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  1. *mysterious.mah* *mysterious.mah*
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2014 5:03pm UTC
    If you're in a relationship and all you do is cry everyday, you'll need to stop and ask
    yourself,
    'Am I dating a human or an onion.'


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. desperado* desperado*
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2014 6:57pm UTC
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    FOR WHATEVER WE LOSE (LIKE A YOU OR A ME), IT'S ALWAYS OURSELF WE FIND IN THE SEA.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

  4. iLUV2LAUGH iLUV2LAUGH
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2014 7:03pm UTC
    We're all addicted to something that takes the pain away.

  5. iLUV2LAUGH iLUV2LAUGH
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2014 7:15pm UTC
    All the time I wasted on you
    All the bu||sh_t you put me through
    Checking into rehab cause everything that we had
    Didn't mean a thing to you
    I used to be love drunk, but now I'm hung over
    I'll love you forever, but now I'm sober
    "Love Drunk"
    BOYS LIKE GIRLS

  6. Cameron* Cameron*
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2013 5:36pm UTC
    I got my first band tee yesterday at Hot Topic! :)
    And, no, it's not a One Direction one.
    It's a Paramore one with Jeremy Davis, Taylor York, and Hayley Williams! :D
    Though, I can't sing most of the lyrics that aren't part of the chorus by memory yet, I still really do love all their songs!

  7. brickbyboringbeth* brickbyboringbeth*
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2013 6:09pm UTC
    Last night she recited every reason she's fine

  8. Turtleseatdinos* Turtleseatdinos*
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2013 6:30pm UTC
    Don't come home for Christmas. You're the last thing I wanna see underneath the tree. Merry Christmas I could care less.
    ~Fall Out Boy~

  9. Jade💕* Jade💕*
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2013 7:31pm UTC
    I must confess, I'm in love with my own sins
    Fall Out Boy - America's Suitehearts

  10. ocean pixie* ocean pixie*
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2013 9:22pm UTC
    YOU & I,
    WE DON'T WANNA BE LIKE THEM.
    we can make it till the end, nothing can come between.
    you & i, not even the gods above can
    separate the two of us,
    no, nothing can come between
    you & i.
    oh, you & i.
    DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE© format by: br0kenwings

  11. ocean pixie* ocean pixie*
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2013 9:37pm UTC
    if this room was burning, i wouldn't even notice.
    bc you've been taking up my mind with your little white lies.
    DO NOT ERASE THE FORMAT CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE© format by: br0kenwings

  12. xxnevershoutnever xxnevershoutnever
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2013 11:16pm UTC
    i wish you would step back from that ledge, my friend.

  13. britany* britany*
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2013 12:42am UTC
    HOW CAN I TRUST
    anyone else when i can
    barely trust myself
    Please don't remove this!

  14. brookeleigh626 brookeleigh626
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2013 12:21pm UTC
    "We need our own show."
    - said every group of friends ever.

  15. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2013 3:44pm UTC
    Just F*ck off
    and go eat a taco

  16. *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2013 12:25pm UTC
    My sister woke me up by playing a CD of
    Children singing Christian Music.
    What is this sorcery?
    I DESERVE MY SLEEP!

  17. celestialerror* celestialerror*
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2013 6:25pm UTC
    Dear December,
    please be kind.

  18. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2013 2:46am UTC
    Imagine there's no heaven
    It's easy if you try
    No hell below us
    Above us only sky

  19. goawayanthony* goawayanthony*
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2013 1:37pm UTC
    Did you know you can actually
    dislike something and not make fun of it or insult the people that do like that thing


  20. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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