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  1. imjustonegirl imjustonegirl
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 7:02pm UTC
    Practicing your signature
    over and over again, just incase you become famous.

  2. shooting_stars shooting_stars
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2012 8:32pm UTC
    Number of people that find me attractive:
    -1
    Number of people that find my best friend attractive:
    549342

  3. lost_in_the_shadows lost_in_the_shadows
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2012 1:45pm UTC
    My friend.
    She was my best friend.
    I told her everything.
    I told her my crush.
    She started liking him.
    We weren't very good friends anymore.
    Then we started talking again.
    Her and I are friends again.
    I told her everything.
    I told her my crush.
    She married him on Facebook.
    My "friend"
    fml

  4. neonblueglitter neonblueglitter
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 1:44pm UTC
    So sad, nobody faved your quote.
    It's okay, my quote didn't want faves anyway.

  5. gingerzebera gingerzebera
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 1:14pm UTC
    Did You Know?!
    chewing gum is illegal in Vietnam

    Format By JustADream_Layouts.
    should i make a series?
    fave<3

  6. badwolf* badwolf*
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 1:09pm UTC
    I hope you step on a lego.

  7. rissa7373 rissa7373
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 1:06pm UTC
    I think it's pretty obvious
    THAT MEDICINE COMPANIES DON'T KNOW WHAT FRUIT TASTES LIKE.

  8. goodstuff1227 goodstuff1227
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 1:14pm UTC
    Me:so what do you want to be when your older
    6 yr old cousin:A unicorn
    Me:Why?
    6 yr old cousin:so i can stab people with my head

  9. MissionImpossible MissionImpossible
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 1:39pm UTC
    Me: *In the kindergarten class*
    Kindergarten teacher: Can you help clean up?
    Me: Oh yeah sure. *Steps on a lego* Ah! @#$! *%$#@! %@*#!
    Little kids: ….

  10. kaiilovesyou kaiilovesyou
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 1:14pm UTC
    kaiilovesyou format and fade.
    Trying to explain a song
    but not wanting to sing
    it to the person.

  11. TheAubreeDeRosa TheAubreeDeRosa
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2012 1:14pm UTC
    favorite this quote if you have ever...
    loved somebody
    been loved
    been broken
    been in love
    lost someone you love
    broken someones heart
    not been loved back
    felt alone

    mine? ... TheAubreeDeRosa

  12. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 2:10pm UTC
    I can feel myself fading.
    I can feel myself slipping away.
    I'm not stopping myself anymore.
    No one else bothers to catch me,
    why bother catching myself?

  13. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 3:10pm UTC
    I don't know if this helps,
    but I think you're
    beautiful.

  14. confessions_of_a_cutter confessions_of_a_cutter
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 7:02pm UTC
    If Witty goes down..
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=iO3Pot4TYYg
    Thank you.
    Thank

  15. Maz117 Maz117
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2012 7:35pm UTC
    Our Inside Jokes,
    Too Many To Name.
    When We're Apart,
    It's Never The Same.
    When We're Together,
    It's Nothing But Fun.
    Replacing My Girls,
    Just Can't Be Done...

  16. hannahlovesxox hannahlovesxox
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 6:35pm UTC
    hannahlovesxox fade
    if she is responsible for your smile,
    be responsible with her heart.

  17. ImmaBeWitty ImmaBeWitty
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 8:34pm UTC
    Shortest horror story ever:
    Parents: We found your witty.
    nmq/nmf

  18. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 10:27pm UTC
    i still really like reading real books.
    Not eBooks, or reading on ipads. Real books.

  19. DamnnTaylerx DamnnTaylerx
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 9:44pm UTC
    No matter how many times I say
    I don't care, I do.

  20. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2012 10:32pm UTC
    people always say that they
    "follow their heart" or "follow their nose" or "follow their gut"
    not me. to be honest, i'm not even sure what i'm following.
    i just go wherever i want to, do really idiotic things,
    and fall over a lot.

:)

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