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jimmy365
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January 13, 2013 5:58pm UTC

be nice to me i may be hot one day
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AnaCastro196
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January 12, 2013 11:18pm UTC

Weekend: looking gorgeous
School: looking like a homeless person.

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Eli123qwe
posted a quote
January 12, 2013 11:05pm UTC

Taylor Swift:
You Belong With Me:
"She wears highheels, I wear sneakers"
Apparently she's against highheels
Begin Again:
"He didn't like it when I wore high heels, but I do"
Well...
Not intended to insult anyone.

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
January 13, 2013 11:04am UTC

I'm going to become a cop & pull over hot guys
"Please step out of the car and put your hands on the hood, I need to do a pat down."
"But-"
"Sir, it's the law. Please just stand there and be hot, while I uh, search you."

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Ninja918
posted a quote
January 12, 2013 8:19pm UTC

My brother took being sent to jail really badly.
He refused all offers of food and drink, spat and swore at anyone who came never him, and didn't want to talk to us ever again.
After that, we never played Monopoly again.

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sammy*
posted a quote
January 9, 2013 4:54pm UTC

it hurts to remember how close we were.

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roseth0rn
posted a quote
January 6, 2013 10:06am UTC

homework
homewor
homewo
homew
home
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ho
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how
how a
how ab
how abo
how abou
how about
how about n
how about no

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jimmy365
posted a quote
January 5, 2013 1:34pm UTC

instead of periods
can girls just get a text once
a month saying "you're
not pregnant have a nice day"
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yourcool
posted a quote
January 5, 2013 1:58pm UTC

1. i woke up
2. i went to school
3. i saw him
4. i ran into him and i hugged him
5. i kissed him
actually, the correct order is 2, 3, 4, 5, 1.

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yourcool
posted a quote
January 4, 2013 6:38pm UTC

some of you are actually really attractive.
like wtf are you doing on the internet bro?

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LuvOrHate
posted a quote
January 10, 2013 7:41am UTC

Hold your cursor
over this quote.

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TheWeirdKid
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January 10, 2013 8:57pm UTC

Signs that things aren't going so well #42
The only 'A' you've ever gotten was your cup size.
format credit to theweirdkid

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TheWeirdKid
posted a quote
January 9, 2013 11:54pm UTC

Signs that things aren't going so well #33
You check behind the shower curtain,
There actually was a axe murderer behind there.
format credit to theweirdkid

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Ashley268
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January 10, 2013 5:26pm UTC

Sometimes
I wish i could punch my friends in the face.

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akpoppy3
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January 10, 2013 3:34pm UTC

Alex: So dumb girls go with dumb guys and smart guys go with dumb girls...What do smart girls get?
Phill: Cats mostly.
-Modern family

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DirectionerTillTheEnd
posted a quote
January 10, 2013 6:40pm UTC

That awkward moment when you're the first one at the lunch table and you look like a loner.

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ampalmer224
posted a quote
January 10, 2013 1:25pm UTC

hey this is just a very normal and serious text post with no hidden meaning whatsoever
nmq

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TheWeirdKid
posted a quote
January 9, 2013 11:56pm UTC

Signs that things aren't going so well #33
You finally got a 100% on a test.
It was a pregnancy test.
format credit to theweirdkid

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emily_fowlerr
posted a quote
January 10, 2013 7:34pm UTC

them: "are you single?"
me: "no. im plural."
them: "are you free friday night?"
me: "no. im expensive."
ype here

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DirectionerTillTheEnd
posted a quote
January 10, 2013 5:15pm UTC

I hate it how your crush means the world to you but you mean nothing to him..

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