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skylarlovestrains

1. skylarlovestrains
   posted a quote
   April 25, 2013 6:10pm UTC
   My ex girlfriend had a tattoo of a sea shell on her thigh, and i swear if you put your ear up to it, you could smell the ocean.
   
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2. skylarlovestrains
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   April 17, 2013 12:28pm UTC
   Trying to understand your stupidity is like trying to smell the number 8.
   
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3. skylarlovestrains
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   March 28, 2013 3:55pm UTC
   Someone posted:
   Why do we need school?
   Music: We have Youtube
   Sport: There's a Wii
   Spanish: There's Dora
   English: Everything shortened anyways (idk,dm,brb)
   Math: Thats why we have calculators
   Geography: I'll buy a globe
   History: There all dead anyways.
   I replied: Remember, I don't like pickles on my cheese burger.
   
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4. skylarlovestrains
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   March 13, 2013 3:08pm UTC
   Sometimes when I'm bored, I like to roll up like ball on the kitchen floor and pretend I'm a crumb.
   
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5. skylarlovestrains
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   March 13, 2013 12:10pm UTC
   One thing a pedofile may say:
   On a scale of 1-10 how old are you?
   
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6. skylarlovestrains
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   March 7, 2013 4:11pm UTC
   One of my favorite quotes:
   "This song is copyrighted is U.S. under Seal of Copyright #154085, for a period of 28 years, and anybody caught singin' it without our permission will be mighty good friends of ours, 'cause we doing' give a darn. Publish it. Write it. Sing it. Yodel it. We wrote it, that's all we wanted to do."
   -Woody Guthrie
   This is what music is about.
   
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7. skylarlovestrains
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   March 7, 2013 12:26am UTC
   Next time someone wants to fight:
   Me:"Okay, fine. We'll fight in a minute."
   Me:" I've got to stretch first."
   *doing squats- arms extended
   Me:"I suggests you do these too. You don't want to tear a muscle."
   Me:" ARM CIRCLES; 20 SECONDS."
   
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8. skylarlovestrains
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   March 3, 2013 9:54pm UTC
   Crying over a boy?
   Nah, pick your head up princess,
   your tiara is falling. <3
   
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9. skylarlovestrains
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   March 1, 2013 12:20pm UTC
   Roses are red
   My name is Dave
   This poem makes to sense
   Microwave <3
   
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10. skylarlovestrains
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    February 25, 2013 5:15pm UTC
    If you forget someone's name, ask, "hey what's your name?" They'll reply, and they may be somewhat hurt. Then say, "no your last name!" They will be relieved and you just got their first and last name!
    
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11. skylarlovestrains
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    February 23, 2013 6:38pm UTC
    *preppy girl at mall with TONS of makeup on and the size of a twig.*
    "GIrls, I think I weigh too much bleh bleh bleh."
    This goes on for like 10 minutes so I finally say
    "Maybe, if you took off all the makeup you'd loose a good 20-30 pounds."
    It may have been rude..but it was true.
    
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12. skylarlovestrains
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    February 22, 2013 10:42pm UTC
    Am I the only one who has that one friend who claims to eat ALL THE TIME, but when they come over they only have a saltine cracker and a glass of water?
    
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13. skylarlovestrains
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    February 20, 2013 8:51pm UTC
    *dog barking every minute at everything*
    Me: You are the worst watch dog ever....thinking everything is an emergancy.
    
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14. skylarlovestrains
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    February 19, 2013 11:17pm UTC
    Who needs a relationship when you have food?
    Now, excuse me while I cuddle, watch the Notebook and make-out with..my doritos.
    
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15. skylarlovestrains
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    February 19, 2013 4:12pm UTC
    other teens: "Oh sweet! My parents are gone for a whole week. Time to invite friends over and have a huge party!
    me: "Oh sweet! My parents are gone for a while week. Time to stay on the internet until 6 a.m. without being scared that my mother will wake up and yell at me.
    
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16. skylarlovestrains
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    February 19, 2013 4:09pm UTC
    I don't understand how people have the guts to approach their crush...
    I can't even get the guts to ask for extra sauce at McDonalds.
    
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17. skylarlovestrains
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    February 19, 2013 4:07pm UTC
    Me: Eva, sometimes you aren't the smartest.
    Eva: Well, just know this: If I EVER become a vegetable, I want to be an apple.
    Me: I just...what...
    Eva: And, I also have 500 IQ cells.
    This is the friend you need to make your parents realize their kid isn't half bad.
    
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18. skylarlovestrains
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    February 18, 2013 11:20pm UTC
    In the year 1895 there were a total of only two cars in the entire state of Ohio. Those two cars ended up crashing into each other.
    
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19. skylarlovestrains
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    February 18, 2013 11:18pm UTC
    All the SAW movies put together are 666 minutes in length.
    
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20. skylarlovestrains
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    February 18, 2013 11:16pm UTC
    Mephobia is the fear that you'll become so awesome that the human race can't take it and everyone dies.
    Prepare to be destroyed.
    
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