For sometime many of us have wondered who is Jack Sh--? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, You dont know Jack sh--! Well, thanks to my efforts you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Sh-- is the only son of Awe Sh-- who married O. Sh-- the owner of Knee Deep in Sh-- Inc. In turn Jack sh-- married Noe sh--. The deeply religious couple had six children : Holy Sh--, Giva Sh--, Fulla Sh--, Bull Sh--, and the twins Deep Sh-- and Dip Sh--. Deep Sh-- married Dumb Sh--, a high school dropout. After 15 years , Jack and Noe Sh-- got divorced and She married Ted Sherlock and became Noe Sh-- Sherlock . Meanwhile, Dip Sh-- married Loda Sh-- and had a rather nervous deposition named Chicken Sh--. Fulla Sh-- and Giva Sh-- married the Happens brothers and had a double wedding. The newspaper invited everyone to the Sh---Happens wedding. Bull Sh-- traveled the world and returned home with an Italian bride, Pisa Sh--. So from now on, when someone says to you “You don't know jack sh--!" You can say “yes I do!"