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siriusly

1. siriusly
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   November 14, 2012 11:40pm UTC
   I'm u n r a v e l i n g at the seams.
   
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2. siriusly
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   November 8, 2012 9:32pm UTC
   A dementor: I don't want another pretty face, I don't want just anyone to hold, I don't want my love to go to waste, I just want you and your beautiful soul.
   
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3. siriusly
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   November 8, 2012 9:26pm UTC
   I'm too lazy to make a pretty format.
   
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4. siriusly
   posted a quote
   November 8, 2012 9:15pm UTC
   I remember when my eyes would automatically find you in the halls. When my stomach swooped at your touch.
   Now, you're just another stranger.
   
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5. siriusly
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   November 8, 2012 9:00pm UTC
   Just breathe, baby.
   
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6. siriusly
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   November 6, 2012 5:39pm UTC
   To start off, my school is not "stupid." In fact, it's in the top 20-30 schools in the United States, and the best in my state.
   Recently, we had a mock presidential election. The results?
   Out of roughly 700 students, the results were:
   First Place: Obama. Around 73% percent.
   Second: Libertarian Party. Around 12%
   Third: Green Party: 9%
   Fourth? Romney. 6%
   Just saying.
   
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7. siriusly
   posted a quote
   October 29, 2012 11:42pm UTC
   It's okay.
   I always do it without thanks. I'm used to being unappreciated.
   ...Though seriously, you should all be kneeling at my feet by now after all the sh/t I've done for you.
   
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8. siriusly
   posted a quote
   September 25, 2012 6:36pm UTC
   Hey, I just wanted to say...
   that I know I don't act like it, but I really like you.
   kthxbai
   
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9. siriusly
   posted a quote
   September 25, 2012 6:18pm UTC
   Me when there are no new messages on my phone: why does everyone hate me I just want to be loved #foreveralone
   Me when someone calls/texts me: gah what do you want stop bugging me
   mq/nmf
   
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10. siriusly
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2012 5:56pm UTC
    Harry Styles: “I’d like to take care of someone, but at the same time I like girls who are independent.”
    Me: That's great, because I'm independent but also want to be taken care of.
    Harry:
    Me:
    The rest of 1D:
    Darren Criss:
    The world:
    Me: BTW we're soulmates.
    
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11. siriusly
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2012 10:50pm UTC
    Am I the only one
    who wishes that she had the courage to tell him how she feels?
    
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12. siriusly
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2012 10:30pm UTC
    lolsotrue:#1379
    In class: I'll just do this at
    home.
    At home: I'll just do this in
    class.
    
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13. siriusly
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2012 7:30pm UTC
    One day,
    my friend was teasing me. I had been oblivious to something that had happened earlier, lost in thought while talking to a guy a friend of mine. After he left, she turned to me and went, "What, were you too busy staring into Miles's blue eyes?" Automatically, I blurted, "His eyes are green, not blue."
    Lol, that did not help my case.
    
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14. siriusly
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2012 7:13pm UTC
    Today,
    in Physics class,
    a girl's cell phone went off. Hearing it, her friend started to sing "LA LA LA LA LA" very loudly. Catching on, the whole class joined in on the singing.
    We were all yelled at for being disruptive, but the girl was able to turn her phone off without alerting the teacher.
    My school: No matter what, we'll cover for you if your phone goes off.
    
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15. siriusly
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2012 11:51pm UTC
    Me at a restaurant: I'd like a Coke, please.
    Waitress: Is Pepsi okay?
    Me: Is Monopoly money okay?
    nmq/nmf
    
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16. siriusly
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2012 8:30pm UTC
    When you get a top quote and your brain short circuits.
    
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17. siriusly
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    September 11, 2012 8:11pm UTC
    “Never underestimate a girl’s love for her favorite band. Never think even for a minute, that she won’t defend them to her death. Because it’s not just the music that makes that band her favorite. It’s the guys, the gals. It’s the fans. People whom of which she has interacted with thanks to the band. That band might of saved her life, or just made her smile everyday. That band has never broke her heart and has yet to leave her. No wonder she finds such joy in her music.” Alex Gaskarth
    nmq/mf
    
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18. siriusly
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 3:22pm UTC
    One Direction: I wanna stay up all night and find a girl and tell her she's the one
    Me: I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!
    
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19. siriusly
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2012 3:17pm UTC
    I don't know
    whether I actually have a chance with you
    or if I'm just in denial.
    mq/mf
    
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20. siriusly
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2012 6:16pm UTC
    Me After School: Jeez, I have a f/ck ton of homework.
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: Okay, I really need to do my work.
    Me:
    Me:...let me put on some music while I study.
    Me: 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL!
    Me: Ah, 1D.
    Me: ...Okay, focus.
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: Oh look, my Witty tab is still open.
    Me:...let me just check the top comments really quickly.
    Me: LOL
    Me: I feel your pain, girl.
    Me: *fave*
    Me: Ooh, I love that format!
    *15 minutes later*
    Me: I really SHOULD do my homework.
    Me:
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: Let me just me just make a quote about this first.
    mq/nmf
    
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