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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 1:28pm UTC
    Yelling ''STAY!''
    at a non-living object that keeps falling over
    as if it's going to listen to you.

  3. SweetMinnie SweetMinnie
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 1:29pm UTC
    Flipping the page loudly just so
    people know your ahead ;)

  4. abbfab99 abbfab99
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 1:33pm UTC
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  5. CarterInDaHouse CarterInDaHouse
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 1:35pm UTC
    Fave this and Ill give you an honest rating 1-10

  6. meheak12 meheak12
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 5:21pm UTC
    We have . . .
    Smart buildings, Smart phones, and Smart cars. Too bad we don't have Smart people.

  7. Sweden* Sweden*
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 5:37pm UTC
    CONFESSION 1)
    When i was five i had to eat cabbage rolls and sometimes i will barf them out for my doggy and then my doggy got sick and i was being questioned and i thought i was going to jail and i told the truth and they said that was fast and i told them i thought i was gonna go to jail ‘-‘

  8. isitonlyme isitonlyme
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 5:09pm UTC
    If you're feeling sad..Listen to The Fighter By Gym Class Heroes
    If you've just been dumped..Listen to Blow Me One Last Kiss By P!NK
    If you're pumped for a party..Listen to Good Time By: Owl City ft. Carly Rae Jepsen
    If you're dealing with a passing..Listen to Miss You By Miley Cyrus
    If you're crushing on someone...Listen to Lightning By Alex Goot
    If you're tired..Listen to Lazy Song By Bruno Mars
    If you' want revenge..Listen to Better Than Revenge By Taylor Swift
    If you're trying to get over a crush.. Listen to Bad For Me By Meg and Liz
    If you want your ex back..Listen to Want U Back By Cher Lloyd
    If you can't get to sleep at night..Listen to Wide Awake By Katy Perry
    If you feel bad about you/your body...Listen to What Makes You Beautiful By One Direction
    If you think you need some personal space..Listen to Too Close By Alex Clare
    If you need a boost of self-confidence..Listen to Titanium By David Guetta ft. Sia
    If you're reading The Hunger Games..Listen to Girl On Fire By Alicia Keys
    If you're breaking up with someone.. Listen to Give Your Heart a Break By Demi Lovato
    If you can't get out of bed in the morning..Listen to Don't Wake Me Up By Chris Brown
    If you're crazy in love with someone..Listen to With Your Love By Cher Lloyd
    Music can solve anything.

  9. maddylove maddylove
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 11:35pm UTC
    One time when I was little I was trying to push my sister down the stairs so my mom yelled at me for pushing her and I said, "I wasn't pushing, I was scooting."
    Definition of swag.

  10. a_part_of_me a_part_of_me
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 10:44pm UTC
    Bad spellers of the world
    UNTIE!

  11. RyanZ923 RyanZ923
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2012 10:46pm UTC
    If You Cappitalize Every Word In A Sentence
    just don't talk to me ..

  12. yayrey yayrey
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 11:46am UTC
    Whenever you go to the doctors
    and the doctor asks you what's wrong
    you turn to your mom
    and she explains everything (:
    ♥ Fave if you do too ♥
    NMQ/NMF

  13. JustThatAwkwardTeenager JustThatAwkwardTeenager
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 9:25am UTC
    What's Wrong With Our Society:
    Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please. Oh, and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce.
    America: Well sure, why not?
    Britney Spears: i want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing.
    America: Whatever you want!
    Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later 'cause we were both drunk lolololololololololololololololol
    America: Okay, sounds like fun!
    Gay Couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together, and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
    America: WHAT THE F!CK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
    *Proud supporter of Gay marriage*


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  15. SpecialSomeone SpecialSomeone
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 10:49am UTC
    R.I.P;
    I know many of you wont care. but this is something that kills me.
    I'm putting my cat down because I'm almost 1000% sure she has cancer. She can't walk, or meow. it sucks to look at her and know that she is suffering. To look at my cat and think I can't go on without her. She's mine. She has always been. Knowing that she is gone will eat me alive. I just want to know my witty family is there for me. I need you all to be there for me.
    this quote was just a vent... also to see if anyone really cared...
    rest.in.peace.cuddles. <3
    ●●●●●●●●●●●●●●

  16. before_ifall before_ifall
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 8:00pm UTC
    before_ifall
    & Then Theres Those Days
    When you don't even feel like you anymore.


  17. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  18. anonymous3 anonymous3
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2012 10:50pm UTC
    ITS MY FOAM FINGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Who knows where this is from???

  19. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2012 2:40pm UTC
    Happy Birthday Spongebob♥
    You've been a part of my childhood for
    as long as I remember.
    26 years old and you still haven't
    gotten your drivers license ;)

  20. _Ethan_ _Ethan_
    posted a quote
    July 12, 2012 12:05pm UTC
    Gotta Lose Some Weight Guys! Or Atleast Turn It Into Muscle!
    Every Comment = 20 Push-Ups !
    Every Fave = 15 Sit-Ups !
    Every Follow = 1 Mile Run !
    Thanks For Your Help!

:)

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