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3. annaelizabeth005
   posted a quote
   April 28, 2012 7:53pm UTC
   I wonder if I have met my husband yet...(:
   Come out come out where-ever you aree(;
   
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4. chakalakalaka34
   posted a quote
   April 28, 2012 4:20pm UTC
   Google
   Perfection
   Search About 1 result (0.27 seconds)
   Did you mean: Niall Horan
   credit to PaperLung
   
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5. mayday
   posted a quote
   April 28, 2012 4:04pm UTC
   I need someone who is prepared for
   - a million questions
   - uncontrollable laughter
   - my family
   - my appetite
   - musical outbursts.
   - random dancing
   - my friends
   - sad, happy tears
   - deep talks
   - my imagination
   - my dreams
   - walks in the rain
   - random texts
   - useless arguments
   And acceptance of the real me.
   
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6. __OneDirectionerForever__
   posted a quote
   April 28, 2012 4:50pm UTC
   click to see this quote
   
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7. lashaay
   posted a quote
   April 28, 2012 4:02pm UTC
   Guy I don't like: hey beautiful(:
   Guy I do like: can i copy your homework?
   
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8. 伤*
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   April 25, 2012 2:55pm UTC
   " Zayn once hugged Harry & told him he was Beautiful,
   Louis removed his shoes
   Hit Zayn with it and said "HAROLD IS MINE!"
   ♥
   format credit to OneDirection
   
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9. candygirl123
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   April 24, 2012 6:29pm UTC
   Relatable #1
   that risky naked trip from
   the bathroom to your
   bedroom.
   
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10. ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 2:57pm UTC
    I live in constant fear
    Of accidentally mentioning something
    I only know about someone
    Because I've stalked them online.
    
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11. NiallHOranFacts_01
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 4:31pm UTC
    NiallHoranFact#53.
    When he was 12, he asked his Mom to date him because all of his friends had girlfriends except for him.
    
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12. secretaccount
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 5:05pm UTC
    have you ever been alone in a crowded room?
    
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13. Armydaughter
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 8:40am UTC
    That line of swear words
    that goes through your head
    when you stub your toe
    
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14. Melrose*
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    April 26, 2012 3:11pm UTC
    Him: I really like your name.(:
    Me:lol why?
    Him: it sounds good with my last name.(:
    
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15. morgann8888
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    April 21, 2012 9:35pm UTC
    If Jenna Marbles made a movie ... it would be epic.
    Yes, im talking about you best_friendz2 (;
    
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16. iwishiwasbeautiful
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2012 7:26pm UTC
    Mom, if I can't take off my skinny jeans, neither can the rapist.
    
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17. ImmaBelieber67
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 4:30pm UTC
    Did you know? #380
    SSAnts never sleep.
    
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18. BPisAFail
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2012 6:32pm UTC
    texting someone while you're half asleep
    And reading the text in the morning and realizing you made no sense.
    ♥♥♥
    nmq
    
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19. adrianaxo104
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    April 27, 2012 10:58am UTC
    Fave if your name has an 'a' in it
    Format by twilightgirl995
    
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20. randi*
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2012 9:05pm UTC
    credittoforgeter
    95% of people
    Text things they could never say in person.
    
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