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  1. Hari* Hari*
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 1:32pm UTC
    "Portia and I have
    been married for four years and they
    have been the happiest years of my life.
    I don't think we hurt anyone else's
    marriage. I asked all our neighbors
    and they say they're fine."
    -Ellen DeGeneres

  2. Hari* Hari*
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 1:28pm UTC
    you make me so
    nervous.
    -Never Gonna Leave This Bed, Maroon 5

  3. Hari* Hari*
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 1:23pm UTC
    here i am staring,
    AT YOUR PERFECTION.
    -Daylight, Maroon 5

  4. Hari* Hari*
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 1:19pm UTC
    I know I don't know you,
    but I want you so bad.
    -Secret, Maroon 5

  5. Hari* Hari*
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 12:11pm UTC
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    Adam Levine
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    Maybe we should make "straight marriage" illegal. It doesn't seem to have a very high success rate.
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  6. Hari* Hari*
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2013 4:12pm UTC
    I fell in l ove,
    but I don' t know how.
    & I'm in pain
    'cause I want it now.
    -Maroon 5, Story

  7. Hari* Hari*
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 6:43pm UTC
    Imagine this:
    One day, you walk into school to find your crush leaning against your locker, staring at you. You think there's a mistake and just stand there, waiting for him to leave. He doesn't leave. You feel bold and ask him what's up. He smiles super big, takes your hand, and kisses it. You guys are already late to class, so you just decide to cut. He drives you to your favorite ice cream place while describing his feelings to you. You guys get ice cream, and he puts a blob on your nose. He grabs a napkin and tells you to close your eyes, then tells you to open your mouth, too. You do so. Before you know what's going on, he shoves the napkin in your mouth, pulls out a random knife, and stabs you.

  8. Hari* Hari*
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 10:08am UTC
    Shoutout to the watertown citizen who left his house for just a minute (although he was instructed not to) and was the reason the police found dzhokar.

  9. Hari* Hari*
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2013 6:00pm UTC
    It's not always rainbows and butterflies,
    it's compromise that moves us along.
    -Maroon 5, She Will Be Loved

  10. Hari* Hari*
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2013 5:54pm UTC
    Everythings okay in the end.
    If it's not okay, it's not the end.

  11. Hari* Hari*
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2013 5:52pm UTC
    SHOOT FOR THE MOON.
    EVEN IF YOU
    MISS, YOU'LL
    LAND AMONG THE STARS.

  12. Hari* Hari*
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2013 5:49pm UTC
    If I get a little prettier,
    can I be your baby?

  13. Hari* Hari*
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2013 5:46pm UTC
    I'm sick of this society we live in, where the only answer is violence.
    I'm sick of all the news stories reporting killings.
    I'm sick of the wars and the bomb threats.
    I'm sick of people spitting hate in each other's faces.
    I'm sick of disputes like gay marriage tearing people apart.
    I'm sick of suicide and genocide and homocide.
    I'm sick of self-inflicted injury and intentionally inflicting pain on others.
    I'm sick of people wishing death upon each other.
    I'm sick of waking up every day realizing something horrible could happen, and I wouldn't be able to do anything about it.
    Why can't we all just be peaceful?

  14. Hari* Hari*
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2013 5:01pm UTC
    One day this all will change.
    Treat people the same, stop with the violence, down with the hate.

  15. Hari* Hari*
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2013 4:51pm UTC
    Sometimes I lay
    under the moon
    and thank God I'm breathing.

  16. Hari* Hari*
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2013 4:43pm UTC
    sometimes in my tears i drown
    but i never let it get me down.

  17. Hari* Hari*
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2013 5:01pm UTC
    i'm going to
    name my daughter casserole so then she'll get the nickname cass and people will be like "oh, cass is short for cassandra, right?" and she will have to explain to them her name is casserole
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5

  18. Hari* Hari*
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2013 3:24pm UTC
    How Normal People Run: Flawless steady-paced jog
    How I Run: Horizontally

  19. Hari* Hari*
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 5:48pm UTC
    My Cousin Failing To Upload A Gif While Skyping Me:
    Her: OH MY GOD
    Her: WILL YOU FREAKING LOAD
    Me:
    Her: KILL YOURSELF!
    Her: *punching computer screen* ADD THE GIF!!!
    Her: *grabs tissue*
    Me:
    Her: *shoves it against her face*
    Her: I WILL FREAKING...
    Her: KILL YOURSELF.
    Her: LOOKS LIKE FREAKING...
    Her: Oh my God. Load.
    Me:
    Her: I HATE YOU!!!
    Her: *groans*
    Me: You need anger management classes.
    Her: *throwing tissue at the computer screen* NO I DON'T!!!

  20. Hari* Hari*
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 10:26am UTC
    IT'S A BAD DAY,
    not a bad life.

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