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singtothesteeringwheel

Status: Every Girl is Gorgeous

Member Since: 4 Jun 2013 05:50pm

Last Seen: 23 Jun 2013 06:56pm

Location: Narnia

Gender: F

user id: 362143

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Well hello there sexy people!
  1. singtothesteeringwheel singtothesteeringwheel
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 11:45pm UTC
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  2. singtothesteeringwheel singtothesteeringwheel
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    June 4, 2013 11:41pm UTC
    Horror movies don't scare me... 5 missed calls from my mom scare me.

  3. singtothesteeringwheel singtothesteeringwheel
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 11:39pm UTC
    If I ever have a daughter...
    - She will always know how gorgeous she is
    - There will be NO scales in the house
    - The words 'diet' and 'fat' will be like swear words
    - I never want her feeling like I do.

  4. singtothesteeringwheel singtothesteeringwheel
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 11:22pm UTC
    I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as me!

  5. singtothesteeringwheel singtothesteeringwheel
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 10:02pm UTC
    What if 11:11 wishes didn't come true because someone wished they wouldn't.

  6. singtothesteeringwheel singtothesteeringwheel
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 9:17pm UTC
    Putting your music on shuffle, then skipping till the song you want comes on.

  7. singtothesteeringwheel singtothesteeringwheel
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 9:10pm UTC
    !IMPORTANT NEWSFLASH!
    You don't have to be skinny to be
    BEAUTIFUL!

  8. singtothesteeringwheel singtothesteeringwheel
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 9:06pm UTC
    Sometimes I wonder if anyone actually has a crush on me...
    ...then I remember what I look like!

  9. singtothesteeringwheel singtothesteeringwheel
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 9:02pm UTC
    Scientific Fact: we see ourselves 5x more attractive than we are to others.
    ...
    Well I'm SCREWED!

  10. singtothesteeringwheel singtothesteeringwheel
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 8:57pm UTC
    Boys laugh at what they put girls through, but they won't be laughing when they wipe the tears off their daughters face for the same reason.

  11. singtothesteeringwheel singtothesteeringwheel
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 8:54pm UTC
    If someone could love me...
    ... That would be great.

  12. singtothesteeringwheel singtothesteeringwheel
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    June 4, 2013 8:52pm UTC
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  13. singtothesteeringwheel singtothesteeringwheel
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 8:46pm UTC
    There's only ONE thing TWO do, THREE words FOUR you,
    I love you.
    -The Plain White T's, 1,2,3,4

  14. singtothesteeringwheel singtothesteeringwheel
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 8:37pm UTC
    Me: What The Hell!
    Mom: What did you just say?!?
    Me: ... An Avril Lavigne song title!

  15. singtothesteeringwheel singtothesteeringwheel
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 8:34pm UTC
    Have you ever the beginning of a song, and couldn't remember the lyrics or the title, but when it comes on...
    you know ALL the words?

  16. singtothesteeringwheel singtothesteeringwheel
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 8:06pm UTC
    I'm not clumsy.
    It's just the floor hates me.
    The tables and chairs are bullies.
    And the walls get in the way!

  17. singtothesteeringwheel singtothesteeringwheel
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 7:56pm UTC
    Whenever I say 'Never Say Never' my friends freak out like 'OMJ Justin Beiber!!!' And I'm like... 'No, ever heard of The Fray?'

  18. singtothesteeringwheel singtothesteeringwheel
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 7:50pm UTC
    You're the type of boy I'd
    make a sandwich
    for.

  19. singtothesteeringwheel singtothesteeringwheel
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 7:46pm UTC
    Open up your plans and DAMN your free - Jason Mraz, I'm Yours
    ...
    Thank you captin obvious I AM free when I open my plans. :|

  20. singtothesteeringwheel singtothesteeringwheel
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 6:55pm UTC
    Stop waiting for Prince Charming.
    Get up and find him.
    The poor idiot may be stuck in a tree or something.

:)

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