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1. simplysub
   posted a quote
   January 10, 2012 11:06pm UTC
   first thing you know, you guys are in LOVE <3
   and the next day he loves another,like your best friend
   so you sit there with a smile on your face cheering them on like its cool,
   but inside you wish he was yours again
   
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2. simplysub
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   January 9, 2012 11:41pm UTC
   so this is what heart break feels like.....
   
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3. simplysub
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   August 25, 2011 7:01am UTC
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4. simplysub
   posted a quote
   August 19, 2011 7:35pm UTC
   WITTY CRASH DRINKING GAME!
   1 sip- for pretty background
   2 sips- quote that says get over it
   2 sips- anything that talks about witty crashing
   2 sips- any quote that gives a date
   3 sips- for multiple of same quotes
   3 sips- says the name steve
   4 sips- for sips for any quote asking for <3s
   
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5. simplysub
   posted a quote
   August 17, 2011 2:39am UTC
   <3 TIS QOUTE EF U KIN SPEL
   
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6. simplysub
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   August 16, 2011 1:10am UTC
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7. simplysub
   posted a quote
   August 2, 2011 2:00am UTC
   you can TOTALLY tell im emo
   EXPECIALLY when i smile
   
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8. simplysub
   posted a quote
   July 26, 2011 1:51am UTC
   i dont usually suggest suicide,
   georgehoffman12
   but it may be a good idea
   http://www.wittyprofiles.com/author/georgehoffman12
   
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9. simplysub
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   July 17, 2011 10:24pm UTC
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10. simplysub
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2011 10:11pm UTC
    got the swagger
    of a cripple...
    
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11. simplysub
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2011 9:14pm UTC
    WHAT THE BUCK
    SHAYTARDS
    LUAN LEGACY
    PHILIP DEFRANCO
    SHANE DAWSON
    WEEZY WAITOR
    DAVEY WAVEY
    CHARLIE IS SO COOL
    SWOOZIE
    BLT
    MEEKA KITTY
    <3 if i said one of your favorite youtubers
    comment your favorite
    
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12. simplysub
    posted a quote
    July 13, 2011 7:44pm UTC
    that feeling you get when a famous youtuber comments back <3
    #bestsummerever
    
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13. simplysub
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2011 11:15am UTC
    person-how are you today?
    me- horrible..... : /
    person-oh
    --------------------------------------------
    me thinking-
    dont ask if you dont care ...false hope sucks trust me, i know
    
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14. simplysub
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2011 8:08pm UTC
    cut trees
    NOT
    your wrists
    
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15. simplysub
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2011 7:05am UTC
    dear mom,
    please stop doing "it" while im awake,
    its effing disgusting
    the walls are effing thin
    and your effing loud
    sincerely,
    your grossed out daughter thats thanking god she has headphones and a stereo XC
    
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16. simplysub
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2011 1:52am UTC
    BUTTER
    fav if u give ur crush codenames
    
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17. simplysub
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2011 10:21pm UTC
    witty, is like my diary of all the facebook statuses i could never post
    
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18. simplysub
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2011 11:57pm UTC
    teacher- is stupid written on my forehead!
    me- lol no its written on the ceiling
    SHE LOOKED UP
    need less to say it was worth the u in citizenship
    
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19. simplysub
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2011 6:57pm UTC
    HOW MANY EARS DOES SPOCK HAVE?
    highlight
    left ear
    one right ear
    and one final front-ear
    <3 if u get it :P
    
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20. simplysub
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2011 5:17pm UTC
    when im sad i listen to eminem because it reminds me it could be worse,
    i could have his life
    
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