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  1. smarterthanyou smarterthanyou
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2015 7:47pm UTC
    Never forget the 3 types of people in your life:
    1. The one who helped you in difficult times.
    2.The one who left you in difficult times.
    3. The one who put you in difficult times.

  2. smarterthanyou smarterthanyou
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2015 4:20am UTC
    We are not born to fall in love I mean it shouldn't be our only accomplishment. The real reward in life is doing everything you have ever wanted to do and if falling in love is one of those things, then go for it. But before you find a partner, settle down and maybe have a few kids, please do the things that you want to do.Like travelling around the world or getting your dream job. Life is short and once you have kids you can't do any of those things because your partner might work as well and might not want to give up his/her job and you won't be able to travel around the world by yourself either. Please don't think that falling in love is the only accomplishment that you can achieve in life because life is about achieving so much more.

  3. smarterthanyou smarterthanyou
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2015 10:23pm UTC
    If you can't get
    someone out of your
    head, maybe they are
    supposed to be there.

  4. smarterthanyou smarterthanyou
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2015 10:06pm UTC
    “Imagine there's no countriesIt isn't hard to doNothing to kill or die forAnd no religion tooImagine all the peopleLiving life in peaceYou may say that I'm a dreamerBut I'm not the only oneI hope someday you'll join usAnd the world will be as one.” 

  5. smarterthanyou smarterthanyou
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2015 9:43pm UTC
    There's a popular boy in my class he's around my age and the other day he said “I think that every girl is beautiful inside and and out."Oh my god this boy gives me hope. Boys like this do exist!If only everybody saw each other the way this boy sees all girls, the world would be a perfect place!

  6. smarterthanyou smarterthanyou
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2015 7:43am UTC
    People who are jealous of you will broadcast your failure but whisper your success.

  7. smarterthanyou smarterthanyou
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2015 9:02pm UTC
    For sometime many of us have wondered who is Jack Sh--? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, You dont know Jack sh--! Well, thanks to my efforts you can now respond in an intellectual way. Jack Sh-- is the only son of Awe Sh-- who married O. Sh-- the owner of Knee Deep in Sh-- Inc. In turn Jack sh-- married Noe sh--. The deeply religious couple had six children : Holy Sh--, Giva Sh--, Fulla Sh--, Bull Sh--, and the twins Deep Sh-- and Dip Sh--. Deep Sh-- married Dumb Sh--, a high school dropout. After 15 years , Jack and Noe Sh-- got divorced and She married Ted Sherlock and became Noe Sh-- Sherlock . Meanwhile, Dip Sh-- married Loda Sh-- and had a rather nervous deposition named Chicken Sh--. Fulla Sh-- and Giva Sh-- married the Happens brothers and had a double wedding. The newspaper invited everyone to the Sh---Happens wedding. Bull Sh-- traveled the   world and returned home with an Italian bride, Pisa Sh--. So from now on, when someone says to you  “You don't know jack sh--!" You can say “yes I do!"

  8. smarterthanyou smarterthanyou
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2015 8:51pm UTC
    Face it men only want to see your b---bs and a// because it's covered up with clothing. If women walked around naked all the time and covered their faces with cloth, men would want to see their faces.

  9. smarterthanyou smarterthanyou
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2015 3:32am UTC
    I like being on my own. I think relationships are messy and peoples' feelings get hurt. Who needs it? We're young, free and wild. So we might as well have fun while we can and save the serious stuff for later.

  10. smarterthanyou smarterthanyou
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2015 3:21am UTC
    Be careful who you call your friends....I would rather have 4 dollars than 100 cents.

  11. smarterthanyou smarterthanyou
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2015 7:24pm UTC
    My thoughts and prayers are with the family of myuran Sukumaran and Andrew chan.I know that they made a mistake but that's no reason to execute them. They are human and all humans make mistakes. Everybody deserves a second chance, I mean if you made a mistake you would want a second chance wouldn't you?there are so many worse crimes out there besides d/ug dealing.They should have at least given them the lethal injection or life in prison. They were only 31 and 34. It was one stupid mistake that cost them their lives. Humans make mistakes there is not one person in this world that hasn't made a mistake.R.I.P myuran Sukumaran and Andrew chan.

  12. smarterthanyou smarterthanyou
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2015 6:24pm UTC
    What is:1+5?2+4?3+3?4+2?5+1?Now repeat saying the number 6 to yourself as fast as you can for 15 secondsQUICK THINK OF A VEGETABLE!!! AND SCROLL DOWN!!!!You're thinking of carrot right?

  13. smarterthanyou smarterthanyou
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2015 6:06pm UTC
    Never ignore someone who loves you, cares for you and misses you. Because one day you might wake up and realize, you lost the moon while counting the stars.

  14. smarterthanyou smarterthanyou
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2015 2:08am UTC
    If you ever think that you've made a big mistake, just remember that in 1788 the Austrian army attacked itself and lost 10,000 men.

  15. smarterthanyou smarterthanyou
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2015 1:40am UTC
    so one day my mum decided to see what was happening in Austraila recently and found out that a rampaging pig drank 18 beers and got into a fight with a cow.
    unfortunately this really happened.......

  16. smarterthanyou smarterthanyou
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2015 1:33am UTC
    If you ever think that you've made a big mistake, just remember that in 1788 the Austrian army attacked itself and lost 10,000 men.

  17. smarterthanyou smarterthanyou
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2015 1:27am UTC
    Two teenagers lured multiple r--ists online by posing as a 15 year old girl, only to show up at the meeting spot dressed as batman and the flash to record them

  18. smarterthanyou smarterthanyou
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2015 1:07am UTC
    A kid dug a giant d-----k into the football field. The school planted the wrong type of grass back into the d------k.

  19. smarterthanyou smarterthanyou
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2015 12:58am UTC
    So I was in Italian class yesterday and the itailian teacher said “tedesco" (which is Italian for the word German) when suddenly the quietest girl in class said really loudly “that sounds liket---ticle!"

  20. smarterthanyou smarterthanyou
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2015 10:15pm UTC
    I think I'm emotionally constipated
    i haven't given a sh-- in days!

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