Witty Profiles

menu
sign in or join

skyewonderland

  1. ๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ * ๑°`°º¤ø тнe_ιмpoѕѕιвle_gιrl_wнo_waιтed ø¤º°`°๑ *
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2013 10:30am UTC
    me: oh God, I look horrible. I'm such a potato
    friend: no, you're not just a potato
    me:
    friend: you are one damn fine french fry

  2. AngelwithaSecret* AngelwithaSecret*
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2013 10:25am UTC
    Crush Problems #1
    When you look at them you get butterflies in your stomach
    and your mind goes blank.
    fav if you want me to continue.
    mq

  3. therecklessandthebrave therecklessandthebrave
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2013 11:08am UTC
    The weight of every whisper,
    it seems too much to bear.
    This war inside my head's taking its toll.

  4. therecklessandthebrave therecklessandthebrave
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2013 11:11am UTC
    Meaningless is everything I once had.
    My hopes are dashed and I'm alone.
    How am I always the last to know?


  5. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  6. CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath CloudyWithAChanceOfDeath
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2013 10:16am UTC
    Okay forget about the lame corny story about me and Derek. I realized that I really don't want to write it . sorry.
    So this is what happened.
    A few days ago I found out I'm in remission.
    It was honestly the greatest moment of my life.
    I was crying and Derek was hugging me so hard it almost hurt.
    He ran down the hallway pushing me in a wheelchair (that wasn't mine) screaming
    "SHE'S FREE!"
    and I was laughing and smiling and I was happy.
    We got yelled at by five different nurses
    and we were trying so hard not to laugh.
    Then they left, and my mom went to the bathroom,
    and it was just me and Derek.
    And I was just so happy and energetic, I thought,
    "F.uck it"
    and walked over to him and kissed him, and he kissed back.
    So, I can't really call him my brother anymore.

  7. paigexoxo paigexoxo
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 6:29pm UTC
    Shes a loner. Shes alone in this world. Fight for her life. She dont wanna die but things have got so tough. She can't even face the day. She sleeps the day away. She got no friends no life shes just down and depressed. Don't even ask her about her Parents they ignore her they don't care what shes going through. When she goes to school shes bullied so much. She can't stand this life. All that she wants to be she can't see in herself and it kills her. She ain't skinny and as pretty as the girls in her class. Shes got beaten up after school walking the streets. How much longer can she deal with this pettyness?

  8. Cats_Are_My_Only_Friends* Cats_Are_My_Only_Friends*
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2013 11:35pm UTC
    Shes all over there having se'x and I just lost my last baby tooth!!!

  9. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2013 2:10pm UTC
    Sometimes people question why I post some of the things I post.
    Let me clear this up for you.
    There are few people on this site who care about me and what I do and want to know if I could potentially hurt myself in anyway. It's not for attention. If it were for attention, I would write it in bold and big font size. I write them on usally the smallest font size and I usually change the color to a light color. Those posts are just to let them know what I'm doing or what i'm planning to do that could hurt me so that they're just informed. If they want to comment and help, that's fine. I'm not asking for it. So if you're going to comment on a quote thats similar to that saying "i dont get why you would post something like this it just makes you scream for attention" just know that i'll either delete the quote, delete yout comment, or just tell you what i'm telling you now. It's. Not. For. Attention. If you don't like to see quote like that, or any quotes from me, you know you can block me, right? Just know that my Witty is like my diary, in a way. It's basically my head and every thought that goes through it. so I write what I want to write and what I think I should write. So yeah. Thanks.

  10. MoonAngel MoonAngel
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 1:25pm UTC
    “You can have all the money in the world... but theres one thing you'll never have... a dinosaur.”
    -Homer simpson

  11. Alexisiscool Alexisiscool
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 1:42pm UTC
    Hey, ive edited my Profile so its shorter! Check it out, do you guys like it?

  12. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 2:05pm UTC
    When i joined witty: whoa, how do you make them awesome fonts
    me now: whoa, how do you make them awesome fonts

  13. Elementpurple13* Elementpurple13*
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2013 11:51am UTC
    FRIEND: I love it when my boyfriend holds my hand!!!!
    ME: I love it when my TOAST pops up!!!!!!!!!

  14. beedabrave2341 beedabrave2341
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2013 9:10pm UTC
    How many favorites for....
    BUBBLE WRAP?(:

  15. abbiemarie* abbiemarie*
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2013 10:07pm UTC
    Just because I screw up, doesn't mean I don't love you...

  16. _Jannette _Jannette
    posted a quote
    October 11, 2013 1:33pm UTC
    Ohana means family. Family means having your life choices questioned and your flaws pointed out to you.
    format cred. : _Jannette
    don't remove.


  17. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.


  18. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

  19. heyitskate24 heyitskate24
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2013 7:22pm UTC
    Its actaully a little sad how people on witty, who you have never met before are nicer that people that i have known for like 9 years


  20. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
    This quote does not exist.

:)

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2024 Witty Profiles