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sksx9

1. sksx9
   posted a quote
   October 3, 2011 8:55pm UTC
   if you were happy before you knew someone,
   [you can be happy after they're gone]
   
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2. sksx9
   posted a quote
   July 7, 2011 5:46pm UTC
   A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk. He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well. Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night. One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two o'clock and no hired hand. Finally he returned a round two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him. She quietly called him over to her. "Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as she directed. "Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly. "Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots. "Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light. "Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor. Then she looked at him and said,
   "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired."
   
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3. sksx9
   posted a quote
   November 6, 2010 7:27pm UTC
   smiles&makeup
   { cover so much more than you would think }
   ollddd quotee
   
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4. sksx9
   posted a quote
   October 29, 2010 9:29pm UTC
   If you can't cry, try talking, if you can't talk, say nothing
   {[ but sometimes talking can bring on the tears ]}
   && {[(tears)]} say what you can't.
   
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5. sksx9
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   October 28, 2010 4:13pm UTC
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6. sksx9
   posted a quote
   October 27, 2010 7:40pm UTC
   luckforwhat
   is a fake. he claims his name is "nick spencer"
   when the guy in the pictures is a guy named "jake w."
   i can't believe no one caught him.. it's so obvious.
   and if all you stupid girls are gonna start defending him balhblahh do this:
   right click any of "his" photos, get the link
   http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs187.ash2/45041_149078431786894_100000542149581_372207_753281_n.jpg
   ( its from fb) and you can
   easily track it downnn by using this website : http://m00d.net/profile/
   SO PATHETIC!
   posing as a guy to get more favs and followers ?! hhhhmmmm..
   how could over 800 people fall for it?! deeengg. you guys must be new to witty..
   i mean, go ahead keep making your quotes that are so 'inspirational'
   *coughquotesfromlgmh.comcough*
   but don't pretend to be somebody else.. that's ILLEGAL!
   & he is also a pu$$y for not even responding to me & blocking me
   teheheeheheh kbai
   
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7. sksx9
   posted a quote
   July 12, 2010 4:23pm UTC
   You always say you hate to see me hurt,
   and you hate to see me cry.
   So all those times you hurt me,
   did you close your eyes ?
   [tumblr]
   
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8. sksx9
   posted a quote
   July 11, 2010 5:08pm UTC
   SPAIN WINS WORLD CUP!
   <33333333333
   
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9. sksx9
   posted a quote
   June 25, 2010 2:15pm UTC
   if history repeats itself..
   i'm so getting a dinosaur!
   ...................../ •_)
   ..... _.----._/../
   ...../........../../..
   ___/..(...|.(....|....
   /_____.-'|_|--|_|........
   
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10. sksx9
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2010 1:50pm UTC
    everyone-x-sees-x-me-x-for-x-who-x-i-x-appear-x-to-x-be
    xo but only a few know the real me xo
    YOU CAN ONLY SEE WHAT I CHOOSE TO SHOW
    [ but there's so much more you just don't know ]
    credit for editt.
    
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11. sksx9
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2010 4:27pm UTC
    Can you sniff while saying
    sniff at the same time?
    TRY IT. I BET YOU CAN'T! :P
    
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12. sksx9
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    June 18, 2010 7:13pm UTC
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13. sksx9
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2010 8:25pm UTC
    |||stop acting like you care
    b e c a u s e w h e n i n e e d e d y o u m o s t
    >you weren't there
    
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14. sksx9
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2010 8:03pm UTC
    she's strong
    because she knows what its like to be weak
    she keeps a guard up because she knows what its like to
    cry herself to sleep
    
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15. sksx9
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    April 1, 2010 2:50pm UTC
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16. sksx9
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    January 9, 2010 3:15pm UTC
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17. sksx9
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2010 3:14pm UTC
    if you really want to know about
    m-x-i-x-s-x-t-x-a-x-k-x-e-x-s
    you -x- should -x -ask -x- your
    -x-p-x-a-x-r-x-e-x-n-x-t-x-s-x-
    
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18. sksx9
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2010 3:11pm UTC
    i would ask how old you are
    but I know you can't count
    x___that high.
    
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19. sksx9
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2010 3:10pm UTC
    you must have been born on a highway.
    x cause that's where the most x
    x accidents happen x
    
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20. sksx9
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2010 3:06pm UTC
    I'm letting you know that you're birth certificate
    ◠◡◠◡◠◡ is an apology letter from the condom factory
    ❤, Mom.
    
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