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smarterthanthou

1. smarterthanthou
   posted a quote
   August 21, 2011 11:39pm UTC
   OK isn't just a stick person,
   it's a stick person
   who fell over.
   But he's going to be OK.
   nmf look at OK sideways if you don't get it
   
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2. smarterthanthou
   posted a quote
   August 16, 2011 10:18pm UTC
   just me?
   I have to fill every. Single. Waffle square.
   nmf
   
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3. smarterthanthou
   posted a quote
   August 16, 2011 2:59pm UTC
   just me?
   when I was a kid I thought the thesaurus was a dinosaur.
   nmf
   
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4. smarterthanthou
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   August 15, 2011 9:17pm UTC
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5. smarterthanthou
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   August 15, 2011 2:28pm UTC
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6. smarterthanthou
   posted a quote
   August 15, 2011 2:24pm UTC
   If they ever make a movie about a couple being haunted by yogurt,
   it should be called "Paranormal Activia."
   ♥
   
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7. smarterthanthou
   posted a quote
   August 15, 2011 2:19pm UTC
   It's always a little uncomfortable when someone compliments you on the length of your hair. What are you supposed to say; 'Thanks, I grew it myself'?
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8. smarterthanthou
   posted a quote
   August 15, 2011 2:10pm UTC
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   It's funny how animals respond to the tone of words and not the words themselves,
   If you screamed "GET OVER HERE FLUFFY I LOVE YOU" at it, it would run away and hide,
   but if you sweetly and softly tell it to "Come here so I can break your legs and put you in a stew"
   it'll probably
   walk right over ♥
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   nmf.
   
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9. smarterthanthou
   posted a quote
   August 15, 2011 1:53pm UTC
   fave if You think Mad Libs are really
   [adjective]
   credit to amirite
   
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10. smarterthanthou
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2011 9:09pm UTC
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    The first war started must have been fueled by a lot of hate. "But sir, can't we just see if we can settle this over a competitive game of Checkers?" "NO! People have to die!"
    nmf
    nmq
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11. smarterthanthou
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2011 3:37am UTC
    If will.i.am dies...
    will he be will.i.was?
    NMF
    
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12. smarterthanthou
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2011 3:11am UTC
    Crushing cans for
    a living must be soda pressing.
    nmf
    
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13. smarterthanthou
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2011 2:53am UTC
    & who else
    has never seen a pregnant chinese woman?
    nmf
    
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14. smarterthanthou
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2011 11:37pm UTC
    & who else
    is going to watch the Phineas and Ferb movie?
    nmf
    
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15. smarterthanthou
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2011 2:14pm UTC
    Am I the only one,
    who feels like my calculator is judging me when I type in a super obvious question?
    ♥
    nmf
    
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16. smarterthanthou
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2011 2:08pm UTC
    The world is a dirty place,
    TRTT but it takes dirt for a flower to grow
    ♥♥♥ nmf
    
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17. smarterthanthou
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2011 3:03am UTC
    I showed a picture of my crush to my three-year old sister,
    And asked her what she
    thought about him.
    she said, "He's really cute."
    Good taste runs in the family ;)
    -not my format-
    
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18. smarterthanthou
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2011 2:25am UTC
    Today,
    I made my own milkshake
    Those boys better be in my yard.
    ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
    BTW, I really did make my own milkshake :)
    not my format
    
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19. smarterthanthou
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2011 5:04pm UTC
    Without humor
    life sucks
    Without courage
    life is hard
    Without love
    life is hopeless
    Without my best friends
    Life is impossible
    click the ♥ if you agree :)
    nmf
    format credit to thatsacex3
    
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20. smarterthanthou
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2011 3:24pm UTC
    ♥ if you used to say
    Loser, loser.
    Double loser.
    as if, whatever
    Get the picture, duh.
    -not my format-
    
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