xobaybabyox14 posted a quote
March 13, 2013 6:55pm UTC
*When I'm in the shower* Dad: Hurry up in there! Me: No! Dad: I was in before you and I'm already done! Me: Yeah, well you're not a girl! Dad: That doesn't make a difference! Me: Do you have to shave your legs? Dad: Me: That's what I thought.
the best things in life according to me: - long tight hugs from people who smell good - writing with a really nice new pen - wearing big old shirts and jumpers - other peoples' birthdays - the look on little kids faces when they find money on the ground - holding the door open for old people - when small animals fall asleep on you - forehead kisses when you're tired - iced coffees with whipped cream on top - laughing at your own jokes - 3am heart-to-hearts - when teachers tell you that you're doing well - getting into a bed with freshly washed sheets on it - babies laughing - playing with/styling other peoples' hair - finding a song that describes your life - waking up on a saturday morning and going back to sleep
KT_143 posted a quote
February 28, 2013 5:42pm UTC
Criminal: Hands in the air! Banker: *Raises his hands* Criminal: Now wave them around like you just don't care! Banker: *Waves his hands* Criminal: You cared a little bit! Banker: NO, I SWEAR I DIDN'T CARE! Criminal: LIES!!
Soccerfata posted a quote
February 10, 2013 6:59pm UTC
Teacher: And therefore, $perm cells are made up of glucose. Student: So you're saying that $perm has sugar in it? Teacher: Technically. Student: But it doesn't even taste li- Teacher: What Student: What