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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  3. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2014 3:34pm UTC
    isn’t it weird to think that you might be drinking the water that someone drowned in and that you might be breathing in the same air that last left a dying person’s lungs and that gift you gave someone that was wrapped in recycled paper might have been someone’s suicide note and that the box jellyfish has 64 anuses

  4. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2014 3:36pm UTC
    i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice

  5. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2014 3:39pm UTC
    when youre wearin a cute outfit in winter and someone is like “aren’t you COLD” excuse me you are weak and your crops will never last the winter with that attitude

  6. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2014 3:47pm UTC
    Dear person who is reading this,
    Do you love someone at the moment?
    If you do.
    Have you told them recently how much you love them?
    If you do.
    Have you shown them?
    If you haven't.
    Just think about it.
    What if something happens to them?
    What if something happens to you?
    Things change quickly
    Tell them you love them
    Especially if they don't know it
    They could have a negative reaction but at least you tried instead of holding it all in
    But it could also lead to positive things
    Don't be afraid to tell people how you feel
    Some times you have to stop holding it all in
    And let it all out

  7. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2014 4:03pm UTC
    When someone texts me:
    Me: Omg someone texted me
    Me: What do I do? this is so exciting
    Me: Opens the message that says "hey"
    Me: Hmm I don't want to respond right a way because they'd think I was looking at my phone waiting for someone to text me but I don't want to wait to long or they think I'm ignoring them
    Me: Waits a minute trying to stay calm
    Me: Oh I'll just text them now
    Me: What do I say?
    Me: I could say "Hi", "Hello", "Hey", "Howdy"
    Me: So many options
    Me: Sends text saying "Hey"
    Me one second later: Why haven't they responded?

  8. * Sabaism * * Sabaism *
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2014 5:14pm UTC
    Ben: I ship a rock and a sandwich more than I ship you two
    Me: Lol what?
    Ben: It's a Tumblr thing...

  9. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2014 12:15am UTC
    I'm just an ordinary girl
    With a huge imagination

  10. Swag Unicorn* Swag Unicorn*
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2014 12:35am UTC
    Hella cute, Hella fine,
    Be my hella valentine

  11. Mandypandy Mandypandy
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2014 7:39am UTC
    Some people need to pull their heads out of their conceded booties.. like.. for real.. >.<

  12. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2014 10:19am UTC
    Alcohol.
    Chapter 5
    The night was only starting. People started barbequing, girls started swimming, and everybody was having fun. I became friends with a girl named Alicia, who could of been my twin. We were both short, she was an inch taller than me, and we were both blonde with blue eyes and a rocking body. She had the idea of going water skiing. I agreed even though I could barely walk straight. We both stumbled towards the boat, holding each other for support. "Maybe we should go tubing, it's a lot less dangerous." One of the boys we were with suggested.
    "NOOOOOO." Me and Alicia said. Jeff started up the boat as the guys set up the water skiis.
    "Are you sure you guys want to do this?" Jeff asked.
    "It'll be fun! Don't worry." I said. A few minutes later both skiis were set up. Alicia and I each grabbed one as the boat sped away. Then, Jeff turned too fast to avoid hitting another boat, I lost my balance and fell over, hitting my arm on something. Everything happened fast because then I heard somebody screaming my name. A few moments later, Jeff had his arms around me and was helping me towards the boat. The two other boys on the ship grabbed me and pulled me up, I saw red oozing from my arm. I looked up and saw Alicia grabbing a towel. I didn't even see her get back on the boat.Jeff quickly turned the boat back on and sped towards the shower. Alicia stood by me and held the towel around my arm. It was the worse pain I had felt in a while. Once we got to shower someone grabbed a first aid kid and wrapped my arm up. It was quick and painless.
    "Maybe I should take you home Bree." Jeff said.
    "You don't have to ruin your night for me." I said.
    He shrugged, "You're not. Don't worry. Besides, you're slurring your words. It's time for you to call it a night." He gave me a small smile. I nodded and grabbed my keys and walked towards my car. Jeff grabbed my arm, "You're not f/ucking driving yourself home." He said. "You're f/cking drunk."
    I looked up at him as he grabbed my keys and dragged me towards my car, "How are you gonna get home?" I asked.
    He shrugged, "I'll figure it out. I'll have somebody drive my car back to me." He opened up the passenger door for me and then walked around towards the drivers seat.
    "How do you know where I lived?" I asked as he pulled into my drive way.
    He laughed, "I'm your next door neighboor."
    "O." I said. A few minutes later Jeff was helping me up the stairs. I walked him into my room, "Stay until I finish getting ready?" I asked.
    He shrugged, "Yeah sure. I guess."
    I walked into my bathroom and quickly showered and then put on a sports bra with black, baggy shorts. When I left the room, Jeff was on the phone, "Yeah bro. Just drive my car back whenever." He said, "She's back now. Bye." He smiled at me as I walked towards him.
    "Soooo." He said, "I guess I'll get going now."
    "No. Why would you? Spend the night!" I said, feeling the alcohol making me flirty.
    He smiled, "Okay but I don't sleep on the floor." He said.
    "Sleep next to me in bed." I winked at him. "Want me to get you something to wear?"
    He laughed, "Okay yeah get me yoga pants and a sports bra." He took his shirt off and slipped off his pants, only to be left in boxers. He smiled at me, "Don't stare to long." He winked.
    "I wasn't staring." I said turning red.
    "Sure." He winked again. I pulled up my covers and got into bed. He got in right next to me.
    "Do you do this with every guy you meet?" He asked.
    I turned and faced him, "No. You're just special."
    "Oh. Thanks. I know I am. So, why did you move here?" He asked.
    "I got into trouble back in Michigan. My dad found out and thought it was better if I came and lived with him." I said.
    "Oooo, rebel. What did you get in trouble for?"
    "Alcohol." I said.
    I heard him swallow, "You didn't drive did you?" He asked.
    "Noooo. I just had it on me and was drinking it. The cops went easy when they busted me the first two times, but the third time I got arrested. Then I got sent away."
    "Do you miss Michigan?" He asked.
    "Yes. I miss all the sports teams I played on and my friends and my mom."
    "Did you have a boyfriend?"
    "No." I said.
    He nodded, "Our school has second semester sports try outs going on in two weeks. You should go for it."
    I shrugged, "I don't know. It'll be awkward."
    "No. It won't be. Come be a cheerleader and you can cheer me on at all my games." He winked at me again.
    I turned my back and gave him the silent treatment. A few moments later I felt his arms at my hips and his lips at my ear, "I was kidding. But you should try out. You'd love it." I turned my head so I was face to face with him.
    "I'll think about it." I said. He smiled at me. "So, what sports do you play?" I asked.
    "Football, hockey, and soccer. I used to play basketball but when my sister died, I stopped playing. That was our favorite sport to play together."
    "I'm so sorry. How did she die?" I asked.
    I saw him stiffen up, "A drunk driver hit her one day while she was playing basketball. She was only 9."
    I leaned over and kissed him on his cheek, "It's okay. She's in a better place now."
    His arms wrapped around my waist and pulled me towards him, "I know. It still hurts every day." After that moment, we talked for hours and hours, we both fell asleep around 4 A.M with his arms still wrapped around my waist.

  13. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2014 12:00pm UTC
    The feeling of getting your homework done early
    Is a great feeling to have

  14. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2014 1:04pm UTC
    Have you ever discovered a band
    And then got mad at yourself
    For not listening to them sooner

  15. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2014 6:47pm UTC
    Today I was at an economics competition
    And this really cool ginger sat next to me
    He was so funny and I got along with him
    I finally felt happy and like myself again
    It felt great
    I'm never giving up
    Things are getting better for me
    And I hope things get better for all of you guys

  16. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2014 6:54pm UTC
    Warning:
    Once you say something to me I won't simply forget it
    If you tell me you love me. I'll believe you
    If you tell me we'll be together forever I'll beleive you and remember it.
    You can't just take back what you say
    The damage has been done
    Think it through before you tell me words you don't mean.
    Your words will forever stick through my head
    And when you're not here with me now.
    And I'm a nobody to you.
    Your words stick in my head like a post it note.

  17. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2014 6:36pm UTC
    Being positive
    Cheery
    And not caring what others think
    Has made this day a good one for me


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  19. tired_of_living* tired_of_living*
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2014 3:49pm UTC
    I desperately need you.
    But I don't deserve you.
    So I can never have you.

  20. zreik23 zreik23
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2014 1:11pm UTC
    #Leo cared, you didn't. They cried, you laughed. They were hurt, you smiled. They moved on, you realized."

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