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  1. skylarlovestrains skylarlovestrains
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    February 18, 2013 10:59pm UTC
    Jason: "I need a book that tells me all the words NOT to say while arguing with a girl."
    Me: "I have one here!" *hands the dictionary.
    I swear, I made my mom pee her pants.

  2. skylarlovestrains skylarlovestrains
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    February 15, 2013 12:30pm UTC
    When you wear no makeup and the first this someone asks is "Are you sick?"

  3. skylarlovestrains skylarlovestrains
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    February 15, 2013 12:09pm UTC
    Feb 15th
    Other girls: "AWW this sucks :( I can't believe Valentines day it over!"
    Me: "HALF PRICE CHOCOLATE!!!!"

  4. skylarlovestrains skylarlovestrains
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    February 11, 2013 12:24pm UTC
    I'm spending Valentines day with my ex...box 360...
    Follow for a follow? : )

  5. skylarlovestrains skylarlovestrains
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    February 8, 2013 10:41am UTC
    The sad moment when you realize you can follow yourself...

  6. skylarlovestrains skylarlovestrains
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    February 8, 2013 10:38am UTC
    There are only a few things I need in life:
    -Coffee
    -Trains
    -Music
    -Cats
    -Pugs
    -Hot Cheetos
    -A blanket.
    I will be content as long as these things are around.

  7. skylarlovestrains skylarlovestrains
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    February 8, 2013 10:35am UTC
    Nina: Sky, you're Catholic.
    Me: Yeah, totally.
    Jason: "Wait...I thought you were white...?"
    These are the friends you get to make you feel smarter.

  8. skylarlovestrains skylarlovestrains
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    February 5, 2013 11:58am UTC
    Me during a test:
    "Okay, start with the name...oh spelled my name wrong...okay erase, erase, erase...got this. S-K-Y-L-A-R...good. Next question...when did we ever learn this...eh don't know the answer pick c!"
    "ANGRY BIRDS!"
    "Texting texting texting."
    "I'm hungry, when's lunch? ...oh it's first hour...crap..."
    "Starships..we're meant to flyyyy...ugh! I hate this song!"
    "I wonder what that girl is writing."
    "Draw a pretty floooooowwer."
    "I haven't writen B in a while..B!"
    "What if I fail..and have to drop out...and get no job...and live ont he street...AND BE FOREVER ALONE!!"
    "Oh, time up!"

  9. skylarlovestrains skylarlovestrains
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    February 5, 2013 12:21am UTC
    Love is like farts...
    If you force it, it's probably poop.

  10. skylarlovestrains skylarlovestrains
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    February 4, 2013 11:22pm UTC
    The only thing worse than Monday?
    Well, there is NOTHING worse than Monday.

  11. skylarlovestrains skylarlovestrains
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    February 4, 2013 11:19pm UTC
    It's 30 degrees outside...and you're wearing booty shorts?
    Get hypothermia.

  12. skylarlovestrains skylarlovestrains
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    February 4, 2013 11:16pm UTC
    A pretty girl is nothing with an ugly heart.

  13. skylarlovestrains skylarlovestrains
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    February 4, 2013 11:14pm UTC
    When I drop my phone, it's like a dropped a newborn baby.

  14. skylarlovestrains skylarlovestrains
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    February 4, 2013 11:11pm UTC
    Homecoming with the best boyfriend EVER!
    Oh wait..what boyfriend?

  15. skylarlovestrains skylarlovestrains
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    February 4, 2013 11:09pm UTC
    I can already smell the roses I'm not goint to get on Valentines Day.

  16. skylarlovestrains skylarlovestrains
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    February 4, 2013 5:28pm UTC
    Drake: "Are you calling me a liar?"
    Josh: "I'm not calling you a truther!"

  17. skylarlovestrains skylarlovestrains
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    January 29, 2013 1:05pm UTC
    As for me, to love you alone, to make you happy, to do nothing which would contradict your wishes, this is my destiny and the meaning of my life.

:)

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