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  1. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2011 7:27pm UTC
    on facebook: girl with her clothes on
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  2. AlNicholas AlNicholas
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2011 2:43pm UTC
    unless he treats you like a princess
    don't treat him like a prince


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  4. Nicole_Noel4 Nicole_Noel4
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2011 7:07pm UTC
    Its B-E-F-O-R-E. Not B4. We speak English, not Bingo.

  5. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2011 7:40pm UTC
    I want to hold your hand ♥

  6. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2011 1:29pm UTC
    right from
    ♥ THE START I KNEW
    I HAD TO MAKE YOU MINE.

  7. Cutecat0413 Cutecat0413
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2011 3:34pm UTC
    Ok, listen. I love you so much; you mean everything to me and I'm so afraid of losing you. I'm always thinking of you and every time I hear your name, I get butterflies.
    Um, what...?
    Sorry, my cat stepped on my keyboard

  8. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2011 3:29pm UTC
    Lord Voldemort's nose
    was longer than Kim Kardashian's marrriage </3

  9. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2011 4:18pm UTC
    That terrifying moment when
    you realize you're starting to get attached to someone.

  10. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2011 1:54am UTC
    we found Dove in a soapless place

  11. xjaimex3 xjaimex3
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2011 3:21pm UTC
    hey
    Error Code: 354627
    This Verizon user no longer gives a single f**k about you. Have a nice day.
    Wtf?
    Error Code: 354627
    This Verizon user requests you go f**k yourself. Have a nice day.

  12. tirah tirah
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 9:41pm UTC
    Everything is
    made in china except babies,
    there made in VaChina.

  13. xoxoFearlessxoxo xoxoFearlessxoxo
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2011 3:39pm UTC
    Only. 90's. Kids.
    Will remember the dancing lobsters from the Amanda show.♥
    Fave if you think I should do a series! of only 90's kids quotes!

  14. sleepingwithkellin sleepingwithkellin
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 10:01pm UTC
    It's not called "being whipped"
    It's called "respecting your girlfriend." ♥

  15. ItsAlyssaBitch ItsAlyssaBitch
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 9:43pm UTC
    Heres to the girls
    who don't always win.
    The girls who stay up all night listening to music that inspires them.
    The girls that laugh, smile, cry & think all on a daily basis.
    The girls who love, learn & regret.
    The girls who may never have it easy.
    The girls who learn the hard way to live & tell about it.
    The real girls.

  16. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 8:53pm UTC
    there was a difference between
    w h a t y o u s a i d & w h a t y o u d i d . [ x ] [ x ] [ x ] [ x ]

  17. an'* an'*
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 9:29pm UTC
    it may have been in
    bits and pieces, but i gave you the best of me. ♥

  18. xoalicecullenxo xoalicecullenxo
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 9:28pm UTC
    I Remember When
    you made me cry from laughing so hard; not from breaking my heart

  19. WordsFail_MusicSpeaks WordsFail_MusicSpeaks
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 11:19am UTC
    So no one told you life was gonna be this way, your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A. It's like you're always stuck in second gear when it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year, but I'll be there for you when the rain starts to pour I'll be there for you like I've been there before I'll be there for you cause you're there for me too you're still in bed at ten and work began at eight you've burned your breakfast so far things are going great your mother warned you there'd be days like these but she didn't tell you when the world has brought you down to your knees that I'll be there for you when the rain starts to pour I'll be there for you like I've been there before I'll be there for you cause you're there for me too no one could ever know me no one could ever see me seems you're the only one who knows what it's like to be me someone to face the day with, make it through all the rest with someone I'll always laugh with even at my worst, I'm best with you it's like you're always stuck in second gear when it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year I'll be there for you when the rain starts to pour I'll be there for you like I've been there before I'll be there for you cause you're there for me too I'll be there for you when the rain starts to pour I'll be there for you like I've been there before I'll be there for you cause you're there for me too. So no one told you life was gonna be this way, your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A. It's like you're always stuck in second gear when it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year, but I'll be there for you when the rain starts to pour I'll be there for you like I've been there before I'll be there for you cause you're there for me too you're still in bed at ten and work began at eight you've burned your breakfast so far things are going great your mother warned you there'd be days like these but she didn't tell you when the world has brought you down to your knees that I'll be there for you when the rain starts to pour I'll be there for you like I've been there before I'll be there for you cause you're there for me too no one could ever know me no one could ever see me seems you're the only one who knows what it's like to be me someone to face the day with, make it through all the rest with someone I'll always laugh with even at my worst, I'm best with you it's like you're always stuck in second gear when it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year I'll be there for you when the rain starts to pour I'll be there for you like I've been there before I'll be there for you cause you're there for me too I'll be there for you when the rain starts to pour I'll be there for you like I've been there before I'll be there for you cause you're there for me too. So no one told you life was gonna be this way, your job's a joke, you're broke, your love life's D.O.A. It's like you're always stuck in second gear when it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year, but I'll be there for you when the rain starts to pour I'll be there for you like I've been there before I'll be there for you cause you're there for me too you're still in bed at ten and work began at eight you've burned your breakfast so far things are going great your mother warned you there'd be days like these but she didn't tell you when the world has brought you down to your knees that I'll be there for you when the rain starts to pour I'll be there for you like I've been there before I'll be there for you cause you're there for me too no one could ever know me no one could ever see me seems you're the only one who knows what it's like to be me someone to face the day with, make it through all the rest with someone I'll always laugh with even at my worst, I'm best with you it's like you're always stuck in second gear when it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year I'll be there for you when the rain starts to pour I'll be there for you like I've been there before I'll be there for you cause you're there for me too I'll be there for you when the rain starts to pour I'll be there for you like I've been there before I'll be there for you cause you're there for me too
    I ' l l b e t h e r e f o r y o u

  20. thelastgummiebear thelastgummiebear
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 11:46am UTC
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