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  1. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2013 3:16pm UTC
    I am literally my own best friend.
    I have inside jokes with myself, take myself out to starbucks and laugh really loud at how hilarious I am.

  2. kara008 kara008
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2012 11:56pm UTC
    when did creating a flawless facade
    than learning to love the person
    who lives inside your skin?

  3. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2012 1:48pm UTC
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  4. HakunaMatata_ HakunaMatata_
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 4:13pm UTC
    Welcome to High School
    pick two:
    good grades, enough sleep, a social life.

  5. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 2:22pm UTC
    10 reasons to smile
    1. it makes you attractive
    2. it changes your mood
    3. its contagious
    4. it relieves stress
    5. it boosts your immune system
    6. it lowers your blood pressure
    7. it releases endorphins
    8. it lifts the face & makes you look younger
    9. it makes you seem successful
    10. it helps you stay positive

  6. aquacrayonxo11 aquacrayonxo11
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2012 7:14pm UTC
    Beauty Tip #1
    Want whiter teeth?
    Step 1: Brush your teeth with regular toothpaste
    Step 2: Mash up 1 strawberry in a bowl
    Step 3: Add 1 tablespoon og Baking soda in the mixture
    Step 4: brush teeth with mixture w/ toothbrush
    Step 5: Leave on teeth for 2 minutes
    Step 6: Spit out all
    Step 7: Brush teeth wirh regular toothpaste and enjoy your white teeth
    It works, I tried it with my sister but warning! It taste bad DO NOT SWALLOW.

  7. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2012 2:19pm UTC
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  8. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 1:28am UTC
    this is 10% luck,
    20% skill
    15% concentrated power of will
    5% pleasure
    50% pain,
    and 100% reason to
    remember the name.

  9. RunawayRachel RunawayRachel
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 6:23am UTC
    Keep in mind,that everyone you meet, has lost something, loves something, & is afraid of something. »Don't judge someone without getting to know them.«

  10. elligrig13 elligrig13
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 3:19pm UTC
    I AM NOT A

  11. 0____0 0____0
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2012 3:19pm UTC
    How can I spell
    S_cess without "u"
    or bea_tif_l, or even _niq_e?
    I can't even have
    f_n or any good l_ck,
    without "u"
    It looks like I can't survive
    nm q

  12. LandonIsWitty LandonIsWitty
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 8:31pm UTC
    Dear girl reading this right now,
    I see that you have tan lines and imprefect skin. I understand that you want to be perfect, and you want 'him' to notice you. You don't see the beauty in your personality. You think you're boring. You've lost a friend before, and it made you feel a little bit worthless. You don't love your eyes, or your nose, or your weight. You don't always believe in yourself or your dreams. But you know what? I do. I believe in you! I love you the way you are, and i never want you to change for ANYONE. So if you ever feel worthless, come talk to me. I really will listen. I love you. Not the person you're pretending to be, but the actual you that's been hiding all this time. So maybe while you read this, you smiled. Just a little. And it wasn't fake at all. If i could make just one girl smile, then the makes everything worth it. Goodbye, darling. Stay beautiful.
    -Sincerely, Landon

  13. AustinH AustinH happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 8:02pm UTC
    People born in 1994-1999
    have lived in three decades,
    two centuries,
    and two millenniums.
    And they are not even 18 yet.

  14. Mednez Mednez
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2012 8:51am UTC
    Fear of trusting people due to past experiences with relationships gone wrong

  15. omgitsglish* omgitsglish*
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2012 9:26pm UTC
    I won't give up on us,
    Even if the skies get rough <3

  16. pigglywiggly pigglywiggly
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 9:54pm UTC
    I’m single. And I know why I’m single.
    I’m single because I’m different. I’m single because I’m weird.
    I’m single because I am one of the apples on the top of the tree, and it’s easier to take the dirty ones that lay on the floor.
    I’m single because if you want a sandwich, you stand up and make yourself the sandwich. I don’t remember filling up an aplication to be your f.ucking maid.
    I’m single because I don’t need your jacket, I brought my own.
    I’m single because no, thanks, but if I could eat all that food by myself, I can also pay for it.
    I’m single because I grew up with my parents loving each other and trying to kill each other at the same time. I’m single because I overthink. I’m single because I have my priorities very well settled.
    I’m single because I’m afraid of being happy. Rumor has it that that feeling never lasts. I’m single because I care more about sense of humor than looks.
    I’m single because I like it when people use good grammar.I’m single because people don’t use good grammar anymore.
    I’m single because I am not going to change to please somebody that won’t move mountains for me if he had to. I’m single because I push people away when they want to be the closest.
    I’m single because I’m not your average girl, and people are afraid to try something new. I’m single because I would rather be on a library for hours than in a club for 5 minutes.
    I’m single. And I know why I’m single.
    I’m single because I’m so damn complicated for anyone to love.
    But I won’t change a thing. Because I believe there is somebody out there that’s still single for these same reasons.
    And we may or may not meet sometime. And we could be weird together.And maybe we could fall in love. And we could find in each other everything we did not know we were looking for. And every morning we would look forward to another incredible adventure together.
    And we could say we are happy. Truly happy.
    And maybe, just maybe, that feeling will last forever.

  17. Gracie_says_hi Gracie_says_hi
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 1:45pm UTC
    JULY 5TH;
    Every Wittian,
    put a 'W' on your hand see how many Wittians are out there.
    Spread the word.

  18. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 4:33pm UTC
    Below is a list of all those who have a crush on me:
    format by jimmy365

  19. charlieisnotaunicorn charlieisnotaunicorn
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 1:50pm UTC
    Five websites I go to when I am upset:
    1) When I am disgruntled - http://www.gruntle.me/
    2) When I need a quiet place - http://www.thequietplaceproject.com/thequietplace?page=&lang=
    3) When I want everything to be okay - http://www.make-everything-ok.com/
    4) When I need a hug - http://www.thenicestplaceontheinter.net/
    5) When I need to calm down. - http://www.www.rainymood.com/

  20. xoxoCandyxoxo xoxoCandyxoxo
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 6:34pm UTC
    You saw a shirt for 97 dollars. You didn't have the cash, so you borrowed 50 dollars from your mom and 50 dollars from your dad. (Just in case you didn't know, that's 100 dollars all together). You bought the shirt and had 3 dollars change. You gave your dad 1 dollar and your mom 1 dollar and kept the other 1 dollar for yourself. Now you owe your mom 49 dollars and your dad 49 dollars. 49+49=98+your 1 dollar=99 dollars. Where is the missing one dollar?


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