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  1. StaceeyAnn StaceeyAnn
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2017 9:39am UTC
    When you realise you haven't used witty since you were 14 years of age. Oh how time flies, and how much you have changed (some ways more than others) within a span of six years.

  2. barbs barbs
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2017 9:42am UTC
    it's been 6 long years, do people still use this?

  3. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2015 10:02pm UTC
    Instead of "Have a nice day.", I think I'll start saying, "Have the day you deserve." You know, let karma sort that sh#t out

  4. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2014 1:34pm UTC
    Show me what we've got to lose.

  5. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2015 11:20pm UTC
    YOU'RE NOT A BAD
    PERSON. YOU'RE A
    VERY GOOD PERSON,
    WHO BAD THINGS
    HAVE HAPPENED TO.
    DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE© format by: br0kenwings

  6. Silk Silk
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2015 10:57pm UTC
    I'm your little baby doll,
    you're my mister rock and roll.

  7. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2015 11:13pm UTC
    i let you
    tattoo a frown
    INTO
    a face of
    WHITE SNOW

  8. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2015 5:33pm UTC
    i wanna break her like a
    barbie doll
    p u s h h e r [ FACE ] down in the dirt ♥|||||||||||||||||||||||||
    {{{ BLUE MAYBELLINE MASCARA
    i s r u n n i n g d o w n
    my favorite shirt

  9. MasonJohnson MasonJohnson
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2014 7:47pm UTC
    i just need a really amazing girl to come into my life.

  10. Gpc11 Gpc11
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2014 7:16pm UTC
    What's Blue & Not That Heavy?Light Blue.  *Dies From How Simple That Was*

  11. Colton_19 Colton_19
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2014 11:16am UTC
    ...I just need someone. That wont give up on me. That will stick with me through thick and thin. That will start out as my best friend, and turn into my girlfriend. Someone who I can flirt with, be silly with, laugh and have a good time with. Who will let me call them babe, who will use ;) :) and <3 as much as I do.Ive been searching for so long. I just need someone that can be her.
    Repost, bc I still havent found her

  12. Jesus* Jesus*
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2014 1:14am UTC
    either that was a firework or another tribute is dead

  13. Jesus* Jesus*
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2014 1:16am UTC
    mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop called Monsters Ink

  14. kaaarolcia kaaarolcia
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2014 6:05pm UTC
    teenager (noun)
    a person that's treated like a child
    but at the same time has to act like an adult

  15. angelle* angelle*
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2014 12:35am UTC
    when people say they like the movie better

  16. Infinite* Infinite*
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2013 10:03pm UTC
    if you're going through h e l l
    TAKE ME WITH YOU
    i don' t want you to be
    a l o n e .

  17. paigexoxo paigexoxo
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2013 11:08pm UTC
    If You Loved Me As Much As You Said.
    You Wouldnt Have Done Me So Wrong.

  18. Ninja918 Ninja918
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2013 8:40pm UTC
    I would lose weight,
    but I hate losing things.

  19. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2013 2:11pm UTC
    OMG ive always wanted a gay best friend!!!
    or a straight best friend
    or a best friend.
    or a friend

  20. just_an_ordinary_girlxox just_an_ordinary_girlxox
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2013 7:13pm UTC
    im actually starting to get over him, but every once in a while i have those thoughts; those what if thoughts, those what went wrong thoughts. Wow i really miss it.

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