to Hannah. Today, they finally finished all the planning for their wedding. They rushed and worked 24/7 on the arrangements.
They are getting married on a beach in Maine on August 26, 2012.
Yes, that is the due date of their daughter.
I honestly don't know what possessed them to do that. But hopefully their baby doesn't come any earlier.
I'm sorry I haven't been on witty as much. My life is finally starting to make sense again. No promises on when I'll return. I don't know.
But I'll always love my witty girls.

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UnfogettableMe
posted a quote
August 7, 2012 10:02pm UTC

So I would just like to take the time to welcome my little Audrianna Miracle into the world. She was a little premature, but she is so amazingly beautiful and strong. And pictures will be up when I have time.
I can't wait to show her to you guys. She's perfect.
August 6, 2012. Love you, Audri.

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UnfogettableMe
posted a quote
October 6, 2012 12:02am UTC

So today, I finally got around to putting up pictures of Audri. She'll be two months old tomorrow.
Hannah and David are awesome. I love them both so much.
Ugh. I guess I should give you more of an update on me.
Hannah and Audri are perfect and healthy.
David was discharged from the army due to an injury; he was shot in the leg. He doesn't like to talk about it much. Actually, he's really traumatized. He doesn't talk much at all anymore. Only to me, Hannah, and Audri.
Dad and I have become close, like, really close, despite his autism. I don't know why I was sheltered from him my whole life. He's become one of my best friends.
Austin? Hm. Austin got a girlfriend, they've been dating for eight months now? Around eight months. Her name's Amanda. To be honest, I hated her at first because I thought he could do better. I really like her now though. He's happy, so that's all that matters.
My mom and stepdad are in rehab for drug abuse. Can't say I didn't see that one coming. David and Hannah got a legal thing done where she isn't allowed to see the baby, so she hasn't seen Audri, and she won't be able to until she's 13.
I wouldn't say I've gotten over Zach's death, but the thought of him has become easier for me. Now, when I think of him, it's pleasant, not painful. He's not suffering anymore. And I have to move on.
And me? Not much about me. I got a cat named Abernanthy to keep me company when I'm sad. He's yellow and he he's so freaking lazy but he kind of fills a gap. I love him. I actually have a boyfriend now. His name's Shawn. He's super sweet and really shy. And he really likes me.
Oh, another thing about Austin. On the inside of his bicep, he got my son's initials tattooed in black. In honor of him. (He's 16, so it's legal where I live.)
I'll really try to keep you guys updated on Audri and Shawn and Austin with pictures and everything. It's just hard. I've been super busy with recently becoming super depressed and super anorexic. I've lost 18 pounds in six weeks. I can tell Austin's worried, but I don't care.
To be honest, I'm still contemplating suicide. I know I should get help, but I don't want it. And now, I don't want to die to be with Zach or my son, but I just want to die. I don't want to be here. Nothing's right. Mom hates me, Austin's wrapped up in Amanda, David doesn't speak, and I'm forced to watch my brother live life with a baby when I know that if Austin were still alive, that would be me. I would be the one with the baby. I know I would be an amazing mom. But I guess he belonged to God. So I trust it.
My main picture is of Audri. I think she's gorgeous. I hope you all do too :)
I love you guys.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
September 18, 2012 3:02pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
I wasn't insulting you.
I was describing you.

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Oreos
posted a quote
September 18, 2012 3:01pm UTC

How to survive a Horror Movie.
1.Never be the hero.
2.Never say 'I'll be right back'
3.Don't be curious or suspicious.
4.Always look back.
5.Don't fall over that imaginary branch.
6.Never go somewhere alone.
7.Get weapons.
8.Hide in the fridge.I'm pretty sure the killer won't want snacks.
9. Don't look through peep holes. You'll end up with one eye
10.Remember,only retards go upstairs when a killer's attacking.
11.Don't yell 'Hello' when you're alone.The killer is hardly going to reply with 'Sup Bro?Wanna
play some MW3?'
12.If it's not behind you,it's above you.Fact.
13.Don't be a smartass and try to anger the killer.You'll be the next target.
14.If it's dead,leave it alone.
15.Don't start making out with your new hot boyfriend/girlfriend/cat in the car.
16. Always listen to the old creepy guy who says there's danger ahead.
He's right.
17.It isn't your dog licking your hand. Your dog is dead.
18.If you think the monster is dead,IT'S NOT.
19.Don't go searching for something in the basement,even if the lights have gone out.
20.Make sure your gas tank is full.
21. Get a boyfriend. He'll die first which will give you more time to run.
22.You're an idiot if you think stabbing the killer is a good idea.
23.Learn to clib trees,sweetie.
24.Blood=Somebody has died/is dying.
25.Only stupid people use lamps as weapons.
26.If you get a phone call while babysitting that consists of 'Have you checked the kids?',you
just might want to make a run for it.Forget the kids,let's care about ourselves.
27.Nightmares are never just mightmares.
28.Moving to Elm Street is a bad idea,unless you want to stay up late every night. WOO RAVE!
29.Don't buy a cheap house in the middle of nowhere.
30.RUN B/ITCH RUN.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
September 18, 2012 2:45pm UTC

Maybe I'm still single because I didn't forward that chain letter to 17 of my closest friends three years ago...
That explains the the little girl with no eyes at the end of my bed, too.

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