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  1. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2013 2:16pm EDT
    can boys like stop having skinner legs than me

  2. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2013 2:18pm EDT
    Expectations:
    Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
    Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out?
    Reality:
    Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out?
    Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff

  3. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2013 2:31pm EDT
    "hello 911 i’d like to report a murder in th-"
    "haha, wow you’re a little snitch. hold on a sec. HEY DAVE, CHECK OUT THIS FCKIN SNITCH ON LINE THREE"

  4. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 4:59pm EDT
    When I was about 9, I went to this summer camp. That year, the camp
    decided to ban sugar. So, a girl who was about 13 or 14 got a bunch of candy and sugar based products and charged a dollar for it on the side of the playground (where the counselors couldn't see us) and she'd have a bunch of friends act as guards so no one could steal the candy and she was basically a drug dealer without the actual drugs. Long story short, the girl who sold the sugar is now an actual drug dealer

  5. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2013 5:43pm EDT
    The scariest thing about dating someone is that you will either break up with or end up marrying that person.

  6. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 7:40pm EDT
    If you don't think that RENT is the most tragic and emotional roller coaster of a musical, then you have been horribly misinformed.
    Horribly.

  7. lithium* lithium*
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    July 1, 2013 6:34pm EDT
    hoW DO PEOPLE SLEEP WITH A LIGHT ON I NEED MY ROOM TO BE DARKER THAN MY SOUL

  8. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2013 1:49pm EDT
    I don’t think enough people remember that Grease ends
    with Danny and Sandy getting into a car and flying away with zero explanation

  9. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2013 1:54pm EDT
    do flies even know everyone wants them to die

  10. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2013 3:38pm EDT
    BravoSierra's format
    Do you think ants get confused
    when they accidently get on a bus and wind up miles from their home?

  11. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2013 5:33pm EDT
    i'm sorry but you two can't get married.
    the bible said adam and eve not rachel and shawn. come back when you've legally changed your names

  12. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2013 5:16pm EDT
    started from the bottom and
    i've managed to get worse

  13. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2013 4:41pm EDT
    when i was a freshman, my teacher
    threatened to call my mother because i wasn't doing my work. let me remind you that i was the wicked quiet, shy girl as a freshman. and the first thing i think of and say to the teacher in front of the rest of the class was, "oh, tell her i said hi!" the teacher was dumbfounded and my classmates loved me for distracting him.

  14. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2013 4:59pm EDT
    I really want nice clothes but all I have
    is $9 and my virginity.

  15. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2013 5:26pm EDT
    keep your friends close, but the
    people who have a chance at becoming famous closer

  16. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 23, 2013 4:39pm EDT
    i was and still am that kid
    in class that when the teacher tries to insult me or embarrass me, i just throw something back twice as awkward and smart to prove them incorrectly.

  17. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 4:44pm EDT
    “I don’t watch TV”
    proudly says a person who spends 8 hours a day on the internet

  18. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 3:16pm EDT
    *Pushes door to walk out but it doesn't open*
    Stranger: You gotta pull.
    Me: Oh thanks. My next option was to lift from the bottom.

  19. Eli22b Eli22b
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2013 5:15pm EDT
    Just because someone supports gay rights,
    doesn't mean they're gay. I mean I support animal rights,
    do I look like an f.cking alpaca to you?

  20. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2013 6:38pm EDT
    "can you not" has been my mental response
    to literally everything that happens these days

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