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imitable
posted a quote
November 30, 2012 5:54pm UTC

don't argue with a 90 degree angle
it's always right.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
November 29, 2012 4:19pm UTC

I want a late night
adventure.
I want someone to call me up and say,
“I’m outside. Let’s go do something!”
I want to go out late at night in my pj’s
and my hair all tied up.
Maybe drive around.
Go to a park and just swing on the swings.
Maybe sit in the grass and watch the stars
or maybe go to a 24 hour food place and pig out.
I just want a late night adventure with people I like to be around.
No drama.
Nothing but good vibes and good company...

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
November 29, 2012 4:33pm UTC

I promise.
When I surely do meet you,
we will be taking lots of pictures.
You will be getting lots of hugs and kisses.
I will be holding on to you every chance I can.
I will throw so much smiles at you because
you’re mine.
I’ll make you feel special.
I promise...

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zer0*
posted a quote
August 29, 2012 2:30pm UTC

It's sad when
someone can walk right by you,
and pretend like you were never
a big part of their life.

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Raining_Sunshine
posted a quote
August 29, 2012 3:28pm UTC

Who knew Steve was a comedian?
This quote is supposed to get
991 faves and 500 comments,
which is the funniest thing I've
heard all year.

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annalove26
posted a quote
August 29, 2012 6:13pm UTC

Teacher: Have you done your homework?
Student: Have you graded my test?
Teacher: No, i have other students' papers to grade.
Student: And I have other teachers' homework to do.
OWNED

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xxchloexxneon
posted a quote
August 29, 2012 8:25pm UTC

News in America: cannibal eats man's face
News in America: man throws his own intestines at police
News in Canada: body parts mailed to government
News in America: woman kills and eats 3 week old son
News in Britain: our butterfly population is still declining

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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lovecrazy
posted a quote
August 29, 2012 5:22pm UTC

Me: Witty, I love you!
Witty: I don't think you do. I think we should take a break.
Me: Why?! What did I do?!
Witty: I saw you with your ex. Don't pretend that you didn't do it!
Me: Baby, no! What Facebook and I had was a long time ago, I love you!
Witty: Oh really? What about that new website?! Yeah, that's right.
Me: You mean Twitter?! No! That was a one time thing, I promise!
Witty: Well, I also saw that you've been sending pictures to who ever this Instagram is..
Me:
Witty:
Facebook:
Twitter:
Instagram:
Me:
Witty: Exactly, it's over!
Me: No baby, I'll die without you!

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RemainsOfTheB
posted a quote
August 29, 2012 4:43pm UTC

Class: *awkward silence for 5 minutes*
Bell: *rings*
Everyone: *runs to the door*
Teacher: THE BELL DOESN'T DISSMISS YOU . I DO .
Everyone: *sits back down slowy*
Teacher: Now remember to do your homework . Your dismissed .
Class: -.-
... Just my school ?

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
August 29, 2012 4:45pm UTC

Just one kiss
from you could make my life.

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_Invisible_Love
posted a quote
August 30, 2012 1:10pm UTC

When I'm Home Alone...
Me: Hmm.. Im hungry.
Me: WHERES THE FOOD?! GIMME THE FOOD!!
Me: *Shoves food into face*
Pets: ...
Me: ...
Me: What??
Pets: ...
Me: I need to eat less. I'm so fat.
Me: *Starts doing crunches*
Me: That should do the trick
Me: Im still hungry.
Me: *Eats a quart of icecream*
Me: Im borrrrrrrrrrrrrrreedddddddddddddddd
Me: YOUR INSECURE, DONT KNOW WHAT FOR, YOUR TURNING HEADS WHEN YOU WALK THROUGH THE DOOR-OR-OR!
Me: ...
Dog: ...
Fish: ... Blub Blub Blub
Potato: ...
Me: I GOTTA PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Me: Sh/t. Moms home.

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伤*
posted a quote
August 30, 2012 6:27am UTC

One direction new album is called
"take me home" and the first
singl is live while we're young
♥
format credit to OneDirection

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IamBritishBoy
posted a quote
August 30, 2012 10:15am UTC

Whenever Im In An Arguement
>>> I say some stupid comback <<<
And Spend The Next Month
>>> making a better one in the shower <<<

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jimmy365
posted a quote
August 15, 2012 1:26pm UTC

In Flo-Rida’s song “Low” he states that Shawty
is wearing the apple bottom jeans, the boots with
the fur AND the Reeboks with the straps,
what is she some kind of four legged morph woman?
In all honesty I’m not surprised the whole club is looking at her

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