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  1. skilletbiscuit skilletbiscuit
    posted a quote
    March 28, 2014 10:14pm UTC
    "I beat you to the punch"
    My math teacher says when she has hole punched our papers before us.

  2. skilletbiscuit skilletbiscuit
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2014 10:07pm UTC
    "If I asked you what you loved, the answer would most likely roll off your tongue
    You love to read, you love to write, you love tattoos, music, your family, your mom, your dad, your brother your daughter.
    But how long, do you think you could go on and on
    before you finally said
    I love myself."

  3. skilletbiscuit skilletbiscuit
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2014 6:16pm UTC
    WHen writing an oratorical about depression ;
    Girl in class: what's yours about?
    Me: Depression how bout you?
    Girl: Eating Disorders, did you research a lot?
    Me: Nah, I got about half my speech from little tumblr posts.
    Girl: What's tumblr?
    I can't even...

  4. skilletbiscuit skilletbiscuit
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2014 6:03pm UTC
    If you are going to write a sincere letter to a person, I suggest taking some time to make sure you haven't misspelled their name first.

  5. skilletbiscuit skilletbiscuit
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2014 7:28pm UTC
    Here we go. This is it.
    -we have known each other for about two years now
    -we have been friends for a little over a year
    -we have been best friends for three months now
    -we help each other out with everything
    -we always stand up for each other and back each other up
    -we sit next to each other in 6 classes
    and despite allll that I have a crush on him.
    I really like him more and more every day but I don't want it to get in the middle of out friendship so I think I need to tell him.
    So how should I tell my crush I like him?

  6. skilletbiscuit skilletbiscuit
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2014 9:33am UTC
    The only reason
    kids are always happy
    is because
    they don't have
    a folder in the mind
    labeled ;
    Everything That Could Go Wrong.

  7. skilletbiscuit skilletbiscuit
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2014 7:03pm UTC
    So today in LA we were practicing our oratoricals.
    My crush was saying his out loud while waking around.
    Me: Hey Matthew can I hear yours?
    Him: Sure
    him: ...Uhh emm should I
    Me: haha yeah I ain't gonna make you if you don't want to.
    Him: I don't want to ruin it for tomorrow
    Me: ok i understand.
    Him: no you don't. I'm scared I'm going to screw up presenting it to you.

  8. skilletbiscuit skilletbiscuit
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2014 6:58pm UTC
    We a little shooting hand game at school.
    So today me and this one girl were playing the game when my teacher told everyone to go to there seats.
    I was about to go so I just yelled "PEW PEW" at her and my crush after going to his desk yelled "PEW PEW" pointing his little hand guns at me.
    I started laughing and he just threw me the longest most adorable smirk ever.

  9. skilletbiscuit skilletbiscuit
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2014 2:52pm UTC
    Confession 1:
    I honestly do now know how to flirt at all.
    I usually end up flirting with all the guys at
    school everyday, but I really do not know how.

  10. skilletbiscuit skilletbiscuit
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2014 4:26pm UTC
    "As a teenager I was so insecure.
    I was the type of guy that never
    fit in because he never dared
    to choose. I was convinced
    I had absolutely no talent at all.
    For nothing. And that thought took
    away all my ambition too."
    ~Johnny Depp~

  11. skilletbiscuit skilletbiscuit
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2014 1:21pm UTC
    Ok. So over the past few weeks I've gotten to know Shadowknight on Witty.
    The dudes a survivor. He's the best friend anyone could ever wish for.
    He gives you a reason to wake up in morning.
    He always know what to say & when to say it.
    I first met him on this site only a few weeks ago but I feel like I've known him forever.
    I can't remember when I didn't know him, & frankly I don't want to.
    Whenever I'm feeling down or something bad is going on at school, at home whatever it may be
    he's always there for me. He will help you, give you some advice & if anything make you smile.
    SO HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHRISTIAN!!!!!!!! YOU DESERVE THE BEST DAY YOU CAN GET!!!!!!! ((& I hope this helped))
    ~~~Somewhere near the city of Atlanta~~~

  12. skilletbiscuit skilletbiscuit
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2014 5:51pm UTC
    We live in a free country
    with so many rules,
    restrictions,
    guidlines, and laws
    that we are not free.

  13. skilletbiscuit skilletbiscuit
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2014 9:54am UTC
    When people use lol in real life.
    Girl in class: OMG I saw this pig yesterday, it looked like weird.
    Other girl: OMG lol!
    Me:.......
    Me: WELL LAUGH BÎTÇH!!!!!!

  14. skilletbiscuit skilletbiscuit
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2014 9:49am UTC
    I'm annoying for being emotional?!
    Oh like you've never had emotions before.

  15. skilletbiscuit skilletbiscuit
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2014 8:52am UTC
    A minute before a test : Ok I got this. I know all my information! (Repeats information in head over & over accurately)
    Handed test : How do you spell cat ?

  16. skilletbiscuit skilletbiscuit
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2014 12:11pm UTC
    You came into my life
    you broke me
    you left.

  17. skilletbiscuit skilletbiscuit
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2014 10:48am UTC
    You should never have a
    reason to be happy, because
    once that reason
    runs out, so does your happiness.

  18. skilletbiscuit skilletbiscuit
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2014 11:48pm UTC
    AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
    ODYSSEY OF THE MIND REGINALS TODAY!!!!!!!!!
    1ST PLACE AND GOING TO STATE!!!!!!!!!!!
    Any Witmers (wittians/omers) out there?

  19. skilletbiscuit skilletbiscuit
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2014 11:43pm UTC
    So yesterday we had a dance.
    For the slow dances, I was asked once to dance and asked 4 guys to dance
    I was the only one who know how to 2 Step, drop it low, and twerk (I didn't really tweak to much though).
    I was apparently the "best dancer" at the dance and was stared down by so many eyes I felt like I was in a crystal ball.
    First time in a while I 100% enjoyed myself n a while.

  20. skilletbiscuit skilletbiscuit
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2014 10:11pm UTC
    The worst thing you could ever do is use someone's flaws against them.

:)

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