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  1. gingerfox3 gingerfox3
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2013 6:24pm UTC
    Look at meow
    look at meow
    i'm getting pa-purrr
    -not my format-

  2. sayXwhat sayXwhat
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2013 6:46pm UTC
    Perks of not having a thigh gap: when food drops on your lap, you can catch it

  3. xobaybabyox14 xobaybabyox14
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2013 6:55pm UTC
    *When I'm in the shower*
    Dad: Hurry up in there!
    Me: No!
    Dad: I was in before you and I'm already done!
    Me: Yeah, well you're not a girl!
    Dad: That doesn't make a difference!
    Me: Do you have to shave your legs?
    Dad:
    Me: That's what I thought.

  4. tacosliketoparty tacosliketoparty
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2013 5:03am UTC
    Me: Mum, we're out of crackers.
    Mum: I guess you could say we are Crackalacking.

  5. thatgirlnobodysees thatgirlnobodysees
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2013 12:02am UTC
    Nobody can see me not eating. I swear I can get away with anything.

  6. KT_143 KT_143
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 7:02pm UTC
    There is no sexy way to run
    with a backpack... it's more of
    a weird gallope that causes
    the bag to furiously hump
    your back and butt.

  7. WhenAllElseFails WhenAllElseFails
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 10:18pm UTC
    Tacky love post: When boys have a contagious laigh <3
    Reality:
    Boy: HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

  8. Raynniee Raynniee
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 9:50pm UTC
    I can only,
    please one person per day,
    today is not your day and tomorrow doesn't look good either.

  9. EjSweet2 EjSweet2
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2013 11:27am UTC
    Sister: *cough*
    Me: Shut up!
    Dog: *hiccup*
    Me: Oh! My poor baby, are you okay?

  10. TheOppositeOfYourDreams TheOppositeOfYourDreams
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 3:14pm UTC
    The Process of studying.
    Step 1; Attempt to study
    Step 2; Distract yourself for 3 hours
    Step 3; Stare at paper for 5 minutes
    Step 4; Sob.

  11. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2013 1:09am UTC
    the best things in life according to me:
    - long tight hugs from people who smell good
    - writing with a really nice new pen
    - wearing big old shirts and jumpers
    - other peoples' birthdays
    - the look on little kids faces when they find money on the ground
    - holding the door open for old people
    - when small animals fall asleep on you
    - forehead kisses when you're tired
    - iced coffees with whipped cream on top
    - laughing at your own jokes
    - 3am heart-to-hearts
    - when teachers tell you that you're doing well
    - getting into a bed with freshly washed sheets on it
    - babies laughing
    - playing with/styling other peoples' hair
    - finding a song that describes your life
    - waking up on a saturday morning and going back to sleep

  12. ShortGirlsDoItBetter ShortGirlsDoItBetter
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 5:41pm UTC
    What kind of relationships do horses have?
    A stable one ;)

  13. ToriRox16 ToriRox16
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 7:28pm UTC
    How do the
    little people in
    Temple Run never
    get tired of
    running?
    Like seriously, I get winded after going up a flight of stairs.

  14. KT_143 KT_143
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 5:42pm UTC
    Criminal: Hands in the air!
    Banker: *Raises his hands*
    Criminal: Now wave them around like you just don't care!
    Banker: *Waves his hands*
    Criminal: You cared a little bit!
    Banker: NO, I SWEAR I DIDN'T CARE!
    Criminal: LIES!!


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  16. ShortGirlsDoItBetter ShortGirlsDoItBetter
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 5:33pm UTC
    Dude are you ready to party?!?!!
    Uhmm whos this?
    Oh sorry wrong number. Bye
    ...but I want to party.

  17. Soccerfata Soccerfata
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 6:59pm UTC
    Teacher: And therefore, $perm cells are made up of glucose.
    Student: So you're saying that $perm has sugar in it?
    Teacher: Technically.
    Student: But it doesn't even taste li-
    Teacher: What
    Student: What

  18. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 1:37pm UTC
    i'm on a new diet called
    "i have $10 til monday."

  19. oursong oursong
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 2:26pm UTC
    Friend: What would you do if you wokr up and were really hot?
    Me: I dunno, I'd probably open a window or someothing.

  20. lovecrazy lovecrazy
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 1:19pm UTC
    School;
    Making you realize that prostitution isn't such a bad idea.

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