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1. sillylemur
   posted a quote
   August 29, 2011 6:09pm UTC
   Ever feel like you're just losing brain cells while you're watching or listening to something stupid?
   
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2. sillylemur
   posted a quote
   August 14, 2011 12:41pm UTC
   Anyone else think
   while they're watching Bear Grylls
   that the only thing you've learned this whole episode is:
   "don't go into the wilderness"
   
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3. sillylemur
   posted a quote
   August 12, 2011 11:02pm UTC
   That Awkward Moment When:
   You break something and your parents ask what happen and you just say
   "I don't know"
   
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4. sillylemur
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   August 11, 2011 7:55am UTC
   Me: *walks out house playing All Time Low on my ipod*
   Tom: "Bryanna do you like All Time Low by any chance?"
   Me:*looks down* (wearing an All Time Low tour shirt, All Time Low bracelets, 2 all time low neckleces, and an All Time Low hat in my hand)"uhm, you have no clue"
   Tom: "I think I do...."
   what can I say? I love my All Time Low<3
   
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5. sillylemur
   posted a quote
   August 6, 2011 9:10pm UTC
   I feel like Witty's gone from girl's venting to girl's looking for relationships,
   from girl's trying to help 1 another to trashing 1 another,
   into a place exactly like the places we're trying to escape.
   I don't mind the guys,
   but why be all over them?
   Why can't witty just go back to a place where we can not be afraid to say how we feel
   to a place where no matter who you are, what you look like you can be you?
   
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6. sillylemur
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   August 6, 2011 1:46am UTC
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7. sillylemur
   posted a quote
   August 6, 2011 1:30am UTC
   And I hate when;
   I go out and I look really nice and I see no hot guys
   And then
   I go out in sweats with my hair all messed up
   and I SWEAR I see EVERY hottie.
   
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8. sillylemur
   posted a quote
   August 6, 2011 1:26am UTC
   I'm the kinda girl that,
   decides to watch a scary movie at midnight alone in the dark,
   and 5 minutes into the movie she grabs her stuffed animal,
   a quarter a way into the movie she turns on the light
   and halfway through grabs her stuffed animal and sleeps with her mom.
   
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9. sillylemur
   posted a quote
   August 6, 2011 1:14am UTC
   That Awkward Moment When:
   you sneak out and slam the door
   and don't get caught
   and as you're sneaking in your friend falls down the stairs
   and you still don't get caught
   and then you sneeze super softly
   and your mom catches you
   
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10. sillylemur
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2011 11:05pm UTC
    On August 3rd my gorgeous niece was born.
    The only problem?
    She's about a month and a half early.
    She's 3 pounds 3 ounces.
    I'm hoping she will gain weight fast and be able to come home soon.
    <3
    
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11. sillylemur
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    June 16, 2011 12:59pm UTC
    And I'm the kinda girl,
    that when someone says act natural,
    I strike a pose.(:
    
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12. sillylemur
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2011 9:48pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment
    When the person you hate likes your truth is Facebook status
    
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13. sillylemur
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2011 5:35pm UTC
    And I have the kind of friends,
    That will chase after me,
    Even though they're out of breath or in flip flops,
    And sit in the middle of the street at midnight with me while I cry.
    Yeah, I got some true friends<3
    
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14. sillylemur
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2011 8:37pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment
    When you don't feel good,
    And you're staring off into space with an angry look,
    And you're friends ask you why the hell you're giving them a dirty look.
    
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15. sillylemur
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2011 8:20pm UTC
    And some kid was stabbed with a box cutter in my school.
    He was fine.
    The kid who stabbed him, stabbed him in front of the office.
    What I wanna know, is what that kid's escape plan was.
    Step 1. Stab kid
    Step 2. uhhh.
    
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16. sillylemur
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2011 7:49pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment
    When your school is having a "drill"
    And the police show up with the dogs,
    And the drug dealers all start freaking out
    
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17. sillylemur
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    May 18, 2011 9:03pm UTC
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18. sillylemur
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    May 18, 2011 8:49pm UTC
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19. sillylemur
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    May 18, 2011 8:33pm UTC
    Dear Boy,
    I've wished for you,
    every 11:11,
    on every shooting star,
    when I blew out my candles,
    every time I threw a penny in a fountain,
    and on every eyelash.
    Boy, why aren't you mine yet?
    Love,
    1 all wished out girl</3
    
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20. sillylemur
    posted a quote
    May 18, 2011 8:20pm UTC
    Advice
    Its what you ask for when you already know the answer but you really don't like it.
    
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